**Official Kentucky vs. Iowa Citrus Bowl Thread - 12:00pm - ABC**

[Gushawk]

No, I wish Spencer no harm.

But I probably could have once outrepped him and beat him in a cone drill, 40, vert and broad jump.

of course he’d out throw any version of me badly, despite my having one of HaLo’s strongest arms this side of HoHa

 

[coff]

No, I wish Spencer no harm.

But I probably could have once outrepped him and beat him in a cone drill, 40, vert and broad jump.

of course he’d out throw any version of me badly, despite my having one of HaLo’s strongest arms this side of HoHa

 

[Hawkstrat]

No, I wish Spencer no harm.

But I probably could have once outrepped him and beat him in a cone drill, 40, vert and broad jump.

of course he’d out throw any version of me badly, despite my having one of HaLo’s strongest arms this side of HoHa

This is never a good look.

 

[Gushawk]

I took the bait!

 

[SteadyEddy]

Spencer is a horribly un-athletic Division 1 quarterback.

It's not crazy to think that many even on this board could have out-performed him (in their prime) in some form of athleticism test.

Now if we're strictly talking quarterback skills, Spencer wipes the floor with all takers.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Spencer is a horribly un-athletic Division 1 quarterback.

It's not crazy to think that many even on this board could have out-performed him (in their prime) in some form of athleticism test.

Now if we're strictly talking quarterback skills, Spencer wipes the floor with all takers.

I think everyone on the board could out perform him in a haunted house.

 

[coff]

Spencer is a horribly un-athletic Division 1 quarterback.

It's not crazy to think that many even on this board could have out-performed him (in their prime) in some form of athleticism test.

Now if we're strictly talking quarterback skills, Spencer wipes the floor with all takers.

I had no idea that HALO was this deep in a surreal fantasy land.

 

[KitKatApples]

Sexually?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think everyone on the board could out perform him in a haunted house.

Sexually?

These two posts are good if you have cofftard ignored

 

[Grape Ape]

These two posts are good if you have cofftard ignored

Petras couldn’t fuck his way out of a haunted house.

 

[newsbreaker]

7th most-watched game of the bowl season (so far), with 6.4M viewers. That's 25% more than the Cheesedick Bowl, and was achieved despite direct competition from both the Outback and Fiesta bowls.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

7th most-watched game of the bowl season (so far), with 6.4M viewers. That's 25% more than the Cheesedick Bowl, and was achieved despite direct competition from both the Outback and Fiesta bowls.

Are you telling, just like they did with their recruiting class, that they spiked the football at the 20 yard line again?!? Shocking!!

 

[The Full Monte]

Are you telling, just like they did with their recruiting class, that they spiked the football at the 20 yard line again?!? Shocking!!

There are times where I wish we had a snarky Halo Twitter account that would @ that tiny dumbfuck with this stuff.

 

[Alan Lomax]

There are times where I wish we had a snarky Halo Twitter account that would @ that tiny dumbfuck with this stuff.

I thought that was the fun part of @StinkyMcFadden ‘s job.

 

[KitKatApples]

There are times where I wish we had a snarky Halo Twitter account that would @ that tiny dumbfuck with this stuff.

It would get blocked after one tweet

 

[LifelongHawk]

Replay on. Fuck.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

He's so fucking terrible. And I'm not even watching it.

 

[BngHawk]

Any of you assholes who are holding out hope that Spencer P is going to be good this year……..hoooooooooo boyyyyyyy you’re gonna take it deep.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Any of you assholes who are holding our hope that Spencer P is going to be good this year……..hoooooooooo boyyyyyyy you’re gonna take it deep.

It's July 7. Barbecue some wings.

 

[BngHawk]

It's July 7. Barbecue some wings.

You are not a real poster. You are a Bot.

 

[KitKatApples]

It's July 7. Barbecue some wings.

I can take this advice any day of the week year round

 

[cloudhawk]

Lol- Jesus fuck

 

[BBK]

I've still never watched a down of this game

 

[Harlan]

Replay on. Fuck.

Bowed

 

[KitKatApples]

I've still never watched a down of this game

You've missed nothing

 

[MikeyJoe]

I've still never watched a down of this game

I've never been more envious of your life.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I've still never watched a down of this game

 

[cloudhawk]

Its basically a Nebrantska game, except Nebrantska has a Stoops coaching instead of a meathead

 

[Monster]

I've still never watched a down of this game

I don't remember any of it.

 

[KitKatApples]

Then don’t do anything to remind you of it

 

[Pipiyopee]

I remember being encouraged by the run game and the Williamseses

 

[KitKatApples]

They run forward. It’s pretty neat

 

[brantshawks]

I played ping ping with my dad in the basement for most of this shit game.

 

[6deuce]

I played ping ping with my dad in the basement for most of this shit game.

Sounds kinky.

 

[Judge Kemp]

I sat in probably the beat seats I’ve ever had and watched one of the most frustrating football games I’ve ever watched.

I remember a brief moment of joy when Petras came out at half looking so disinterested in the game I was certain he wasn’t coming back in. Alas, I was wrong and my hopes were dashed.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I remember being encouraged by the run game and the Williamseses

I go back and forth with this. An effective run game was nice, but scoring 17 points despite that was discouraging.

 

[Monster]

I played ping ping with my dad in the basement for most of this shit game.

That sounds amazing.

 

[TJones3312]

That sounds amazing.

Having a dad?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Having a dad?

And a mom.

 

[Monster]

And a mom.

I have one of those.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

The defense played pretty well, the Kentucky Dline had some guys out and run game was working in the second half and I don’t think Peaches got sacked once. Even the offensive play calling was mostly fine.

With functional QB play that was probably a 2 score win. Petras was absolutely abysmal and singlehandedly cost Iowa the game.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Petras was absolutely abysmal and singlehandedly cost Iowa the game.

This is the only thing I remember. He was so shitty. It was his shittiest.

 

[ivan_drago]

I remember seeing red rage.

 

[brantshawks]

After that game, the last competitive match up for Spencer Petras, the Iowa coaches said 'Yep. See you next year, our starting quarterback.'

 

[ivan_drago]

I’m just kidding. I was fucking wasted.

 

[The Full Monte]

After that game, the last competitive match up for Spencer Petras, the Iowa coaches said 'Yep. See you next year, our starting quarterback.'

This is the part I just can’t get over. Kirk WANTS this

 

[MikeyJoe]

Petras wasn’t very aggressive and was pretty inefficient, but at least he also threw a lot of interceptions.

 

[KitKatApples]

It evens out

 

[BngHawk]

Yet according to many here, this season will show great Petras improvement

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

After that game, the last competitive match up for Spencer Petras, the Iowa coaches said 'Yep. See you next year, our starting quarterback.'

In almost any other program he would have (been forced) transferred out and be on a WAC roster this year.

I can’t even explain it away because he’s “liked”. The staff even seemed stubbornly proud to trot him out there almost every week, apparently hurt, to get sandblasted behind that shitty Oline. It was bizarre.