** Official Michigan vs Iowa BIG 10 TITLE GAME THREAD --7:15 PM FOX Sports **

[26.2]

HOLY SHIT Hawkeyes and Hawkeye fans, we did it! Big 10 West Champs! Now will our coach pull out a long-overdue Kirk Special to send his tubby son off into the sunset in style??? STAY TUNED!!!

 

[jabberjaw]

Yes

 

[Revolver]

Tickets procured. Hotel arrangements made. Potential donation to PointsBet made. Let’s get weird!! KIRK 5.0 ready to commence.


C U In Indy, Boyz!!!

 

[Pedro]

I'm filled with anxious anticipation. Gonna need to win the turnover game and get some D/ST scores.

 

[26.2]

Tickets procured. Hotel arrangements made. Potential donation to PointsBet made. Let’s get weird!! KIRK 5.0 ready to commence.
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C U In Indy, Boyz!!!

I will be placing the same bet today and will also be in Indy! Come find the Hawkeye in the Mariners cap Revolver!!

 

[Kerky]

Iowa wearing home colors should be cause for the title of this thread to be Michigan vs Iowa.

 

[Bovert]

Tickets procured. Hotel arrangements made. Potential donation to PointsBet made. Let’s get weird!! KIRK 5.0 ready to commence.
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C U In Indy, Boyz!!!

 

[HCPhawk]

Hold them to 14, find a way to score 17.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hold them to 14, find a way to score 17.

3 ot?

 

[26.2]

Iowa wearing home colors should be cause for the title of this thread to be Michigan vs Iowa.

Change made Kerky

 

[Bovert]

Let's not all be retarded, boyzzzz. We have zero chance to win and a miniscule chance to even keep it respectably close. Corum will get 100+, McCarthy will throw for 175+ and likely run for 50+. Bacon will complete 1/3 of his passes and they will load the box and stuff our runners. And there's no Cooper to get us any miracle return scores.

They won't score 40+ like a couple years ago but we'll likely score around 3 again. 30-3 sounds about right.

 

[Debit One]

Gonna need to win the turnover game and get some D/ST scores.

I think that it takes two TDs on D/ST for Iowa to have a chance.

If that happens, it's possible for Iowa to get to 24 points.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Definitely need multiple stops pulled

 

[Gushawk]

Implied line score 29-6.

Will Bridawg summon the fortitude to exceed expectations in his swan song?

 

[Kerky]

I just hope they don't get comically embarrassed like last time. I would love to see Harbaugh at least have to break a sweat and have a few moments of angst, but yeah I don't see how we even keep it within a 3 TD spread. Defense will likely be exhausted by halftime and flood gates open then. This team is missing too many key pieces including defense.

 

[The Dad]

Let's not all be retarded, boyzzzz. We have zero chance to win and a miniscule chance to even keep it respectably close. Corum will get 100+, McCarthy will throw for 175+ and likely run for 50+. Bacon will complete 1/3 of his passes and they will load the box and stuff our runners. And there's no Cooper to get us any miracle return scores.

They won't score 40+ like a couple years ago but we'll likely score around 3 again. 30-3 sounds about right.

They could most definitely score 40+. And not because of the defense.

 

[Revolver]

It will take massive mistakes early by Michigan. Similar start to Iowa/OSU in 2017. Sure, they will almost surely beat us, but we have all seen crazier things than Kirk pulling this one off. A couple big breaks early and who the fuck knows?

 

[OlePeep]

UM has #2 defense? Against DFL O. Can’t see a way absent desperate gambits. Or a listeria outbreak in the UM locker room

 

[ivan_drago]

Let's not all be retarded, boyzzzz. We have zero chance to win and a miniscule chance to even keep it respectably close. Corum will get 100+, McCarthy will throw for 175+ and likely run for 50+. Bacon will complete 1/3 of his passes and they will load the box and stuff our runners. And there's no Cooper to get us any miracle return scores.

They won't score 40+ like a couple years ago but we'll likely score around 3 again. 30-3 sounds about right.

Fuck you.

 

[Kerky]

Implied line score 29-6.

Will Bridawg summon the fortitude to exceed expectations in his swan song?

I look forward to that petty, mouth breathing, silver-spoon moron riding off into the sunset backwards on a jack ass along with his all black apparel. I hope he never dons Iowa gear again.

Again if he had any self awareness and pride he would have resigned after last year, much less when afforded the opportunity this year. He has no idea how good he has had it throughout his playing days and career due to Daddy, and for him to continue this supposed snub of Iowa just leaves a permanent stain on anything he ever did well for the program or University.

 

[kenos]

hawks will get buttfucked and halo is welcome to use my ass as a clown car if I am dead wrong and kirk somehow pulls this one off. just give me lots of booze first and tell me I'm pretty.

 

[Debit One]

We're all on the Monster bus for this one.

Expectations are managed.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Courtesy of ChatGPT:
Alright team, tonight, as we face Michigan in the Big Ten Championship, I want you to remember something important. There are voices out there, like this Bovert from the message boards, who think they've got it all figured out. They say we stand no chance, that we're outclassed at every turn. But let me tell you something about people like that - they're often more wrong than they are right.

Bovert's words are a perfect example of the doubt we've been facing all season. He's predicting a 21-point defeat, underestimating our strength, our skills, and our spirit. He thinks he knows the outcome, but he doesn't know us. He doesn't know the Iowa Hawkeyes.

This game is our chance to prove how wrong he, and everyone like him, is. They see stats and figures; we live the sweat, the effort, and the determination that those numbers can never show. They expect us to score a mere 3 points, but we're not here to play into their narrative. We're here to rewrite it.

We've trained for moments like this. Every drill, every practice, every game has prepared us to defy the odds. We know our strengths, and we know how to use them. This isn't just a game; it's a statement.

So let's go out there and show Bovert and the world what it truly means to be a Hawkeye. Let's play with the heart and unity that's gotten us this far. Let's leave everything we've got on that field, not just for ourselves, but for every single person who believes in us.

Tonight, we make our stand. Tonight, we prove the doubters wrong. Let's do this together, as one team, with one goal. Go Hawkeyes!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Debit One]

I look forward to that petty, mouth breathing, silver-spoon moron riding off into the sunset backwards on a jack ass along with his all black apparel. I hope he never dons Iowa gear again.

I didn't hate the guy until his post-firing logoless gear protest.

He honestly thinks that he's doing a good job, and that the action against him was unjust.

He perceives that Iowa managing to win 10 games while its putrid offense averages < 250 yards per game is a feather in his cap.

Fuck him.

 

[The Dad]

If Michigan doesn’t appropriately respect the Ragaini jet sweep action, they could be in for a long night.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I just hate this matchup. Especially with fuck face Harbaugh returning. Look for 3+ turnovers from Hill if we can’t get the run game going.

 

[Kerky]

I didn't hate the guy until his post-firing logoless gear protest.

He honestly thinks that he's doing a good job, and that the action against him was unjust.

He perceives that Iowa managing to win 10 games while its putrid offense averages < 250 yards per game is a feather in his cap.

Fuck him.

I agree with all of this. He is doing himself no favors for future endeavors acting the way he has and is.

 

[BillyBob]

Better chance at seeing Bryan in Iowa attire than defeating Michigan

 

[The Dad]

If you didn’t start hating Brian after “what would be the upside”, kill yourself.

 

[Revolver]

Every time one of you dickheads says Logoless I think of LotR.

 

[douglasbader]

Flying in on Friday. Putting $1k on the money line. If they win, we have an all time memory. Hawks by a Gagillion!!!!!!

 

[Revolver]

I will be placing the same bet today and will also be in Indy! Come find the Hawkeye in the Mariners cap Revolver!!

I’ll be looking for you after the upset victory.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No one gives a shit abt what he’s not wearing except Ivan and the Whiners

 

[BillyBob]

Bryan Ferentz wears Iowa underwear and shits himself during the games.

 

[Bovert]

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What has the letters n-g-i-g-e-r-s in it and are the most hated people on the planet?

gingers

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lol wow

 

[The Dad]

No one gives a shit abt what he’s not wearing except Ivan and the Whiners

Correct. It doesn’t make him any more or less of the biggest faggot who ever existed.

 

[ivan_drago]

No one gives a shit abt what he’s not wearing except Ivan and the Whiners

That’s my cover band name. We cover covers of 311.

 

[Debit One]

No one gives a shit abt what he’s not wearing except Ivan and the Whiners

Based upon this comment, I will spend an appropriate amount of time reconsidering my position.

 

[ivan_drago]

There was a guy with a “thank you Brian,” sign at the game Friday. I considered killing him with my bare hands. Cooler heads prevailed.

 

[26.2]

Flying in on Friday. Putting $1k on the money line. If they win, we have an all time memory. Hawks by a Gagillion!!!!!!

I fully expect you to flip flop one or two more times about if you're even going, you fair-weather non-diamond level fuck

 

[douglasbader]

I fully expect you to flip flop one or two more times about if you're even going, you fair-weather non-diamond level fuck

I sure hope the back of your throat is ready and your fat wife still knows how to work a camera. We gonna have some fun.

 

[Revolver]

I fully expect you to flip flop one or two more times about if you're even going, you fair-weather non-diamond level fuck

He ain’t posting that bet slip, either.

 

[Bovert]

Lol wow

 

[26.2]

I sure hope the back of your throat is ready and your fat wife still knows how to work a camera. We gonna have some fun.

Wife isn't going to the game. I'm not fucking Zaius. You may need to employ your boy DEEZ!!! if his noodle arms can hold a camera up for very long

 

[fossilhawk]

A crackpot theory, submitted for approval and/or vicious gang raping:

Michigan had our signals last time. This time, not only do they (probably) not, but we have two players who (a) know *their* signals and (b) have nothing else to do but dissect them.

If I'm wrong, whatever. If I'm not, best prepare yourselves for the Ferentz Special to end them all.

 

[Harlan]

No one gives a shit abt what he’s not wearing except Ivan and the Whiners

Sounds like a cover band.

 

[douglasbader]

It's a 5% chance at best, but the perfect end to this season where an inept Iowa offense still couldn't stop them from winning 10 games and not a living human thinks Iowa will beat Michigan, is to in fact beat Michigan.

Every single person in the country doesn't think it will happen, but every single non-Michigan or Iowa State fan will be rooting for Iowa to pull off the upset and cause chaos.

 

[Harlan]

That’s my cover band name. We cover covers of 311.

Fuck