**Official Middle Tennessee vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11am - ESPN2**

[Shpadoinkle]

This will be my oldest daughter’s first game. Never seen her so excited.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa - 42
MTenn - 13

 

[Hawk&Balls]

chorizo mac n cheese and popcorn.

@BBK and I are appalled at your lack of the Oxford comma.

I’m appalled at your grammer for thinking he needs one there.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

@BBK and I are appalled at your lack of the Oxford comma.

I’m appalled at your grammer for thinking he needs one there.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Jayhawki]

What a fat, lonely, and sexless retard

 

[Jayhawki]

45-13 hawks, btw

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hawks 1,000,000,003 - 3.

 

[The Full Monte]

Hawks 1,000,000,003 - 3.

@Bovert

I just want to ensure that you understand this is not a REAL score prediction.

Soda is just being funny here.

Just so we’re on the same page

 

[douglasbader]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

 

[douglasbader]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

I was talking about the ones from earlier and the incessant social media ones.

 

[wondergrape]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

Beavis: How much is a billion?

Butthead: Uh, I think it's, like...a million or something.

 

[BngHawk]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

Fuuuuucking pwwwwwwwwwwnd

 

[douglasbader]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

Fuuuuucking pwwwwwwwwwwnd

Hawks by a million

 

[Geese]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

Or if you're Tyler Kluver, Hawkshh by a million

 

[Harlan]

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

Fuuuuucking pwwwwwwwwwwnd

Hawks by a million

Nobody listens to that fuckhead.

 

[Wayne Rogers]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

He's right though. The million thing will never happen.

Hawks by a thousand.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Middle Tennessee 4
Iowa 6

 

[Geese]

Hawks by a reasonable amount !

 

[MisterFalcon]

Middle Tennessee 4
Iowa 6

Memories of 6-4 will always be cherished, but in this case I would be so triggered I'd probably have a seizure.

 

[cloudhawk]

Hawks will win by just over 2 touchdowns unless a defensive or special teams touchdown adds to the total.

 

[Tugboat]

Can we stop with the Hawks by a million thing? Thanks.

I’m no mathmagician but I think that’s a billion there, Archimedes

Beavis: How much is a billion?

Butthead: Uh, I think it's, like...a million or something.

Beavis & Butthead was severely underrated.

Mike Fucking Judge.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Hawks by all of the points

 

[BngHawk]

Iowa 36.4
Mid tenn .08

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Iowa 36.4
Mid tenn .08

/PFF

 

[hawkeyealum]

Hawks day today

 

[The Dad]

Go Hawks!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Game day, bishes!

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Any update on Iowa’s walking wounded? Figured after the bye, some might return but it doesn’t look like it.

 

[wondergrape]

Any update on Iowa’s walking wounded? Figured after the bye, some might return but it doesn’t look like it.

i don't know, but if I did, I sure as shit wouldn't tell you.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 41
Mtsu 16

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

55-17

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Saw an old man on 80 driving a white Mercedes with a Hawkeye plate that read ILUVKNK lol

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kink?

 

[KitKatApples]

Klink?

 

[C-3PO]

Any update on Iowa’s walking wounded? Figured after the bye, some might return but it doesn’t look like it.

Pretty sure the list actually grew.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Pretty sure Leistikow said Jackson has a good chance to be back for Michigan. This is the most up to date list I’ve seen:

https://www.usatoday.com/sports/ncaaf/iowa/injuries/all/

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Any update on Iowa’s walking wounded? Figured after the bye, some might return but it doesn’t look like it.

i don't know, but if I did, I sure as shit wouldn't tell you.

Why you no good son of a bitch. I’d tell you.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Be a good day for Goodson to break a long one, I think.

 

[Gushawk]

Probably only because they aren’t on HaLo:

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The amount of work I get done at home prior to an 11am kickoff is nothing short of amazing.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

The amount of work I get done at home prior to an 11am kickoff is nothing short of amazing.

you’re offsetting the absolutely fuckin nothing I get done

 

[Gushawk]

+1 James. I worked out, I guess. But I don’t endure hell all week to fuck around with house and yard work on Sat am.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

With games like this, I'm not as concerned with the score as I am with injuries.

 

[brantshawks]

I've had a few coffee/kahluas and made a donut run.

I feel accomplished.

 

[Gushawk]

I just got down the Halloween decorations from the garage attic and dropped them on my mangled toe. Going on IR. Thanks LWade.

 

[brantshawks]

I just got down the Halloween decorations from the garage attic and dropped them on my mangled toe. Going on IR. Thanks LWade.

He hates these toes!!

 

[BngHawk]

I just got down the Halloween decorations from the garage attic and dropped them on my mangled toe. Going on IR. Thanks LWade.

He hates these toes!!

@Gushawk

Let’s get a pic of that toe.