**Official Minnesota vs. Iowa Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN**

[MikeyJoe]

Because Iowa could make a mistake on offense and do something bad, and we can't have that happen.

Actually let's look at that, which I should have done originally. Again, using NFL PBP data, if Iowa had turned the ball over to MN up 2 with ~1:50 left on the 3 yard line, MN would have had a ~10% chance to win. So kicking the FG only gained Iowa 5%, whereas scoring a TD would have gained them 10%. You'd have to think that you were more likely to turn the ball over than score a TD for that decision to make any sense.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Actually let's look at that, which I should have done originally. Again, using NFL BPB data, if Iowa had turned the ball over to MN up 2 with ~1:50 left on the 3 yard line, MN would have had a ~10% chance to win. So kicking the FG only gained Iowa 5%, whereas scoring a TD would have gained them 10%. You'd have to think that you were more likely to turn the ball over than score a TD for that decision to make any sense.

The thing that I think pisses me off as much as anything is that PJ knew exactly what Kirk was doing, and played it pretty much perfectly. PJ Fucking Fleck, that guy fucking sucks and he read Kirk like a book. That should keep Kirk up at night.

 

[HawkLax6]

Fwiw, I just simply don't believe them. Brian probably thought two sneaks would do it, then on third thought Goodson had the better chance to pick it up.

I think they were caught off guard. They run the sneak, Minnesota doesn't take a time out then you see a semi-confused Padilla looking to the sideline as to what to do next as whatever they told him wasn't working and they flash the camera on Kirk/Brian and they are kind of talking things then Iowa calls a time out before picking up a delay of game. Then they commit to the not scoring QB sneak thing again.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I think they were caught off guard. They run the sneak, Minnesota doesn't take a time out then you see a semi-confused Padilla looking to the sideline as to what to do next as whatever they told him wasn't working and they flash the camera on Kirk/Brian and they are kind of talking things then Iowa calls a time out before picking up a delay of game. Then they commit to the not scoring QB sneak thing again.

You forgot when they decided the slow developing outside zone run would be a good call to score...At that point I'm pretty sure they are damn near trying to go backwards, because why the fuck else would you run a god damn slow developing outside zone run when you are trying to gain two yards?

 

[MikeyJoe]

You forgot when they decided the slow developing outside zone run would be a good call to score...At that point I'm pretty sure they are damn near trying to go backwards, because why the fuck else would you run a god damn slow developing outside zone run when you are trying to gain two yards?

This is also where the football meathead thing to do would be perfectly acceptable. If you don't want to get cute, fine, line up in the I and run it up the middle 3 times. If you don't get it, fine. Would still have made much more sense than what they did.

 

[coff]

Because Iowa could make a mistake on offense and do something bad, and we can't have that happen.

I assume the win probability calculator @MikeyJoe does or could factor in the probability of something really bad, like a pick 6 or a scoop and score in those situations. I mean, I assume those are built in to the percentages. If so, the odds seem to be in favor of trying to score there

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I assume the win probability calculator @MikeyJoe does or could factor in the probability of something really bad, like a pick 6 or a scoop and score in those situations. I mean, I assume those are built in to the percentages. If so, the odds seem to be in favor of trying to score there

JFC

 

[coff]

Actually let's look at that, which I should have done originally. Again, using NFL BPB data, if Iowa had turned the ball over to MN up 2 with ~1:50 left on the 3 yard line, MN would have had a ~10% chance to win. So kicking the FG only gained Iowa 5%, whereas scoring a TD would have gained them 10%. You'd have to think that you were more likely to turn the ball over than score a TD for that decision to make any sense.

Scooped. My bad

 

[MikeyJoe]

I assume the win probability calculator @MikeyJoe does or could factor in the probability of something really bad, like a pick 6 or a scoop and score in those situations. I mean, I assume those are built in to the percentages. If so, the odds seem to be in favor of trying to score there

That's right, they would - there's nothing fancy about a win probability calculator, it's just an aggregation of all similar situations they have from play by play data. So the odds of your hypothetical bad situation happening would be taken into account.

Sometimes people scoff at win probability analysis and think it's some esoteric formula that doesn't take into account Real Manly Football Things like momentum - but it does, because if momentum is a real thing it would be a thing that happened in all of the other similar situations that the win probability is estimating.

 

[douglasbader]

Even with football guy truisms it doesn't make sense. "Trust your defense." What, trust your defense to hold onto a 5 point with 40 seconds left but not a 9 point lead with two minutes left?

I've also never understood why you're not supposed to trust your offense. How about in that scenario "trust your offense to gain 3 yards without turning the ball over"?

Something that nobody has talked about that I wonder if it didn't affect them that there was a similar Minnesota game from 2015. Kirk has a memory like a steel trap and I'm sure remembered it.

In that game Iowa was ahead by 5 and then LeShun Daniels went on a 51 yard run to score a TD with a couple minutes left to put them up 40-28 and seemingly the game was over.

Minnesota though went 75 yards in 45 seconds and scored a TD to make it 40-35 and then had an onside kick that was pretty damn scary and Iowa had a recent history of fucking up onside kicks.

With all that said, I absolutely can see how Kirk and Brian's main concern wasn't scoring the points, but was running out enough clock and making them burn that timeout before they "tried" to score.

I don't agree with it, but I wouldn't be surprised if that is what happened on Saturday. They wanted to run the clock down, make them burn the timeout and then hopefully score. If they had to kick a FG, they would life with Minnesota having to get a TD from their own 30 yard line with about 35 seconds left.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, having Hankins get burned twice for long TD's likely scared them as well giving the ball back up 9 with almost 3 minutes left.

Stupid, but won't shock me if that is how Kirk was thinking.

 

[cloudhawk]

But thats the thing- either way Minny had to get a TD. By scoring they had to get the same TD, an onside, and kick a field goal to win with less than 2:00. not to say that Iowa was trusting their defense and assuming something crazy happening

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

You forgot when they decided the slow developing outside zone run would be a good call to score...At that point I'm pretty sure they are damn near trying to go backwards, because why the fuck else would you run a god damn slow developing outside zone run when you are trying to gain two yards?

I’m fairly certain they just wanted to move the ball to the left hash mark because that is where Shudak prefers to kick from. I don’t think they had any intentions of scoring on any of those three plays.

 

[thrawn]

Kirk is just too binary sometimes. He weighs options like they are halo 50/50 when the reward and risk in some situations is far more imbalanced than that.

 

[douglasbader]

Here is the play by play of that 2015 Minnesota game.

Minnesota vs. Iowa - Play-By-Play - November 14, 2015 - ESPN

Get play-by-play updates on the Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Iowa Hawkeyes football game.

www.espn.com

1:12 left and having to shit our pants hoping not to give up like the 6th onside kick in the last 3 years.

 

[Whatever]

Here is the play by play of that 2015 Minnesota game.

Minnesota vs. Iowa - Play-By-Play - November 14, 2015 - ESPN

Get play-by-play updates on the Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Iowa Hawkeyes football game.

www.espn.com

1:12 left and having to shit our pants hoping not to give up like the 6th onside kick in the last 3 years.

I remember the I O W A chant going on loud as hell as Minnesota drove it right down the field.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’ve no doubt Kirk can provide a reasonable justification for what they did. That doesn’t make them any less wrong. They did the wrong thing, they did a stupid thing, and it happened to work out. Much like Joe Maddon in game 7, I’m glad his wrong decision worked out.

 

[thrawn]

I remember the I O W A chant going on loud as hell as Minnesota drove it right down the field.

I was at some Friendsgiving event and the girls insisted we turn the TV off at 40-28. I’m not friends with most of that group anymore.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I was at some Friendsgiving event and the girls insisted we turn the TV off at 40-28. I’m not friends with most of that group anymore.

They did you a favor though, no need for that extra stress

 

[The Full Monte]

Here is the play by play of that 2015 Minnesota game.

Minnesota vs. Iowa - Play-By-Play - November 14, 2015 - ESPN

Get play-by-play updates on the Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Iowa Hawkeyes football game.

www.espn.com

1:12 left and having to shit our pants hoping not to give up like the 6th onside kick in the last 3 years.

Phil has been nothing short of a genius while at Iowa…but there are a couple very specific scenarios where his supposed genius is maddeningly absent. The prevent D, late game lead has let us down several times

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Here is the play by play of that 2015 Minnesota game.

Minnesota vs. Iowa - Play-By-Play - November 14, 2015 - ESPN

Get play-by-play updates on the Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Iowa Hawkeyes football game.

www.espn.com

1:12 left and having to shit our pants hoping not to give up like the 6th onside kick in the last 3 years.

I was there. The crowd doing the I-O-W-A chant while Mitch fucking Leidner drove his team effortlessly down the field was hilarious (in retrospect).

 

[cloudhawk]

It never gets old listening to the lamentation of opposing fans and media complain about outgaining Iowa, more TOP than Iowa, and wondering how they lost. While in the same breath discussing the importance of scoring TD's instead of FG's in a low possession game.

 

[thrawn]

They did you a favor though, no need for that extra stress

I was following it on my phone instead which wasn’t less stressful

 

[douglasbader]

I pulled a brants and had headed for the exit right after Daniels scored to go have a drink at a tailgate next to where the bubble was. The I-O-W-A!! chant was deafening and as I'm walking I see Minnesota score on someone's RV that had DirecTV on it. Stood there sweating it out until they got that onside kick.

 

[CamelTones]

Everyone chanting I O W A was completely oblivious to what was going on. People around me didn’t understand why I was upset and not participating. It dawned on everyone when they lined up for the kickoff that that game wasn’t over. It wasn’t even prevent defense, Iowa was giving up chunk plays to a bad Minnesota team.

 

[CamelTones]

Given the score, the time left and the timeout situation, there was no way Iowa was going to throw a pass at the end of the game Saturday. Minnesota lined up right over Linderbaum so nothing inside was going to work. I think a lot of people are just assuming Iowa could have said we want a touchdown and they would have got it.

That series completely overshadowed the fact that they actually tried to move the ball, including going for it on 4th down on their own 30 the previous possession as well as took a couple shots down field.

 

[brantshawks]

I pulled a brants and had headed for the exit right after Daniels scored to go have a drink at a tailgate next to where the bubble was. The I-O-W-A!! chant was deafening and as I'm walking I see Minnesota score on someone's RV that had DirecTV on it. Stood there sweating it out until they got that onside kick.

Unlike you, I never actually left.

 

[Shawneemicks]

BAM!!
PWNED!

 

[Alan Lomax]

Given the score, the time left and the timeout situation, there was no way Iowa was going to throw a pass at the end of the game Saturday. Minnesota lined up right over Linderbaum so nothing inside was going to work. I think a lot of people are just assuming Iowa could have said we want a touchdown and they would have got it.

That series completely overshadowed the fact that they actually tried to move the ball, including going for it on 4th down on their own 30 the previous possession as well as took a couple shots down field.

It's almost like they should have did that fake fb dive pitch to Goodson and a foot race to the pylon.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It's almost like they should have did that fake fb dive pitch to Goodson and a foot race to the pylon.

I would have been fine with 3 sneaks, three isos or play action where you tell Padilla to go down if it isn’t there. The way they ran the first sneak, it was clear they weren’t trying to move the ball.

 

[The Tin Man]

It's almost like they should have did that fake fb dive pitch to Goodson and a foot race to the pylon.

This or jet sweep, or at least some motion to freeze the defense. Maybe even naked boot with Padilla racing to the pylon.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Trying to analyze what Kirk does with end of clock situations is a fool's errand. There's no explaining how bad they are at it. Whatever the dumbest possible scenario is that could be taken is usually the one chosen. It's an unnecessary wart but one we live with. End of close won games when we're leading and just trying to hang on have taken away years of all of our life expectancies.

 

[BBK]

Rewatching this game boozy, but the final 2:18 of this game is the most embarrassing thing I've witnessed in Iowa football history.

24-22 lead. Iowa 1st and goal inside the 3, Minnesota had 1 timeout, and Minn got the ball back with 41 seconds left in a FUCKING ONE SCORE GAME.

Why punch it in? Let's fucking dick around with QB sneaks and delayed handoffs.

Kirk's humble aww shucksy Iowa shit makes me want to puke

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Rewatching this game boozy, but the final 2:18 of this game is the most embarrassing thing I've witnessed in Iowa football history.

24-22 lead. Iowa 1st and goal inside the 3, Minnesota had 1 timeout, and Minn got the ball back with 41 seconds left in a FUCKING ONE SCORE GAME.

Why punch it in? Let's fucking dick around with QB sneaks and delayed handoffs.

Kirk's humble aww shucksy Iowa shit makes me want to puke

The effort on the first down play looked like they were told not to score.

 

[Will McCoy]

Rewatching this game boozy, but the final 2:18 of this game is the most embarrassing thing I've witnessed in Iowa football history.

24-22 lead. Iowa 1st and goal inside the 3, Minnesota had 1 timeout, and Minn got the ball back with 41 seconds left in a FUCKING ONE SCORE GAME.

Why punch it in? Let's fucking dick around with QB sneaks and delayed handoffs.

Kirk's humble aww shucksy Iowa shit makes me want to puke

This is like the haze of recalling a bad dream. I think a part of me wanted Iowa to lose in order to shock and awe Ferentz from ever doing this again.

 

[The Full Monte]

Rewatching this game boozy, but the final 2:18 of this game is the most embarrassing thing I've witnessed in Iowa football history.

24-22 lead. Iowa 1st and goal inside the 3, Minnesota had 1 timeout, and Minn got the ball back with 41 seconds left in a FUCKING ONE SCORE GAME.

Why punch it in? Let's fucking dick around with QB sneaks and delayed handoffs.

Kirk's humble aww shucksy Iowa shit makes me want to puke

And somehow some folks here don’t understand the lack of full throated optimism

 

[BBK]

And somehow some folks here don’t understand the lack of full throated optimism

I just watched our final game of the regular season in 2021.

We were playing a 3-8 team, and that team was ahead 21-9 with the ball in the 4th quarter.

Luck is a dangerous thing

 

[The Full Monte]

This is like the haze of recalling a bad dream. I think a part of me wanted Iowa to lose in order to shock and awe Ferentz from ever doing this again.

I will never ever root for Iowa to lose, especially to prove some sort of point.

But from an outside perspective, it feels very much like Kirk evaluates in-game decisions simply based on if it “worked” or not.

As long as we score on third down, we completely forget that 1st and 2nd down play calls were an absolute abortion.

 

[TJones3312]

I will never ever root for Iowa to lose, especially to prove some sort of point.

But from an outside perspective, it feels very much like Kirk evaluates in-game decisions simply based on if it “worked” or not.

As long as we score on third down, we completely forget that 1st and 2nd down play calls were an absolute abortion.

Well without the failure on 1st and 2nd, you can’t score on 3rd!!!

 

[Hawk24]

If frustrates me to no end that Iowa is so reluctant to use play-action on first and goal between the 7-10 yard lines. Their obvious tendency is to power the ball in these situations...they've been doing it for years and EVEYONE knows it and defenses sell out to stop it. They are so obviously set-up to run play-action that it's ridiculous. Yet they rarely, if ever, do it.

 

[The Dad]

If frustrates me to no end that Iowa is so reluctant to use play-action on first and goal between the 7-10 yard lines. Their obvious tendency is to power the ball in these situations...they've been doing it for years and EVEYONE knows it and defenses sell out to stop it. They are so obviously set-up to run play-action that it's ridiculous. Yet they rarely, if ever, do it.

They’d need better TE’s to make it work.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

I had forgotten about how much that pissed me off. That might be the dumbest thing Kirk has ever done. It doesn’t even make sense. If you trust your defense to protect a five point lead with 40 seconds left, why wouldn’t you trust them to protect a nine point lead with 2 minutes left? Fuck!

 

[Jim]

If frustrates me to no end that Iowa is so reluctant to use play-action on first and goal between the 7-10 yard lines. Their obvious tendency is to power the ball in these situations...they've been doing it for years and EVEYONE knows it and defenses sell out to stop it. They are so obviously set-up to run play-action that it's ridiculous. Yet they rarely, if ever, do it.

It’s a long play. Stay tuned in 2030.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It’s a long play. Stay tuned in 2030.

I can’t find the gif of the fourth down overturned touchdown at Nebrantska last year, but I would put it here.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Also

 

[Bunk]

Still hurts.

 

[thrawn]

And somehow some folks here don’t understand the lack of full throated optimism

lol who doesn’t understand this? i think it’s dumb that negativity dominates every fucking thread but who is wanting full throated optimism?

 

[The Full Monte]

lol who doesn’t understand this? i think it’s dumb that negativity dominates every fucking thread but who is wanting full throated optimism?

I don’t think people want full throated optimism, but rather bemoan the lack of optimism coming off a 10 win season and trip to Indy

 

[thrawn]

I will never ever root for Iowa to lose, especially to prove some sort of point.

But from an outside perspective, it feels very much like Kirk evaluates in-game decisions simply based on if it “worked” or not.

As long as we score on third down, we completely forget that 1st and 2nd down play calls were an absolute abortion.

He sometimes seems to view risks as 50/50. Either Iowa scores or throws a pick. Etc

 

[thrawn]

I just watched our final game of the regular season in 2021.

We were playing a 3-8 team, and that team was ahead 21-9 with the ball in the 4th quarter.

Luck is a dangerous thing

their inability to kill off games was an issue all year

up 24-10 at Iowa State, they kicked a 22-yd FG early in the 4Q.

up 21-14 against CSU, only managed a FG the last 20 minutes

got a 4th down stop up 23-20 with 3:30 left against Penn State. Penn State got two more possessions after that

up 17-6 against Northwestern and more or less ran the clock out for a half

The debacle from this thread

Illinois they benefited from the Campbell TD at least

Kentucky they had chances to put it away and couldn’t, and it actually bit them