**Official Nebrantska vs. Iowa Football - 3:00pm- BTN** SCOTT FROST GOT A RAW DEAL

[RiotFan]

What is the Neb Qb situation? I saw a few weeks ago Purdy was playing

Regular starter was back last week. Mobile, decent arm.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Hudson faggots, man.

Your town has the name homo in it.

 

[douglasbader]

That other transfer TE must have sucked.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think they said Stillianos was playing in 3 TE sets? or something?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Has iowa ever included someone who left the game due to injury and didn’t return on the following weeks depth chart?

 

[TJones3312]

Has iowa ever included someone who left the game due to injury and didn’t return on the following weeks depth chart?

This didn’t get answered on Twitter?

 

[6deuce]

Your town has the name homo in it.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Iowa 20
Neb 6

 

[The Full Monte]

Last year’s game might have been one of the most difficult 3/4 of Iowa football I’ve ever had to sit through… But holy shit was it fun watching their souls leave their bodies as the Hawks pulled out a win

I would, however, prefer a more easy-going game this year

 

[Gushawk]

31-7 hox. At least 17 of those directly or imminently attributable to turnovers or blocked kicks.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 16
Nebrantska 17

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Iowa 24
Nebrantska 3

kirk puts the brakes on after a convincing first half

 

[Stu Beagle]

8 in a row would match the longest streak in The Scheels Heroes Game series

 

[BngHawk]

I’m updating my prediction.

Petras has been finding his own penus lately. Brian has been ~25% less retarded.

Peaches: 3 passing TDs, one goal line sneak TD. Kaleb gets two rushing TDs - one being a 75 yard run. DeJean - One pick 6. One FG for good measure.

Everything works. Kirk lets them run wild as a reward. Iowa goes full rape room and the insufferable “true” hawk fans tell those of us who have eyes that we are all idiots all along. Cletey will gloat. Sculpture park will be visited.

Iowa: 52
Nubb: 10

 

[The Dad]

Trying to imagine who Petras could possibly throw 3 TD passes to.

 

[Geese]

Trying to imagine who Petras could possibly throw 3 TD passes to.

The defense

 

[Shawneemicks]

I hope he breaks out the Petras pirouette

 

[KitKatApples]

The defense

I hope he breaks out the Petras pirouette

If they lose, that's how it happens

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Trying to imagine who Petras could possibly throw 3 TD passes to.

Your mom

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Iowa 20
Neb 6

Addendum. This prediction contemplates no (direct) defensive scoring. All 20 pts by the O.

 

[RiotFan]

Addendum. This prediction contemplates no (direct) defensive scoring. All 20 pts by the O.

Bold.

 

[Gushawk]

Addendum. This prediction contemplates no (direct) defensive scoring. All 20 pts by the O.

or the kicker after a short field possession yields -7 yards?

 

[cloudhawk]

Addendum. This prediction contemplates no (direct) defensive scoring. All 20 pts by the O.

Is this w/o LaPorta playing in the game

 

[Fair and Balanced]

We are going to return a kick for a TD.

 

[Whatever]

Insider on other Lounge says Laporta had knee scoped and is definitely out this week and questionable for Douche Championship.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is this w/o LaPorta playing in the game

I think Lachey is good enough that the offense won't completely fall apart without LaPorta

 

[cloudhawk]

I think Lachey is good enough that the offense won't completely fall apart without LaPorta

I like Lachey, no question - my question was does MH feel confident in 20 offensive pts w/o LaPorta.

 

[cloudhawk]

I like Lachey, no question - my question was does MH feel confident in 20 offensive pts w/o LaPorta.

Remember we are supposed to celebrate 13 pts last weekend because Spencer was so great and totally showed all of us.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Remember we are supposed to celebrate 13 pts last weekend because Spencer was so great and totally showed all of us.

Something no one said

 

[Shawneemicks]

Guys, I’d like to talk about how bad Logan Jones has been.

 

[MikeyJoe]

@AZmess wouldn’t shut up about how much we should all be celebrating Petras

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Here is a list of players that have thrown 5 TD in a game this year:
Stroud (X4)- Oh St
Maye (X3)- UNC
Rogers (X3)- Miss St
Tune (X2)- Hou
Reed (X2)-WKY
Williams (X2)- USC
Hartman (X2)- WF
Nix (X2)- Ore
Reynolds (X2)- Char
Aune- NTex
Hall-BYU
Mordecai- SMU
Brice- App St
Hooker- Tenn
Duggan-TCU
Rourke-Ohio
de Laura- AZ
Young- Bama
Perry- FAU
Centeio- JMU
Finn-Tol
McDonald-BG
Uiagalelei-Clem
Ahlers-ECU
Jefferson-Ark
Cunningham- MTSU
Mertz- Wisc
Wooldridge-ULA
Rattler- SC

Here is a list of QBs that have 5 TD over 11 GAMES and 275 attempts:
Petras- IA

God bless you, Phil Parker.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Insider on other Lounge says Laporta had knee scoped and is definitely out this week and questionable for Douche Championship.

Coming back to competitive athletics within 3-4 weeks after a scope would be impressive

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Insider on other Lounge says Laporta had knee scoped and is definitely out this week and questionable for Douche Championship.

Sounds like we won't be in the B10 Championship game, so it won't matter.

 

[Harlan]

Your mom

She has terrible hands.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I like Lachey, no question - my question was does MH feel confident in 20 offensive pts w/o LaPorta.

I think we can run on Nebrantska

 

[KitKatApples]

Something no one said

Cletey did

 

[Harlan]

Cletey did

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Coming back to competitive athletics within 3-4 weeks after a scope would be impressive

But can the title game really be considered “competitive athletics”?

 

[6deuce]

Something no one said

 

[CamelTones]

 

[KitKatApples]

Fingers crossed!

 

[The Full Monte]

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[26.2]

Gus you with me-same old spread/under parlay that's paid off the last few weeks???
Iowa by at least 14. Lachey will step into the LaPorta role and the O won't miss a beat

 

[Gushawk]

Worry a little about Palmer and/or Grant getting a big play or two in garbage time to fuck the under here. Probably just giving the points.

 

[26.2]

Worry a little about Palmer and/or Grant getting a big play or two in garbage time to fuck the under here. Probably just giving the points.

Who gives a fuck about that. You getting rich with me again this Friday or what???

 

[gingerbread_man]

Who gives a fuck about that. You getting rich with me again this Friday or what???

like the last two “locks” you’ve posted. Good job shitbird

 

[KitKatApples]

Who gives a fuck about that. You getting rich with me again this Friday or what???

Much like Greg you lack receipts for these claims

 

[26.2]

Much like Greg you lack receipts for these claims

Don't compare me to that dishonest immoral piece of shit.
I posted the bets I made before each kickoff. Gingerbread can clearly verify that with his post before yours.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Don't compare me to that dishonest immoral piece of shit.
I posted the bets I made before each kickoff. Gingerbread can clearly verify that with his post before yours.

Fuck you!