Last year’s game might have been one of the most difficult 3/4 of Iowa football I’ve ever had to sit through… But holy shit was it fun watching their souls leave their bodies as the Hawks pulled out a win
I would, however, prefer a more easy-going game this year
Petras has been finding his own penus lately. Brian has been ~25% less retarded.
Peaches: 3 passing TDs, one goal line sneak TD. Kaleb gets two rushing TDs - one being a 75 yard run. DeJean - One pick 6. One FG for good measure.
Everything works. Kirk lets them run wild as a reward. Iowa goes full rape room and the insufferable “true” hawk fans tell those of us who have eyes that we are all idiots all along. Cletey will gloat. Sculpture park will be visited.
Here is a list of players that have thrown 5 TD in a game this year:
Stroud (X4)- Oh St
Maye (X3)- UNC
Rogers (X3)- Miss St
Tune (X2)- Hou
Williams (X2)- USC
Hartman (X2)- WF
Nix (X2)- Ore
Reynolds (X2)- Char
Brice- App St
de Laura- AZ
Here is a list of QBs that have 5 TD over 11 GAMES and 275 attempts: