** Official Rutgers vs. Iowa Game Thread -- 2:30 p.m. BTN **

[Dr. Zaius]

No

 

[douglasbader]

If the Hawks somehow manage to not get blown out by Rutgers, can some of you miserable bastards refrain from being miserable for like a day? What do ya think?

I'm trying to reverse-jinx here, Frodo. Stop fucking it up.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I'm trying to reverse-jinx here, Frodo. Stop fucking it up.

I know what you are doing....

 

[Verbal]

Just bought tickets, taking my two high schoolers. Haven't been to Kinnick since Colorado St in '21. Should be fun.

Kind of annoying that there doesn't seem to be any way to get the mobile tickets from Stubhub into my Apple Wallet. I thought that was automatically available on everything anymore.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Should be fun.

uhhhh

 

[Verbal]

uhhhh

I mean, except perhaps the game.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I mean, except perhaps the game.

You should swing by the tailgate that @StinkyMcFadden is at so he can educate your high schoolers on the benefits of dating fat girls. @MoTrooper’s boys had a similar eye opening experience.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

You should swing by the tailgate that @StinkyMcFadden is at so he can educate your high schoolers on the benefits of dating fat girls. @MoTrooper’s boys had a similar eye opening experience.

It seemed to be falling on Whamo ears. He wasn't down at all.

 

[brantshawks]

Mos boys have learned a lot at that tailgate. Really prepared them for college and just life overall.

 

[Geese]

I miss Mo

 

[cloudhawk]

So hungry and appreciative

 

[douglasbader]

Historic low: Bettors backing Rutgers-Iowa under

The over/under total on Iowa's home game Saturday against Rutgers dipped to a historic low of 28 this week at sportsbooks.

www.espn.com

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Have we announced that we're wearing @thrawn favorite helmets yet

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Game day, bishes!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hawkeye!

 

[Gushawk]

Hawk Hawk Hawk, boyz.

C U in Kin-Nick

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Saturday!!!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Football!

 

[Uff Da]

O/U at 27.5

Sounds like the Rutgers QB makes a few turnovers, if that doesn't occur, seems like a big challenge for Iowa to get to 10 points.

Lot of complimentary football today

 

[Fletch]

O/U at 27.5

Sounds like the Rutgers QB makes a few turnovers, if that doesn't occur, seems like a big challenge for Iowa to get to 10 points.

Lot of complimentary football today

*complementary

Very few compliments will be given.

 

[Hawkstrat]

*complementary

Very few compliments will be given.

I think you're great.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Just got it at 28.5 on FD

 

[Fletch]

I think you're great.

Thanks! I think I’m great, too.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Let’s go Hawks

 

[CleteyColgate]

Deacon the beacon!

 

[BBK]

Good day for a W

 

[brantshawks]

Having no faith in the Hawks today has lightened the burden. Prove me wrong, fuckfaces!

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Brian gonna open the playbook today!

 

[CleteyColgate]

Should be fun watching Deacon operate in a wide open, spread it out, up tempo, west coast offense.

 

[Kamala]

Brian gonna open the playbook today!

He’s gonna open, try to understand what it means, then slam it shut in frustration

 

[Alan Lomax]

Can’t wait until they turtle up starting on the first play of the game!

 

[OlePeep]

Not raking leaves, but I am serving at Mass today so will need to leave home at 3:30. I figure this is the sweet spot where excitement for an Iowa game being on is expiring and just prior to the tortuous misery of watching this particular squad setting in.

 

[Pipiyopee]

HHHMF

Hoks 13
Butt-gers 10

LFG

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Thought about taverning up today, but we’re here and we’re queer in the People’s Republic of Johnson County

 

[cloudhawk]

Taverned up like a MOFO

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Just got Higginized. My life is complete.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Monangai questionable

Rutgers-Iowa availability report: Scarlet Knights’ biggest offensive star questionable

This was a shocking revelation two hours before kickoff.

www.nj.com

 

[26.2]

Thought about taverning up today, but we’re here and we’re queer in the People’s Republic of Johnson County

You already inside the stadium with your toddler and wife?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

You already inside the stadium with your toddler and wife?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Monangai questionable

Rutgers-Iowa availability report: Scarlet Knights’ biggest offensive star questionable

This was a shocking revelation two hours before kickoff.

www.nj.com

Yuge

 

[Creed]

Monangai questionable

Rutgers-Iowa availability report: Scarlet Knights’ biggest offensive star questionable

This was a shocking revelation two hours before kickoff.

www.nj.com

Cream of sumyunguy the backup?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Kinnick is rockin already boyz

 

[gable_guy]

Just got Higginized. My life is complete.

How many Hawks?

 

[cloudhawk]

Nice that IOWA can play a little more conservatively on O and not have to rely on them

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Higginized is sitting right next to us

 

[cloudhawk]

Tell him Cloudhawk say Hi, HI, HI, Hi

 

[thrawn]

Looks like a good radio game

 

[Hawk&Balls]

How many Hawks?

0. Viewed in amazement.

 

[26.2]

One of the best tailgating towns on earth, and you go directly into the stadium to watch the punter warm up with your wife and toddler while staring at your phone and posting to strangers. What a fucking dork

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Looks like a good radio game

Why do you hate America?