** Official Rutgers vs. Iowa Game Thread -- 2:30 p.m. BTN **

[The Incredible Hawk]

One of the best tailgating towns on earth, and you go directly into the stadium to watch the punter warm up with your wife and toddler while staring at your phone and posting to strangers. What a fucking dork

The rate at which you care about everyone else is mind boggling. I can’t fathom putting that much effort into being that miserable.

 

[26.2]

The rate at which you care about everyone else is mind boggling. I can’t fathom putting that much effort into being that miserable.

I am flattered that you took the time out of vacuuming your house to respond to a post that wasn't directed at you!

 

[BBK]

 

[kmurp]

One of the best tailgating towns on earth, and you go directly into the stadium to watch the punter warm up with your wife and toddler while staring at your phone and posting to strangers. What a fucking dork

Really baited him into that. You should be proud.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I am flattered that you took the time out of vacuuming your house to respond to a post that wasn't directed at you!

I mean I guess I could go be like you and kick the shit out of my wife and call myself a man.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Coaching malpractice to call that play there , but what's new

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

I shall not complain at all about this game, nor the offensive play-calling.

Bring on UM/OSU winner.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Hawks proved a lot of folks wrong this week.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Don't fuck with Kirk in November.

 

[douglasbader]

Reverse jinx by Dougie, boyz!!

 

[SondyRules]

Extend Brain!

 

[MikeyJoe]

This is exactly what we've been saying for three years. With this defense, any sort of competence on offense and you cruise to comfortable victories. That 2nd half was really enjoyable to watch for a change.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Kirk just about lost it. My boy!

 

[BuffettHawk]

I knew Kirk's tears were coming.

 

[The Full Monte]

That was neat

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

MARY!!!

 

[BBK]

See you in Indy, Tavern Hoks!!!

 

[BluesHawk]

I love emotional Kirk.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Don't fuck with Kirk in November.

Fucking Kirk. I love that guy.

 

[Pipiyopee]

HHH

Nice little buttfucking on this fall evening

 

[kenos]

Bacon every meal this week!

 

[Creed]

Kirk just about lost it. My boy!

He had no idea they clinched a share of the west.

 

[douglasbader]

Did Kirk just reference retiring?

 

[ClintWalker]

Dang it Kirk, you get me every time.

 

[HawkBall23]

So much offense and just unofficially won the West tonight (officially a done deal after Minnesota gets killed @OSU next week).


I am so relaxed right now, and so worn out.

 

[HawkBall23]

Did Kirk just reference retiring?

He did. And without any real prompting.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Did Kirk just reference retiring?

I thought I heard that too

 

[BBK]

HHH

Nice little buttfucking on this fall evening

You too?

 

[Soda Popinski]

I mean I guess I could go be like you and kick the shit out of my wife and call myself a man.

Lmao

 

[BBK]

Did Kirk just reference retiring?

Talking down the road. He already told Dolph he's got at least a couple more years left in him

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Did Kirk just reference retiring?

Yeah, I was barely listening, but he said something about not thinking about it until the off-season???????

I probably heard it wrong, because that would be the worst clock management in history.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Talking down the road. He already told Dolph he's got at least a couple more years left in him

I hope that's the case, was kind of weird bringing it up the way he did.

 

[BBK]

So much offense and just unofficially won the West tonight (officially a done deal after Minnesota gets killed @OSU next week).


I am so relaxed right now, and so worn out.

Nebrantska can still catch us if we lose out and they win out

 

[newsbreaker]

That was…fun?

I’m happy, after an Iowa game? It was an enjoyable few hours?

What a world.

 

[douglasbader]

Yeah, I was barely listening, but he said something about not thinking about it until the off-season???????

I probably heard it wrong, because that would be the worst clock management in history.

Shit, I think he might be retiring after listening to that again.

 

[newsbreaker]

Yeah, I was barely listening, but he said something about not thinking about it until the off-season???????

I probably heard it wrong, because that would be the worst clock management in history.

He said career achievements are things you think about in the offseason or retirement.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

He's 100% retiring after this year.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Shit, I think he might be retiring after listening to that again.

Cooler heads will prevail.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I hope he wins the big ten, ruins Michigan’s season, and wins the Rose Bowl and retires.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Bacon is a terrible interview

 

[Will McCoy]

Having no faith in the Hawks today has lightened the burden. Prove me wrong, fuckfaces!

It worked !!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I went back to listen, I don't thinks he's foreshadowing anything.

 

[gable_guy]

223 yards for Deacon.

 

[BBK]

Shit, I think he might be retiring after listening to that again.

It wouldn't make any sense. I don't think so.

You are just doing that thing where you make an inference with limited information

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I know Deacon played pretty well today in 2nd half but lol that this is the best they could do, even with photoshop available for the gut, in an action glamour shot.

 

[cjhawks]

Gotta give credit where it’s due - Brian called a really really good game.

I only screamed at the TV once - when Deep Dish threw the pick in the red zone.

O-Line played damn good

 

[Will McCoy]

Reverse jinx by Dougie, boyz!!

Nope. I reverse jinxed it. You were just wrong !

 

[HawkBall23]

Nebrantska can still catch us if we lose out and they win out

Hawks are gonna beat Fat Bert next week and make it all a moot point about who could still be alive or not.

 

[The Dad]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Brian really needs to stop with jet sweep after a big play. Did it multiple times today and always for a loss.