**Official WaRshington vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - Fox Sports**

[brantshawks]

Oh shit.

 

[26.2]

You're the last mufucka to make fun of someone's pants, queerboy.

Says the guy who exclusively owns pants with stretchy waistbands

 

[Monster]

Says the guy who exclusively owns pants with stretchy waistbands

Know what also is stretchy? The sleeves of my shirts. Because after I rip off a set of dumbbell curls with 55s, my arms get super swole. Regular shirts get uncomfortable.

 

[26.2]

Know what also is stretchy? The sleeves of my shirts. Because after I rip off a set of dumbbell curls with 55s, my arms get super swole. Regular shirts get uncomfortable.

Sounds to me like like you may be in need of a tailor for those shirts. You can probably also have the tailor bring in the crotch area of your pants too given all the extra space there.

 

[brantshawks]

Sounds to me like like you may be in need of a tailor for those shirts. You can probably also have the tailor bring in the crotch area of your pants too given all the extra space there.

Could you put him in touch with your bedazzler, who's the best damn bedazzler in the biz?

 

[Monster]

Sounds to me like like you may be in need of a tailor for those shirts. You can probably also have the tailor bring in the crotch area of your pants too given all the extra space there.

Funny, your wife said the opposite. GIVE THAT THING ROOM!!

 

[26.2]

Funny, your wife said the opposite. GIVE THAT THING ROOM!!

She was talking about your fat ass, dummy

 

[Hawkstrat]

She was talking about your fat ass, dummy

She an ass ma'am?

 

[Monster]

She was talking about your fat ass, dummy

No, she specifically said my cock was huge and needed more room in my pants.

 

[KitKatApples]

She an ass ma'am?

 

[Monster]

No, she specifically said my cock was huge and needed more room in my pants.

The funny thing is my cock isn't huge. Very average. She must have been comparing mine to yours.

 

[BngHawk]

The funny thing is my cock isn't huge. Very average. She must have been comparing mine to yours.

Substantial balls, though.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

How many fights have you been in? And don't count the fight to get on your sequined pants in show choir

Quit deflecting. You’re a liar and a scumbag. It’s already been proven before.

 

[26.2]

The funny thing is my cock isn't huge. Very average. She must have been comparing mine to yours.

Youre responding to yourself now???

 

[Monster]

Youre responding to yourself now???

Yes. I have to in order to have an intelligent conversation.

 

[26.2]

Quit deflecting. You’re a liar and a scumbag. It’s already been proven before.

You know I could easily beat you up, right?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Substantial balls, though.

 

[26.2]

Yes. I have to in order to have an intelligent conversation.

Remind me again what prestigious college you went to. Wartburg? Upper Iowa? St Ambrose?

 

[Monster]

Remind me again what prestigious college you went to. Wartburg? Upper Iowa? St Ambrose?

Princeton.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Substantial balls, though.

Which isn’t that helpful as I don’t think women care about ball size. Plus sitting on one’s own ball is super painful.

 

[Monster]

Which isn’t that helpful as I don’t think women care about ball size. Plus sitting on one’s own ball is super painful.

Fuckin A.

 

[cloudhawk]

You know I could easily beat you up, right?

8-0

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You know I could easily beat you up, right?

Easily!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Does the other guy dying of a heart attack count as a win?

 

[Art Vandalay]

Know what also is stretchy? The sleeves of my shirts. Because after I rip off a set of dumbbell curls with 55s, my arms get super swole. Regular shirts get uncomfortable.

That's the best. Shaving my head after doing arms is always a pain. Makes reaching the back of my head and neck difficult

 

[Monster]

Does the other guy dying of a heart attack count as a win?

You dying of a heart attack would be a Halo win.

 

[Geese]

You dying of a heart attack would be a Halo win.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You dying of a heart attack would be a Halo win.

That’s an odd comment for someone that doesn’t take message boards seriously

 

[Monster]

That’s an odd comment for someone that doesn’t take message boards seriously

You taking my comment seriously is odd for someone who doesn't take message boards seriously.

Btw, I never said I don't take them seriously. Your outstanding reading comprehension strikes again.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m just glad Monster is back.

 

[Monster]

I’m just glad Monster is back.

I accept your white flag of surrender. Now kill yourself.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Seconded

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I accept your white flag of surrender. Now kill yourself.

not until I get these Kobe’s!!

 

[MikeyJoe]

Half the crowd at Kinnick will call them Warshington

BTW I stole this joke like 7 times last weekend.