douglasbader
Said Tom Brady's Career Was Over in 2008
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Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.
IowaFan!!Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.
IowaFan!!Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.
Yes. You. Do.Don't. Care.
Your boyfriend said he didn't mean to shoot early.This won’t be the first time I’ll wake up in Iowa City on gameday and regret Oral from the night before.
Did he leave a pube in your mouth?This won’t be the first time I’ll wake up in Iowa City on gameday and regret Oral from the night before.
On a Tuesday ?I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck
On a Tuesday ?I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck
Alcohol is a gift from God that should be evenly distributed amongst the days of the week.On a Tuesday ?I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck
The term “distributed” would indicate that there is some sort of weekly limit on consumption.Alcohol is a gift from God that should be evenly distributed amongst the days of the week.On a Tuesday ?I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck
You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.
You’re the weirdo for thinking that’d be interesting.You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.
WoooosssshhhYou’re the weirdo for thinking that’d be interesting.You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.
I bet you have the picture of @mac50702 ’s butthole saved on your phone.
Not sure if srsAny tickets still available?
Come on man!Not sure if srsAny tickets still available?
Don’t forget about El Wade telling us that the best player on the court is a slow, awful shooting, point guard that wouldn’t start for another Big Douche team.It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.
PhrasingCome on man!Not sure if srsAny tickets still available?
It’s pronounced WAH-dayDon’t forget about El Wade telling us that the best player on the court is a slow, awful shooting, point guard that wouldn’t start for another Big Douche team.It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.
This team makes me feel like offing myself would be a huge victory.I feel a Hawkeye victory in the offing.
No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.
I'd rather see her balding my knob.No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.
I'd rather see her balding my knob.No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.
I'd rather see her balding my knob.No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.
I can afford $10, I will not pay $10 to watch this.Chatbox full.... for those of you that can afford the $10 to watch online.
Dude, we know. You're a diehard Nebrantska Cornhusker.I can afford $10, I will not pay $10 to watch this.Chatbox full.... for those of you that can afford the $10 to watch online.
I don’t know Don. But he seems like such a dumb prick.