Petras

[BBK]

He's going to start.

Is there a part of you who thinks you could run the offense better? Like you could show up completely cold, in your 30s or 40s, and be better.

I think yes. I think HaLoman could show up cold and take care of the business

 

[Brownzy]

Ok….that’s enough.

 

[Harlan]

Boo this man

 

[Geese]

Tbh Petras should prob start. Monster was posting on tos he heard petras is looking pretty good rn and expects big improvement. He's excited for this season

 

[AZmessDAWG]

LOOK AT ME!

 

[Herky823]

I spend enough time in the fall being frustrated with Iowa football. It's probably not wise to spend the spring and summer doing the same.

 

[douglasbader]

I’ll kill you

 

[WCFHawkeye]

He's going to start.

Is there a part of you who thinks you could run the offense better? Like you could show up completely cold, in your 30s or 40s, and be better.

I think yes. I think HaLoman could show up cold and take care of the business

You may be RATT, but this was still as bow-worthy of a post as there ever will be.

 

[thrawn]

If he stays healthy, Spence has a chance to finish top 5 at Iowa in passing yards.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Spence is the leader the team needs this season. I Can’t wait to watch him lead the team onto the field Sep 2.

 

[Bob Sanders]

He's going to start.

Is there a part of you who thinks you could run the offense better? Like you could show up completely cold, in your 30s or 40s, and be better.

I think yes. I think HaLoman could show up cold and take care of the business

You are a dogshit human being and a dogshit poster. Significantly worse at both than Spencer ever has been at QB.

 

[Alan Lomax]

My pulse both deepened and quickened. I think I’m triggered.

 

[Kamala]

You are a dogshit human being and a dogshit poster. Significantly worse at both than Spencer ever has been at QB.

I don’t know @BBK in real life so I can’t comment on his relative strength as a human being, but I absolutely disagree that Petras is better at quarterbacking than @BBK is at message board posting.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I don’t know @BBK in real life so I can’t comment on his relative strength as a human being, but I absolutely disagree that Petras is better at quarterbacking than @BBK is at message board posting.

Agreed, that blue shirt posting is top notch.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I don’t know @BBK in real life so I can’t comment on his relative strength as a human being, but I absolutely disagree that Petras is better at quarterbacking than @BBK is at message board posting.

Agree to disagree.

Coming up with a joke that would barely be funny for a weekend and then repeating it hundreds of times over the course of months is roughly equivalent to Petras as a QB.

When you consider external factors, Spencer pulls ahead because he didn't choose to be the starter. Beebs on the other hand is actively choosing to beat the dead horse for months because he incorrectly thinks that people getting annoyed with him is the sign of a successful joke.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You’re giving him what he wants.

 

[Geese]

Significantly worse at both than Spencer ever has been at QB.

False

 

[Bob Sanders]

You’re giving him what he wants.

I'm going to keep calling him out in the most blunt way possible because I'm actually serious that he's a piece of shit human being. This isn't a bit.

Deep down, the people who lick his balls on here know I'm 100% right about him as a person. They would all be scared shitless if their spouses knew they were online buddying up to someone like him.

 

[BillyBob]

Kurt is infatuated with the SpenceDawg, it’s really weird. Never seen anything quite like it during the Kurt era. He might love the guy more than he loves BriDawg.

Could there be something sexual going on?

 

[CleteyColgate]

He's going to start.

Is there a part of you who thinks you could run the offense better? Like you could show up completely cold, in your 30s or 40s, and be better.

I think yes. I think HaLoman could show up cold and take care of the business

 

[Geese]

They would all be scared shitless if their spouses knew they were online buddying up to someone like him.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

You are a dogshit human being and a dogshit poster. Significantly worse at both than Spencer ever has been at QB.

I love me some riled up Bob.

 

[Gushawk]

I truly believe I’d look more nimble and elusive in the pocket and throw better rolling to my left as a 48 year old man, but otherwise I’d probably suck even worse, @BBK.

 

[cloudhawk]

I love me some riled up Bob.

His commitment to the IOWA roster and each player's relative place within it is terrific

 

[Fair and Balanced]

 

[RiotFan]

He's going to start.

Is there a part of you who thinks you could run the offense better? Like you could show up completely cold, in your 30s or 40s, and be better.

I think yes. I think HaLoman could show up cold and take care of the business

FFS man…Give it up.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I'm going to keep calling him out in the most blunt way possible because I'm actually serious that he's a piece of shit human being. This isn't a bit.

Deep down, the people who lick his balls on here know I'm 100% right about him as a person. They would all be scared shitless if their spouses knew they were online buddying up to someone like him.

There is a zero percent chance the UniBober doesn’t have a manifesto that he’s set up to automatically release once the authorities arrive.

Scores will be settled!

 

[kenos]

Spence hates us and wants to bring us pain.

 

[Harlan]

I'm going to keep calling him out in the most blunt way possible because I'm actually serious that he's a piece of shit human being. This isn't a bit.

Deep down, the people who lick his balls on here know I'm 100% right about him as a person. They would all be scared shitless if their spouses knew they were online buddying up to someone like him.

TYFYS

 

[Fletch]

Unibober.

 

[BBK]

I'm going to keep calling him out in the most blunt way possible because I'm actually serious that he's a piece of shit human being. This isn't a bit.

Deep down, the people who lick his balls on here know I'm 100% right about him as a person. They would all be scared shitless if their spouses knew they were online buddying up to someone like him.

Let it all out, Bob

 

[BBK]

Boy was I wasted when I posted that

 

[Alan Lomax]

I asked my wife if she minded I don’t give a shit what @BBK does and tend to respect his opinion on things. She didn’t care AND thinks I’m a dumbfuck. So bau.

 

[Gushawk]

Wives and HaLo don’t mix, boyz.

 

[iowa4ever20]

That last sentence by Bob is an all timer. So much to unpack. The internet is serious business.

 

[BillyBob]

Also, why the fuck does the spencedawg wanna come back? He has to know he sucks, has no future in football, fans hate him, etc.

like give it up bro

 

[TH1974]

That last sentence by Bob is an all timer. So much to unpack. The internet is serious business.

It's really something

 

[Harlan]

Not sure Bobert has the testicular fortitude to take on The People’s Champ.

 

[Fletch]

thatsbait.gif

 

[TH1974]

His commitment to the IOWA roster and each player's relative place within it is terrific

Also concerned about marital relations

 

[Billy Vipes]

Incel Bob talking about what spouses would think

 

[26.2]

Bob sure hates him some BBK! This thread cracked me up. Good work all around.

 

[Uli Kunkel]

 

[CleteyColgate]

Proud of him. He's really taken off after the Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz era.

 

[Debit One]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Boooooooooooooo

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[Truant]

Get that man a bears jersey...stat!

 

[Kamala]

Please Baby Sports Jesus do not let the Raiders draft him

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Good for you he's not fast