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the one week I won't drink spotted cow
During the first tailgate of the season, I had offered my friend Tyler a Spotted Cow from New Glarus Brewing Company. He was so grateful that he vowed to pay me back. Which he did, two weeks later in Las Vegas, buying me a Coors Light in Allegiant Stadium for something like $12. I considered that even, but he insisted there was no way he could pay me back for a Spotted Cow with a Coors Light. It took him until the final game of the season, but…
“Kyle, I brought you beer!”
It was a six-pack from Kinship Brewing Company, an Iowa brewery. I accepted it gratefully, and offered him another… Spotted Cow.
 
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Serious question here. Woods has been excellent in every area he has been tasked with (even flopping on the sideline).....

Does he have any connections to anyone who is successful and would be willing to become the OC and dare I say it...the DC? Or would Parker stay if Woods got it?
I believe Jon Kitna was in Detroit same time as LeVar. Beyond that, no idea. I’m sure he’s got plenty of connections after 20 yrs of playing/coaching.

I can’t imagine Parker wouldn’t stay if offered and wouldn’t really understand why Woods wouldn’t want him to stay on board.
 

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During the first tailgate of the season, I had offered my friend Tyler a Spotted Cow from New Glarus Brewing Company. He was so grateful that he vowed to pay me back. Which he did, two weeks later in Las Vegas, buying me a Coors Light in Allegiant Stadium for something like $12. I considered that even, but he insisted there was no way he could pay me back for a Spotted Cow with a Coors Light. It took him until the final game of the season, but…
“Kyle, I brought you beer!”
It was a six-pack from Kinship Brewing Company, an Iowa brewery. I accepted it gratefully, and offered him another… Spotted Cow.
It’s so small time and mundane that it almost makes me angry each time I read a passage
 

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Then it was time to pack the cooler. I like to bring an Iowa craft beer or two with me to sip on and enjoy early in the tailgate. Today I packed a beer from Peace Tree Brewing called Sunny, and a beer from Exile Brewing Company called Zoltan, both beers that I would describe as light and refreshing for a warm day that was going to be in the 70s. I also packed some New Glarus Spotted Cow, a beer only available to purchase in Wisconsin, which increases its marketability due to its scarcity. And for any drinking games, I packed some Coors Light. (Many Iowa State fans would choose Busch Light for this purpose, I realize. I’ve always been a Coors guy.) I thought about the first sip of beer and decided it would have to be the Sunny beer. To fill out the cooler, we also threw in some water and cold brew coffee. For food, we packed some hot dogs and hamburgers, chips and other snacks. It had been so long, and yet preparing for the tailgate felt like old hat for me.
 

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I believe Jon Kitna was in Detroit same time as LeVar. Beyond that, no idea. I’m sure he’s got plenty of connections after 20 yrs of playing/coaching.

I can’t imagine Parker wouldn’t stay if offered and wouldn’t really understand why Woods wouldn’t want him to stay on board.
plus he could bring his son with to rape.
 

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Then it was time to pack the cooler. I like to bring an Iowa craft beer or two with me to sip on and enjoy early in the tailgate. Today I packed a beer from Peace Tree Brewing called Sunny, and a beer from Exile Brewing Company called Zoltan, both beers that I would describe as light and refreshing for a warm day that was going to be in the 70s. I also packed some New Glarus Spotted Cow, a beer only available to purchase in Wisconsin, which increases its marketability due to its scarcity. And for any drinking games, I packed some Coors Light. (Many Iowa State fans would choose Busch Light for this purpose, I realize. I’ve always been a Coors guy.) I thought about the first sip of beer and decided it would have to be the Sunny beer. To fill out the cooler, we also threw in some water and cold brew coffee. For food, we packed some hot dogs and hamburgers, chips and other snacks. It had been so long, and yet preparing for the tailgate felt like old hat for me.
This brought me great joy. Someone needs to train a LLM on that book so people can have boring conversations.
 

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this guy could make a story about saving a hooker from a pit full of naked satan worshippers boring as hell
 
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Then it was time to pack the cooler. I like to bring an Iowa craft beer or two with me to sip on and enjoy early in the tailgate. Today I packed a beer from Peace Tree Brewing called Sunny, and a beer from Exile Brewing Company called Zoltan, both beers that I would describe as light and refreshing for a warm day that was going to be in the 70s. I also packed some New Glarus Spotted Cow, a beer only available to purchase in Wisconsin, which increases its marketability due to its scarcity. And for any drinking games, I packed some Coors Light. (Many Iowa State fans would choose Busch Light for this purpose, I realize. I’ve always been a Coors guy.) I thought about the first sip of beer and decided it would have to be the Sunny beer. To fill out the cooler, we also threw in some water and cold brew coffee. For food, we packed some hot dogs and hamburgers, chips and other snacks. It had been so long, and yet preparing for the tailgate felt like old hat for me.
Holy shit. Any riveting tales about clipping his fingernails or picking up the mail?
 

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As a "run of the mill white" myself, should I be offended?
 

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ChatGPT:
If I were the offensive coordinator for Iowa and facing Wisconsin's 3-4 defense, I'd consider several strategies, based on the Hawkeyes' strengths and the Badgers' tendencies. Here's a general game plan:

1. **Establish the Run Inside**: Even though Wisconsin will have a strong defensive front, establishing a power running game would be key. This can be accomplished with:
- Dive plays from a single back formation.
- Inside zone plays which allow the RB to choose the best lane based on the blocking and the defensive flow.

2. **Attack the Edges**: Since Wisconsin will often have just two outside linebackers to contain the outside, consider:
- Stretch or outside zone runs.
- Toss plays.
- Jet sweeps with a speedy receiver or slot back.

3. **Play Action**: Once the run is established, utilize play-action to freeze the linebackers and safeties. This can open up passing lanes downfield.
- Bootlegs: Fake a handoff one way and have the QB roll out the other way.
- Slants and crossing routes: They can exploit aggressive linebackers in the 3-4.

4. **Use Tight Ends**: Tight ends can exploit the seams and middle of the field, especially if the safeties are concerned about the deep ball. Consider:
- Seam routes straight down the field.
- Delayed TE releases, where the TE blocks briefly before releasing into a pass route.

5. **Quick Passing Game**: Use quick throws to mitigate the pass rush and keep the chains moving.
- Bubble screens to the wide receivers.
- Quick slants.
- Out routes by the slot receivers and tight ends.

6. **Attack the Safety with Deep Routes**: If the safeties get too aggressive playing the run:
- Deep post routes from the outside WR can split the safeties in two-high safety looks.
- Deep crossing routes can pull a safety out of position, opening up areas for other receivers.

7. **Misdirection**: Given the aggressive nature of the Wisconsin defense:
- Counter runs can be effective, using the defense's flow against them.
- Draws to delay the defense's reaction to the run.

8. **O-Line Adjustments**: Due to the dynamic nature of the 3-4 front, having your offensive line slide protect or employ zone blocking schemes might be more effective than man-to-man blocking in certain scenarios.

9. **Quarterback Runs**: If the QB is mobile, designed runs or options can be beneficial, especially if the defense is keying too much on the RB.

Remember, the specifics would depend on a detailed study of Wisconsin's recent game footage, tendencies in certain situations (e.g., down and distance), and individual player matchups. Adjustments would be made during the game based on what's working and the defensive adjustments Wisconsin makes.
 

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ChatGPT:
Alright, let's script out a specific 15-play sequence with formations, route trees, and play calls to attack a 3-4 defense, taking into account our earlier discussion:

1. **Play 1**:
- Formation: **Singleback Formation**
- Play: **Inside Zone Run** to the RB.

2. **Play 2**:
- Formation: **I-Formation**
- Play: **Fullback Dive** straight up the middle.

3. **Play 3**:
- Formation: **Spread Formation** (2 WRs each side)
- Play: **Bubble Screen** to the slot WR on the right.

4. **Play 4**:
- Formation: **Singleback Formation**
- Play: **Stretch Run** to the right edge.

5. **Play 5**:
- Formation: **Play-Action from I-Formation**
- Play: QB fakes a handoff, looks for TE1 on a **Seam Route** and WR1 on a **Deep Post**.

6. **Play 6**:
- Formation: **Shotgun with Dual RBs**
- Play: **RB Draw** up the middle.

7. **Play 7**:
- Formation: **Spread Formation**
- Play: **Quick Slants** for both WRs on the left side.

8. **Play 8**:
- Formation: **Singleback, Tight End Trips to the Right**
- Play: **Outside Zone Run** to the left.

9. **Play 9**:
- Formation: **Play-Action from Singleback**
- Play: QB fakes a handoff, rolls right, looking for TE2 on a **Flat Route** and WR2 on a **Comeback Route**.

10. **Play 10**:
- Formation: **Shotgun, Trips to the Left**
- Play: **Jet Sweep** to the slot WR coming from the left.

11. **Play 11**:
- Formation: **Double Tight End Set**
- Play: **Power Run** to the right behind the double TEs.

12. **Play 12**:
- Formation: **Shotgun with Dual RBs**
- Play: **Option Run** to the left with QB making the read.

13. **Play 13**:
- Formation: **Singleback, Double WRs Right**
- Play: **Play-Action Bootleg Left** with TE1 running a **Drag Route** across the field.

14. **Play 14**:
- Formation: **Spread Formation**
- Play: **Five Step Drop**, looking for WR1 on a **Deep Cross** and Slot WR on a **Dig Route**.

15. **Play 15**:
- Formation: **I-Formation**
- Play: **Counter Run** to the left with the fullback leading the way.

This script helps establish various areas of attack early on, from inside runs to edge plays, and from quick passes to deep shots. As the game progresses, Iowa can then build upon this foundation, adjusting based on the success of these initial plays and the adjustments made by Wisconsin's defense.
 

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Then it was time to pack the cooler. I like to bring an Iowa craft beer or two with me to sip on and enjoy early in the tailgate. Today I packed a beer from Peace Tree Brewing called Sunny, and a beer from Exile Brewing Company called Zoltan, both beers that I would describe as light and refreshing for a warm day that was going to be in the 70s. I also packed some New Glarus Spotted Cow, a beer only available to purchase in Wisconsin, which increases its marketability due to its scarcity. And for any drinking games, I packed some Coors Light. (Many Iowa State fans would choose Busch Light for this purpose, I realize. I’ve always been a Coors guy.) I thought about the first sip of beer and decided it would have to be the Sunny beer. To fill out the cooler, we also threw in some water and cold brew coffee. For food, we packed some hot dogs and hamburgers, chips and other snacks. It had been so long, and yet preparing for the tailgate felt like old hat for me.
Proustian.
 

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KF took a bat to his computer in a fit of rage at chatgpts suggestion of designed QB runs
 

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LeVar should have left years ago to get Head Coaching experience and then came back to Iowa as Head Coach.
 

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Dream hire would be Bill O’Brien. Chris Klieman has to be high on the list, especially if he would keep Phil and Levar. I still like Bert too, but make him lose 200lbs.
No on the fat man. He flopped at Arkansas, he’s flopping at Illinois. We know why he succeeded at Wisconsin. Todd The Criminal lite (you know what I mean) imo.
 
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