Who wouldnt want P Diddy in the stands at Kinnick?

[26.2]

Diddy buttfucks other rappers like I buttfuck your mom aside from our interactions being consensual.

You're fucked now Lee. Just reported your post and I expect Mod justice to be handed down shortly.

 

[Lee Beevers]

You're fucked now Lee. Just reported your post and I expect Mod justice to be handed down shortly.

I’ll deserve it.

 

[douglasbader]

So P Diddy is basically Big Tim from Requiem for a Dream in real life????

Didn't you get spit roasted by Diddy and Mase in the alley behind the Union after a concert in 2002?

 

[6deuce]

If these parties were as large as purported and many celebrities were in attendance, I would imagine this won't be the end of the prosecutions.

Dude it was only a 6some, and he said we didn't play together the entire round.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We were actually playing in a sixsome for a good portion of it because we have real life friends.

And because we are huge assholes in real life as well

 

[BngHawk]

You're fucked now Lee. Just reported your post and I expect Mod justice to be handed down shortly.

looking into it.

 

[douglasbader]

Wow, denied bail and will stay in jail until trial. Faces life in prison. That's extremely rare for someone that rich and famous to not get bail for a non-murder.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Am I still allowed to like Mo Money Mo Problems? Cuz I do like it.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Wow, denied bail and will stay in jail until trial. Faces life in prison. That's extremely rare for someone that rich and famous to not get bail for a non-murder.

Probably a massive flight risk. I’m sure he will die in prison shortly after being there by “taking his own life”.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Am I still allowed to like Mo Money Mo Problems? Cuz I do like it.

Meh depends. Who’s hot? Who’s not?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Gonna have to see the "freak out" videos to make that call.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Cops "seized various Freak Off supplies, including narcotics and more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant" from his homes in Los Angeles and Miami.

@BBK you may wanna lay low for a while

 

[26.2]

Didn't you get spit roasted by Diddy and Mase in the alley behind the Union after a concert in 2002?

I did not.
Didn't you get peanut butter licked off your taint by a dog in the upstairs bar at the Airliner that year??

 

[KitKatApples]

Back when customer service meant something

 

[BBK]

@BBK you may wanna lay low for a while

Narcotics and baby oil go together like soju and buttfuckin

 

[26.2]

Narcotics and baby oil go together like soju and buttfuckin

Does the soju help your asshole relax and open up more?

 

[BBK]

Does the soju help your asshole relax and open up more?

Does wonders for you dad

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[douglasbader]

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

theonion.com

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I did not.
Didn't you get peanut butter licked off your taint by a dog in the upstairs bar at the Airliner that year??

Pretty shitty to call your wife a dog, dawg.

 

[brantshawks]

Officials have recovered 784 dildos from Diddy's residence.

I'm not into kink shaming much, but that seems like too many.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

P Dildy

 

[BluesHawk]

Officials have recovered 784 dildos from Diddy's residence.

I'm not into kink shaming much, but that seems like too many.

You know what @AZmessDAWG calls that?

Spoiler

A good start.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You know what @BluesHawk calls that?

Spoiler

A good start.

Fify

 

[BBK]

Blues got fuckin told

 

[Truant]

“There were dildos as far as the eyes could see…”

 

[Lee Beevers]

Fify

Got him!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

“There were dildos as far as the eyes could see…”

That used to be a pretty standard unit of measurement. "Oh it's just over the horizon, about 784 dildos away".

 

[BluesHawk]

Got him!!!!

MessDAWG done me dirty

 

[Kamala]

That used to be a pretty standard unit of measurement. "Oh it's just over the horizon, about 784 dildos away".

False. You wouldn’t say “about 784 dildos away” because that’s an exact measurement. You’d say “784 dildos away” or “about 780 dildos away” or even “about 785 dildos away”.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well now that’s absurd

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

False. You wouldn’t say “about 784 dildos away” because that’s an exact measurement. You’d say “784 dildos away” or “about 780 dildos away” or even “about 785 dildos away”.

Are all of the dildos the same size in this scenario?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Are all of the dildos the same size in this scenario?

Doubtful. And do double sided dildos count as two or one? These are important questions.

 

[Kamala]

Are all of the dildos the same size in this scenario?

They’d have to be, or they’d be useless as a standard of measurement

 

[KitKatApples]

It was a different time

 

[newsbreaker]

The dildo to lube ratio seems like its way off. It's almost a full bottle of lube per dildo.

Beebs, when shopping, what's your oil-to-dildo rule of thumb?

 

[KitKatApples]

It should say in the instructions

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[brantshawks]

Prosecuting like he's posting on halo.


Diddy is fucked with that kind of swagger.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Gushawk]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That’s one way to save on the cost of a hitman

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What’s another way? Or do you know of just the one?

 

[Pinehawk]

What’s another way? Or do you know of just the one?

Sometimes Costco will run specials. But, that's usually way more hitmen than we need.

 

[Pedro]

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This has a new fall The Odd Couple reboot written all over it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What’s another way? Or do you know of just the one?

DIY is usually cheapest

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sometimes Costco will run specials. But, that's usually way more hitmen than we need.

The math makes sense, but it’s annoying having two extra murders laying around the house for a couple years

 

[thrawn]

The math makes sense, but it’s annoying having two extra murders laying around the house for a couple years

 

[nikolausp]

 

[hawkeyealum]

I just had an interesting Diddy discussion in the car with my son… The song Baby by the Biebs came on and he started cracking up and saying baby baby baby oil…

Said the first few verses are to Diddy, the last is his reply…. I can’t unhear it…