**Wisconsin vs. Iowa - 11/30/18 - 7:00 pm - BTN**

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gotta love some Mel.
 

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Actually the current behind the head powerful fist thrust is soaking in gay sexual innuendo. Maybe the new gesture wouldn't help. Might make it worse.
 

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Now that I think about it, the blocking foul gesture is pretty fucking gay too. I might just be subconsciously gay from all my years of playing.
 

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It takes zero skill, talent, athleticism, or toughness to get in an offensive player’s way, absorb the slightest amount of contact physically possible, and flail backwards as if you are Northwestern’s LT getting owned by AJ Epenesa. Offensive players are no longer allowed to initiate any contact whatsoever, and it’s pussies like @Fritz Fequiere that are enabling this bullshit to continue.
uh huh, yeah, its usually the pussies taking charges. you must be a keen observer of the game.
 

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It takes zero skill, talent, athleticism, or toughness to get in an offensive player’s way, absorb the slightest amount of contact physically possible, and flail backwards as if you are Northwestern’s LT getting owned by AJ Epenesa. Offensive players are no longer allowed to initiate any contact whatsoever, and it’s pussies like @Fritz Fequiere that are enabling this bullshit to continue.
uh huh, yeah, its usually the pussies taking charges. you must be a keen observer of the game.
Hey fag fuck any butts lately?
 

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It takes zero skill, talent, athleticism, or toughness to get in an offensive player’s way, absorb the slightest amount of contact physically possible, and flail backwards as if you are Northwestern’s LT getting owned by AJ Epenesa. Offensive players are no longer allowed to initiate any contact whatsoever, and it’s pussies like @Fritz Fequiere that are enabling this bullshit to continue.
uh huh, yeah, its usually the pussies taking charges. you must be a keen observer of the game.
Hey fag fuck any butts lately?
my dick is too big for anal. no joke.
 

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@Dr. Zaius can one get a prescription for a pocket pussy?
CSB.

There was a buddy whose house we would hang out at sometimes in HS mainly because his parents turned a blind eye to our shenanigans and one time we found his old man's porn stash. The porn stash also consisted of some toys that included, but were not limited to, a pocket pussy.

Unfortunately said buddy's father passed away suddenly and like a year afterward I was over at their place. The guy lived with his parents and probably still does I'm not quite sure. Anyways, he ran to the store to do something and I went to go look for a phone charger in his room and there was that exact same pocket pussy on my buddy's bed. I was absolutely floored and of course told everyone who had ever known about the PP.

That's the weirdest "eskimo brothers" story that I know.
 

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It takes zero skill, talent, athleticism, or toughness to get in an offensive player’s way, absorb the slightest amount of contact physically possible, and flail backwards as if you are Northwestern’s LT getting owned by AJ Epenesa. Offensive players are no longer allowed to initiate any contact whatsoever, and it’s pussies like @Fritz Fequiere that are enabling this bullshit to continue.
uh huh, yeah, its usually the pussies taking charges. you must be a keen observer of the game.
I’m not calling the Wisconsin player a pussy, though as a Badger he unquestionably is. I’m calling you a pussy, pussy.
 

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There is nothing cool about that story.
There are plenty of posts glorifying the art of taking a charge over the last few pages that could be more to your liking.
 

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Stupid fucking refs love calling charges.
I'm convinced that way fewer of them would get called if the signal for it was less fun to do.
My boys have all umpired at the youth and the older ones at the high school level. They say the same thing about calling kids out on strikes. They say every day there are kids they ring up so dramatically they feel badly about it later. But not so badly they won't do it again.
 

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It takes zero skill, talent, athleticism, or toughness to get in an offensive player’s way, absorb the slightest amount of contact physically possible, and flail backwards as if you are Northwestern’s LT getting owned by AJ Epenesa. Offensive players are no longer allowed to initiate any contact whatsoever, and it’s pussies like @Fritz Fequiere that are enabling this bullshit to continue.
uh huh, yeah, its usually the pussies taking charges. you must be a keen observer of the game.
No, but it usually is the pussies flopping like the Wisconsin fag in 4 out of the 5 charges.
 

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Just thinking about how unfortunate it has to be for Maishe Dailey to be the only one mentioned by name by Dolph. I just keep thinking about how much of a bummer this all has to be for him. He seems like a good kid and he definitely tries hard. Just has to be hard for him.

He’s going to get one Hell of an ovation tomorrow night and I hope he has himself a game.
 

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Just thinking about how unfortunate it has to be for Maishe Dailey to be the only one mentioned by name by Dolph. I just keep thinking about how much of a bummer this all has to be for him. He seems like a good kid and he definitely tries hard. Just has to be hard for him.

He’s going to get one Hell of an ovation tomorrow night and I hope he has himself a game.
Just think of how unfortunate it is to have a kid that bad in the rotation
 

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Just thinking about how unfortunate it has to be for Maishe Dailey to be the only one mentioned by name by Dolph. I just keep thinking about how much of a bummer this all has to be for him. He seems like a good kid and he definitely tries hard. Just has to be hard for him.

He’s going to get one Hell of an ovation tomorrow night and I hope he has himself a game.
Just think of how unfortunate it is to have a kid that bad in the rotation
I’m thinking about how we’re undefeated and will be top 10 after that team that has Maishe Dailey in the rotation beats the shit out of the Badgers.
 

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To show support for Gary during Friday’s Gold Out the marketing department has decided to have Golden Dolphin night at Carver.
If that means fans have the opportunity to piss on him, that sounds like great marketing.
 
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Just thinking about how unfortunate it has to be for Maishe Dailey to be the only one mentioned by name by Dolph. I just keep thinking about how much of a bummer this all has to be for him. He seems like a good kid and he definitely tries hard. Just has to be hard for him.

He’s going to get one Hell of an ovation tomorrow night and I hope he has himself a game.
I'm also guessing it's become a total joke to the players by now and they've done 100 impressions of Dolph's rant.
 

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Dolph and Margaret will be sitting together in a show of solidarity.
 

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I think you hit the tree, Jim
 
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