**Wisconsin vs. Iowa Basketball - 1/27/20 - 7:30pm - BTN**

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Straight up their pooper. Like a slave escaping to the north.
 

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But with football...it’s different.
Rock hard isn't horny or sassy. I'm shocked you don't know the difference.

Be a fucking man you little shit and stop using stuff that sounds like fans of Ariana Grande typed it.
 

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Rock hard isn't horny or sassy. I'm shocked you don't know the difference.

Be a fucking man you little shit and stop using stuff that sounds like fans of Ariana Grande typed it.
It is to me. Quit being that guy.
 

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"Will ruin your thread"

Yep. Still checks out.
 

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The horny was fine, but the sassy was gayer than AIDS.
No shit. Sassy gives the visual of flamboyant Garza and Toussaint out there with pink boa's flipping their wrist and sticking their ass out while talking like they are on Real Housewives.
 

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Laughing at the media coverage of Davidson's flagrant foul at the end of the game. None of the stories/Tweets etc. I've seen actually come out say where Davidson hit Conner. They dance all around it with cute language and non-description descriptions like....an area best not described in a family newspaper, or an area where a man doesn't want to be hit. Why is it so hard to say he was hit in the genitals? That's not crude language or offensive...not like saying Davidson punched him in the dick or something.
 

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Winning 5 straight Big Ten games is really hard no matter the year. The fact that Fran has done it 4 times is actually impressive.
Totally agree. I read that stat last night and was surprised he'd done it that often.
 

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Salty. Salty is the adjective @Revolver was going for.
Of course, but that wouldn't have been millennial enough.

I'm shocked he didn't say something at the end like "Damn these Hawks slap" or "2020 Hawkeyes totally rip".
 

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Common complaint: I’ll never understand the people who leave at the under 4 timeout of a contested game. I just don’t get the draw of missing the most important part of the game to get home 15-20 minutes earlier.
 

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Also, the refs probably weren't going to catch that if Connor hadn't brought it to anyone's attention. I'm glad he didn't react by punching him in the fucking face and get an offsetting tech.
 

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Common complaint: I’ll never understand the people who leave at the under 4 timeout of a contested game. I just don’t get the draw of missing the most important part of the game to get home 15-20 minutes earlier.
They weren't leaving, they are walking up 30 rows to stand at the top.
 

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Can someone clarify why the basket counted? How did they decide how to apply the foul?
 

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It really felt like, to me anyways, that Wisconsin played their best game, at their shitty ball deflating pace and we played like shit and still beat them at their own game. Plus our boys genuinely dislike those dorks. Good stuff.
 

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It really felt like, to me anyways, that Wisconsin played their best game, at their shitty ball deflating pace and we played like shit and still beat them at their own game. Plus our boys genuinely dislike those dorks. Good stuff.
The first half was as bored as I can remember being recently watching a basketball game. Their style of play is an affront to the game itself. It sucks.
 

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Can someone clarify why the basket counted? How did they decide how to apply the foul?
Basket counted because the foul wasn't whistled live. They assessed it on a dead ball after video review. It's kind of a weird rule, but that's how it works. But it would be more weird to rewind the clock and undo everything that had happened after a review. What if the dead ball hadn't come until Wisconsin had a possession and both teams had scored? Do you add 50 seconds back to the clock and take both baskets back?
 
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Well, maybe only Aaron White, after he gets locked in the gym.
 
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Wisconsin just didn't quite have enough sass to keep up.
 

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Also, the refs probably weren't going to catch that if Connor hadn't brought it to anyone's attention. I'm glad he didn't react by punching him in the fucking face and get an offsetting tech.
On the other hand, that would have been pretty cool.
 

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Basket counted because the foul wasn't whistled live. They assessed it on a dead ball after video review. It's kind of a weird rule, but that's how it works. But it would be more weird to rewind the clock and undo everything that had happened after a review. What if the dead ball hadn't come until Wisconsin had a possession and both teams had scored? Do you add 50 seconds back to the clock and take both baskets back?
That makes sense. Also my man Frodo is right: play stupid games win stupid prizes.
 

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Yeah I don’t think the word sassy has anything to do with being a millennial.

The usage of the word sassy should be limited to the description of a misbehaving 3 year old girl or a 37 year old drag queen named Vivian.

That’s it. That’s the list.
 

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I was so pumped when I thought the flagrant foul call was over the top. Now that we’ve seen the video and people are calling for Davison’s suspension for a history of dirty plays....I’m downright horny.

This is about the sassiest team I can ever remember us having. We have, at minimum, five guys (Garza, McCaffery, Fredrick, Toussaint and Kriener) who love to talk shit to the other team for any reason. And I fucking love it.
I read this with a lisp.
 

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Of course, but that wouldn't have been millennial enough.

I'm shocked he didn't say something at the end like "Damn these Hawks slap" or "2020 Hawkeyes totally rip".
This years team just “hits different.”
 
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