Hawk&Balls
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Straight up their pooper. Like a slave escaping to the north.
A guy saying horny and sassy talking about a men's basketball team is cringe worthy on every level.Sassy may be the gayest descriptor of all time.
Them sassy boys!
But with football...it’s different.A guy saying horny and sassy talking about a men's basketball team is cringe worthy on every level.
@FrodoTBaggin these play action crossing routes and TE over the middle with the huge running lanes would make you rock hard.
Then you would see Tanner Miller running around like a dipshit and go soft.
Rock hard isn't horny or sassy. I'm shocked you don't know the difference.But with football...it’s different.
It is to me. Quit being that guy.Rock hard isn't horny or sassy. I'm shocked you don't know the difference.
Be a fucking man you little shit and stop using stuff that sounds like fans of Ariana Grande typed it.
Fucking millennials. I hate all of you.It is to me. Quit being that guy.
Yep. That’s what happened."Will ruin your thread"
Yep. Still checks out.
It apparently made supposed men horny watching a sassy group of guys.So how about that game last night.
Fuck you too.Only Doug can fuck up a beautiful thread about beating those butt fuck fag badgers.
Why are you such an insufferable douche?
No shit. Sassy gives the visual of flamboyant Garza and Toussaint out there with pink boa's flipping their wrist and sticking their ass out while talking like they are on Real Housewives.The horny was fine, but the sassy was gayer than AIDS.
Salty. Salty is the adjective @Revolver was going for.No shit. Sassy gives the visual of flamboyant Garza and Toussaint out there with pink boa's flipping their wrist and sticking their ass out while talking like they are on Real Housewives.
Totally agree. I read that stat last night and was surprised he'd done it that often.Winning 5 straight Big Ten games is really hard no matter the year. The fact that Fran has done it 4 times is actually impressive.
Of course, but that wouldn't have been millennial enough.Salty. Salty is the adjective @Revolver was going for.
Thank you.Next time I’ll replace “horny” with “rock hard” and “sassy” with “ballsy” for ultimate Halo comfort.
They weren't leaving, they are walking up 30 rows to stand at the top.Common complaint: I’ll never understand the people who leave at the under 4 timeout of a contested game. I just don’t get the draw of missing the most important part of the game to get home 15-20 minutes earlier.
That’s even dumber.They weren't leaving, they are walking up 30 rows to stand at the top.
Dude, you’re very active in the Trump thread. Quit acting like this shit really bothers you.Please stop.
Because they didn't see it until after the play was over?Can someone clarify why the basket counted? How did they decide how to apply the foul?
The first half was as bored as I can remember being recently watching a basketball game. Their style of play is an affront to the game itself. It sucks.It really felt like, to me anyways, that Wisconsin played their best game, at their shitty ball deflating pace and we played like shit and still beat them at their own game. Plus our boys genuinely dislike those dorks. Good stuff.
Basket counted because the foul wasn't whistled live. They assessed it on a dead ball after video review. It's kind of a weird rule, but that's how it works. But it would be more weird to rewind the clock and undo everything that had happened after a review. What if the dead ball hadn't come until Wisconsin had a possession and both teams had scored? Do you add 50 seconds back to the clock and take both baskets back?Can someone clarify why the basket counted? How did they decide how to apply the foul?
Well, maybe only Aaron White, after he gets locked in the gym.Feel free to wear whatever you want to Carver on Saturday. There won't be anyone there to judge you.
People loved the shit out of Scooby.
On the other hand, that would have been pretty cool.Also, the refs probably weren't going to catch that if Connor hadn't brought it to anyone's attention. I'm glad he didn't react by punching him in the fucking face and get an offsetting tech.
That makes sense. Also my man Frodo is right: play stupid games win stupid prizes.Basket counted because the foul wasn't whistled live. They assessed it on a dead ball after video review. It's kind of a weird rule, but that's how it works. But it would be more weird to rewind the clock and undo everything that had happened after a review. What if the dead ball hadn't come until Wisconsin had a possession and both teams had scored? Do you add 50 seconds back to the clock and take both baskets back?
Maybe, but you’re pretty white-trashy and that’s like the worst thing to be.You post a lot of really stupid hot takes but this one is... well, it's up there. You're an idiot.
I want to fucking punch both of you in your fat, ugly faces.Yep. That’s what happened.
I read this with a lisp.I was so pumped when I thought the flagrant foul call was over the top. Now that we’ve seen the video and people are calling for Davison’s suspension for a history of dirty plays....I’m downright horny.
This is about the sassiest team I can ever remember us having. We have, at minimum, five guys (Garza, McCaffery, Fredrick, Toussaint and Kriener) who love to talk shit to the other team for any reason. And I fucking love it.
Disagree.Maybe, but you’re pretty white-trashy and that’s like the worst thing to be.
Good stuff, Fritz. Please limit your basketball forum participation. You're dumb.Maybe, but you’re pretty white-trashy and that’s like the worst thing to be.
This years team just “hits different.”Of course, but that wouldn't have been millennial enough.
I'm shocked he didn't say something at the end like "Damn these Hawks slap" or "2020 Hawkeyes totally rip".
You read everything with a lisp.I read this with a lisp.