Wisconsin

[Herky823]

Bad memories, bad experiences. That side of my family are a bunch of retarded assholes and some of the worst people I know.

Sounds like it's more your family's fault than the greatest Midwest outdoors state.

They put brandy in their old fashioneds, jogger. Brandy.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I've never fucking heard of brandy in an old fashioned

 

[Soda Popinski]

I've heard of being in a Brandy after old fashioned though

 

[Tugboat]

Jogger is one of the least interesting people we’ve ever had here. This thread all makes sense.

I’m find it somewhat interesting that Doug and his buddies took turns banging jogger’s wife back in college.

Please let this be a true story.

Lulz.

Something similar to this has been alleged. I don’t recall if Doug went balls deep or if it was just eight of his dearest friends.

 

[douglasbader]

Not me.

 

[KitKatApples]

Badgers fans
Packers fans

Putting brandy in an old fashioned

And olives.

What the fuck. Look There’s a lot of just playing along and saying things in good fun and sometimes frustration but that is fucked beyond belief. Hey here’s a relatively simple mixed drink that’s enjoyable, now here’s how we make it terrible and different from the rest of the world.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They have beautiful forests and clean nice bodies of water. They also have a big fun city and the best college town in the nation. They basically invented supper clubs and have numerous award winning breweries. They are known world wide for their cheeses. And who doesn’t love cheese?

but yeah other than all that, Wisconsin sucks!

i have lived in Wisconsin for 40+ years and you are completely wrong.

 

[26.2]

They have beautiful forests and clean nice bodies of water. They also have a big fun city and the best college town in the nation. They basically invented supper clubs and have numerous award winning breweries. They are known world wide for their cheeses. And who doesn’t love cheese?

but yeah other than all that, Wisconsin sucks!

i have lived in Wisconsin for 40+ years and you are completely wrong.

Ha I think what I said is pretty hard to refute. There's a reason they have a very healthy tourism industry

 

[26.2]

I’m find it somewhat interesting that Doug and his buddies took turns banging jogger’s wife back in college.

Please let this be a true story.

Lulz.

Something similar to this has been alleged. I don’t recall if Doug went balls deep or if it was just eight of his dearest friends.

It was a Doug troll.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Putting brandy in an old fashioned

And olives.

What the fuck. Look There’s a lot of just playing along and saying things in good fun and sometimes frustration but that is fucked beyond belief. Hey here’s a relatively simple mixed drink that’s enjoyable, now here’s how we make it terrible and different from the rest of the world.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

 

[BuffettHawk]

Nothing twiggers Jimbo more than a little Wisconsin alcohol abuse.

 

[26.2]

And olives.

What the fuck. Look There’s a lot of just playing along and saying things in good fun and sometimes frustration but that is fucked beyond belief. Hey here’s a relatively simple mixed drink that’s enjoyable, now here’s how we make it terrible and different from the rest of the world.

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OK I will give you that. That looks and sounds pretty gross. But since I don't drink old fashioneds I think I am safe the next time I am there.

 

[KitKatApples]

And olives.

What the fuck. Look There’s a lot of just playing along and saying things in good fun and sometimes frustration but that is fucked beyond belief. Hey here’s a relatively simple mixed drink that’s enjoyable, now here’s how we make it terrible and different from the rest of the world.

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[Soda Popinski]

Having brandy, by definition , disqualifies it from being an old Fashioned. Call it Old Bucky Retarded.

 

[cloudhawk]

Aaron Rodgers plays football there. Not sure if he lives there or they just fly him in for games.

 

[JD720]

 

[newsbreaker]

Maybe the worst thing about the state is that jogger likes it.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What in my post is refutable? And please be specific in what you find deplorable about the state.

Badgers fans
Packers fans

Putting brandy in an old fashioned

YES!

 

[The Rock]

Fuck that entire state.

Fuck all those people.

 

[BngHawk]

The ‘rona just raw-dogging that godforsaken state. Thanks be to Jimmie!!!!!

 

[brantshawks]

Hail James.

Each night when it gets closer to the Jimmie-hour I've been getting sad...

 

[BuffettHawk]

Cheers, Jimbo.

 

[BngHawk]

Cheers, Jimbo.

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god damn you. He’s gonna give you the rona for that. @Jimmie Dimmick

 

[26.2]

I never did understand his pure hate for Wisconsin, other than he seemed to have goofball family there.

 

[KitKatApples]

There’s a lot of not shocking going on there

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I never did understand his pure hate for Wisconsin, other than he seemed to have goofball family there.

that’s because you are fucking stupid.

 

[NWI Hawk]

Has some nice golf courses. And cheese. And beer.

That’s it. That’s the list.

And fishing!!

 

[Herky823]

I never did understand his pure hate for Wisconsin, other than he seemed to have goofball family there.

Well they do put brandy in their old fashioneds

 

[26.2]

Well they do put brandy in their old fashioneds

On the flip side-I don’t want to waste my good bourbon on a mixed drink. Gotta do something with that brandy

 

[BngHawk]

On the flip side-I don’t want to waste my good bourbon on a mixed drink. Gotta do something with that brandy

You could also stick it up your ass

 

[KitKatApples]

Ass brandy is a good time

 

[BngHawk]

Ass brandy is a good time

Such a fine girl

 

[LifelongHawk]

Such a fine girl

What a good wife she would be.

 

[26.2]

You could also stick it up your ass

Pass on the ass

 

[BngHawk]

Pass on the ass

I only offer it once

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Good, hope they die.

 

[KitKatApples]

Good fuck em

 

[SousyHawk]

So many co-morbidities on the offensive line.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'd really like to give Jimmie credit here, but it's probably due to all the butt fucking.

 

[Hawk4Life25]

 

[Bob Sanders]

Field hospital... Stupid fucking people who have paid zero attention for the last 9 months.

 

[KitKatApples]

Field hospital... Stupid fucking people who have paid zero attention for the last 9 months.

Where else can you put all the dead bodies at Robert?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Where else can you put all the dead bodies at Robert?

They've been in the front rows of Carver for years

 

[Stomper15]

Seems like a cozy hospital room in the middle of November.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[brantshawks]

That tracks.

 

[Will McCoy]

The Bible Belt workforce should be much more productive due to the lack of drinking. No excuses.

 

[26.2]

Goddamn Wisconsin rocks.