**Official Iowa vs. Iowa State Football Thread - 3:30pm - ABC**

[AZmessDAWG]

We might want to temper our expectations on regards to the polls. Ask TCU how beating the shit out of ISU worked out for them.

Not quite the same scenario this time around.

 

[nolookpass]

I think Campbell will leave after this year. Rebuild next year, shrinking conference footprint and the knowledge he wont over take Iowa instate soon.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Not quite the same scenario this time around.

No shit? Thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[The Dad]

"Once we start playing the shittiest teams in America, we end up being elite."

Looking at CF this morning and they’ve learned nothing.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No shit? Thanks for clearing that up for me.

OK just making sure you knew. You kinda made it seem like TCU beating a terrible ISU and Iowa beating a good ISU team might have the same effect on the voters.

glad we cleared that up.

 

[BVHawk95]

Any update on this?

None yet, had to go see the doctor for my 6 hr raging erection, so will do my investigation this afternoon

 

[Hawkstrat]

I think Campbell will leave after this year. Rebuild next year, shrinking conference footprint and the knowledge he wont over take Iowa instate soon.

It would be smart for him to leave, but I'm not convinced he's all that smart.

 

[The Full Monte]

Looking at CF this morning and they’ve learned nothing.

Of fucking course they haven’t. That’s the hallmark of ISU fandom. They could have literally lost by Dougie’s Million and it wouldn’t have changed a thing. This fanbase is uniquely incapable of anything resembling self-awareness

 

[Skinny Skier]

They really need to pass to set up the run. Petras was 6-7 on their two scoring drives with five completions on first or second down. He did get sacked on one first down. Problem is if it doesn’t work a few possessions they usually will revert back to exclusively running on first downs as they probably think they won’t do any worse then an incomplete pass or sack.

Run game isn’t getting better without passing opening up onearly downs.

 

[douglasbader]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

 

[The Full Monte]

It would be smart for him to leave, but I'm not convinced he's all that smart.

This. Matt Campbell is a Meathead, Advocare selling, dumbfuck. It’s why he’s the perfect coach for that fanbase

I actually think it’s MORE likely that in his mind…he “can’t leave ISU until he beats Iowa.”

 

[AZmessDAWG]

They really need to pass to set up the run. Petras was 6-7 on their two scoring drives with five completions on first or second down. He did get sacked on one first down. Problem is if it doesn’t work a few possessions they usually will revert back to exclusively running on first downs as they probably think they won’t do any worse then an incomplete pass or sack.

Run game isn’t getting better without passing opening up onearly downs.

Getting Schott back will help.

 

[MisterFalcon]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

 

[ivan_drago]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

Probably looking up some motivational quotes.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Shawneemicks]

This. Matt Campbell is a Meathead, Advocare selling, dumbfuck. It’s why he’s the perfect coach for that fanbase

I actually think it’s MORE likely that in his mind…he “can’t leave ISU until he beats Iowa.”

yep, agree

 

[The Full Monte]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Get through Maryland 5-0 and it sets up top 5 Iowa and Penn State for Kinnick After Dark

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

 

[The Dad]

Get through Maryland 5-0 and it sets up top 5 Iowa and Penn State for Kinnick After Dark

One at a time, faggot!!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

He'd still be doing interviews this morning if they'd won.

Haven't heard a peep from him.

 

[The Full Monte]

Looking at CF this morning and they’ve learned nothing.

Actually @The Dad ….this got me thinking. I’ve read more CF than most since that game ended yesterday….and I can’t think of ONE SINGLE POST yesterday where one of their fans said something along the lines of “maybe we were just a little overrated.” Not one.

There are 90 new threads about what went wrong and what they need to do differently. I can’t remember a single post suggesting that maybe they just aren’t as good as they were led to believe.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Looking at CF this morning and they’ve learned nothing.

It never occurs to them that other teams have good players and coaches too. And they also enjoy winning football games.

 

[Revolver]

 

[Herbie2]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

In many war movies there is a scene the morning after the big battle...when the sun comes up and everyone can see the death and destruction that has been left behind.

That is what Pollard sees this morning.

 

[The Full Monte]

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Look, I hate that school more than you could possibly imagine….but that might be the best mustache to ever grace a college football broadcast. That is spectacular. I want to be friends with him.

he can be our next honorary Hawkeye after we convert @eclone and @ISUFan98

 

[ivan_drago]

thia photo is from the donor section yesterday with 11 minutes remaining

 

[Alan Lomax]

Iowa had flashes of offensive life in the 2nd quarter. Gives me hope that things could get better.

 

[The Full Monte]

Lmao

 

[BngHawk]

 

[BngHawk]

 

[KitKatApples]

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Park’s kid grew up fast

 

[Kerky]

I wonder how Jamie Pollard is doing this morning.

He was busy being the bear last night, probably needs his rest.

 

[The Full Monte]

I enjoyed this thread

 

[The Dad]

Is that Blum?

 

[KitKatApples]

They’re gonna seriously sit there and act like they didn’t run their mouths for over a fucking year and shouldn’t have to eat shit for it.

 

[BngHawk]

Is that Blum?

Certainly needs to be added to the dancing lil cowboy gif collection

 

[BngHawk]

They’re gonna seriously sit there and act like they didn’t run their mouths for over a fucking year and shouldn’t have to eat shit for it.

Absolutely. Because they can’t help it. We have women getting erections FFS. The clone fans asked for this.

 

[TH1974]

 

[The Full Monte]

Is that Blum?

Holy shit at the location of his……pecs….

 

[The Full Monte]

They’re gonna seriously sit there and act like they didn’t run their mouths for over a fucking year and shouldn’t have to eat shit for it.

A year????! We have a thread with like 6 years and 10,000 dumbshit examples

 

[KitKatApples]

Hey Joni go fuck yourself and die in a fire

 

[The Full Monte]

Holy shit is this guy a thin skinned little bitch

 

[Alan Lomax]

Charlie Jones’ catch on the best pass of Petras’s life was fucking awesome.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Good job Gus

 

[Alan Lomax]

How many captains C’s does iowa state hand out?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

69

 

[The Dad]

Holy shit is this guy a thin skinned little bitch

Iowa St is the only fan base I am familiar with who refers to the players by their first name. They are all so fucking weirdly invested it’s beyond creepy. And they go hook, line and sinker for every new trend and tradition.

Their existence is a constant flail for relevance.

 

[thrawn]

Holy shit is this guy a thin skinned little bitch

here’s me taking the high road