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granted, it's a two defensive possession clip, but that looks like a fucking pickup game.
It's hilarious and sad. They are pressing and one simple pass to the middle of the court beyond half court throws Iowa into complete chaos.I like that clip except for us apparently being completely unable to stay in front of anyone.
Fucking scooped. That’s what I get for being a dumbfuck.
Last year's Seton Hall game was a most disgusting display of matadorism. Frosh come in these days so much more prepared for collegiate play, with nutrition, strength & conditioning, and AAU circuits, but seemingly without any understanding, maybe even interest, in individual or team defense. Senior leader wasn't any help.Nah, they will figure it out enough. As bad as they are on defense, they were so much worse last year and had a tougher schedule and still managed to finish above .500 in conference.Hawks are going to have to average about 90 points a game in the Big Ten to finish 500. The Big 12 Conference thinks that's some bad defense
It's just bad transition defense all around. I'm not sure Baer took the wrong guy but it shouldn't matter. One guy has ball, one guy should have basket. bohannon is slow getting back but Baer was even worse on that play (as well as the play before). Get your ass back and stop ball.It's hilarious and sad. They are pressing and one simple pass to the middle of the court beyond half court throws Iowa into complete chaos.I like that clip except for us apparently being completely unable to stay in front of anyone.
Fucking scooped. That’s what I get for being a dumbfuck.
Basically, defense is something either Fran and his staff can't teach or nearly every player that has been at Iowa for the last 8 years is terrible on defense.
- The pass goes to the middle and Garza for some reason thinks he has to run 3 feet beyond the three point line and face guard a post player.
- Baer is floating out of position and when the pass swings he can't get in front of his guy driving towards the middle of the lane and it sucks Cook in from the wing to help because not only Baer is out of position and can't stop someone driving in the middle of the court, but Garza is not in a natural position near the lane because he ran 3 feet beyond the three point line to face guard a post player.
- Pass goes to the corner and Cook takes perhaps the worst close out angle in the history of basketball allowing his man to drive baseline right to the rim. It would have been an easy reverse layup or and 1 foul but they are playing Belmont Abbey and the player dribbles off his foot.
- Cook drives down and dunks and Belmont Abbey has all 5 guys on their half of the court and Iowa even has bohannon back on defense and 3 others above them on the court
- Baer starts to run back down following the wrong man, then freaks out and starts pointing at his man on the other side of the court causing bohannon to react and start to go to that man
- This now puts bohannon out of position and Baer is still confused and lets bohannon's man run down the wing, catch an easy pass and take one dribble for an easy layup because bohannon is out of position due to Baer being a dumbfuck
It is funny how Baer can be good on the top of a press and block some shots but ultimately is atrocious on defense. In this 21 second sequence alone his stupidity and lack of awareness caused 2 layups.
Yep.Watch only Baer in that clip. It is infuriating how clueless and floating he is the entire 21 seconds. Has no awareness or idea what he is doing.
I wouldn’t mind the hard hedge if we ever actually jumped the passing lane.Not only a hedge, but the 6'10'' big man MUST chase him another 20 feet from the hoop while a simple pass to the wing and entry or drive to the post results in a layup in the space vacated by the big man 45 feet away from the hoop on a PG now.Ball screen at half court. That's a hedge. Ball screen in the back court. That's a hedge. Ball screen in the locker room. That's a hedge.
I wouldn’t mind the hard hedge if we ever actually jumped the passing lane.Not only a hedge, but the 6'10'' big man MUST chase him another 20 feet from the hoop while a simple pass to the wing and entry or drive to the post results in a layup in the space vacated by the big man 45 feet away from the hoop on a PG now.Ball screen at half court. That's a hedge. Ball screen in the back court. That's a hedge. Ball screen in the locker room. That's a hedge.
Except he kinda does. He knows he can't stay in front of anybody, or match strength with anybody, so he floats and sneaks and makes a surprising number of effective plays.Watch only Baer in that clip. It is infuriating how clueless and floating he is the entire 21 seconds. Has no awareness or idea what he is doing.
You see Seton Hall last year? It was that clip for 40 fucking minutes.I'm angry now after watching that clip multiple times. It's inexcusable. Junior high level shit.
I'm pissed though, so going to ignore this for now so I can break down short highlights that validate my rant.Let's not forget that Fran's teams have been pretty good at defense in his tenure. Here's their AdjD national ranking from Kenmom. Out of ~350 teams
'10-'11 56
'11-'12 205
'12-'13 24
'13-'14 77
'14-'15 34
'15-'16 30
'16-'17 123
That's a median of 56 and mean of 63. That's pretty darn good. And remember they are going to actually be playing some zone defense when the real season starts. Probably not much cause for hysterics at this point.
Spoiler alert: bohannon, Baer, Brady, and Connor are gonna get proverbially blown by their men* all year, so there'll be plenty of chances to be outraged. Really I just hope that Garza can provide the same type of support that Woodbury did in the paint. Probably won't be quite as good as Woodbury, but the other bigs can help as well. And hopefully lots of zone. They've got lots of tall dudes, and dudes with some long arms to boot.I'm pissed though, so going to ignore this for now so I can break down short highlights that validate my rant.Let's not forget that Fran's teams have been pretty good at defense in his tenure. Here's their AdjD national ranking from Kenmom. Out of ~350 teams
'10-'11 56
'11-'12 205
'12-'13 24
'13-'14 77
'14-'15 34
'15-'16 30
'16-'17 123
That's a median of 56 and mean of 63. That's pretty darn good. And remember they are going to actually be playing some zone defense when the real season starts. Probably not much cause for hysterics at this point.
They will be fine and be a good team, but can't stand watching them fumble around early in the year.
I'm pissed though, so going to ignore this for now so I can break down short highlights that validate my rant.

You don't have to tag me when replying to my post.I'm pissed though, so going to ignore this for now so I can break down short highlights that validate my rant.
This is @douglasbader in a nutshell.
Thanks for the heads up @douglasbaderYou don't have to tag me when replying to my post.
I'm bored.Doug is obviously bored, if he's getting this mad about a lack of transition defense in a 30 second clip from five minutes into an exhibition game against Downton Abbey or wherever bumfuck school that is.
Get a grip, man.
Candy delivery not until this afternoon?I'm bored.Doug is obviously bored, if he's getting this mad about a lack of transition defense in a 30 second clip from five minutes into an exhibition game against Downton Abbey or wherever bumfuck school that is.
Get a grip, man.
I thought the Omaha game was worse than the Seton Hall game. TCU was also awful. Get back in the game.....annnnnnnnd wide open dunk 5 seconds into the shot clock.Last year's Seton Hall game was a most disgusting display of matadorism. Frosh come in these days so much more prepared for collegiate play, with nutrition, strength & conditioning, and AAU circuits, but seemingly without any understanding, maybe even interest, in individual or team defense. Senior leader wasn't any help.Nah, they will figure it out enough. As bad as they are on defense, they were so much worse last year and had a tougher schedule and still managed to finish above .500 in conference.Hawks are going to have to average about 90 points a game in the Big Ten to finish 500. The Big 12 Conference thinks that's some bad defense
I don't think its that Fran can't coach D. Team that beat highly ranked MSU 6-5, or whatever the score was, could D up. Now our core, outside of Baer, is all frosh and sophs. Realistic hope for growth as they all appear willing to improve and work on defense.
We'll see. Without question the key to my irrationally exuberant hope of contending.
PS on Billy Taylor: He's Patrick's godfather.
OK Mr. Super Positive Cubs FanDoug is obviously bored, if he's getting this mad about a lack of transition defense in a 30 second clip from five minutes into an exhibition game against Downton Abbey or wherever bumfuck school that is.
Get a grip, man.
Ugh, kinda like hitting your finger with a hammer to get shoulder pain off your mind. Love Pete for many reasons, but TCU game was fitting end to his career in a way.I thought the Omaha game was worse than the Seton Hall game. TCU was also awful. Get back in the game.....annnnnnnnd wide open dunk 5 seconds into the shot clock.
which has been a fran trademark, including his years at siena. defense looks bad early, gets better (for the most part) late. problem exacerbated when a lot of freshmen are getting minutes, and figuring it out.They will be fine and be a good team, but can't stand watching them fumble around early in the year.
How did it happen?Find a new drill, Fran!!!!!
Trying to steal cookie from the cookie jar.How did it happen?Find a new drill, Fran!!!!!
Not sure but this is the third straight year we’ve had a finger injury:How did it happen @lwadechildress?
All of Baers minutes are likely going to either someone limited offensively or a true freshman. I don’t know about you it’s, but I’m certainly glad we have a bunch of easy games on the schedule.
You mean, like, a verbal altercation?Not sure but this is the third straight year we’ve had a finger injury:How did it happen @lwadechildress?
2017 baer in practice
2016 cook in practice
2015 me blasting your mom.
How did it happen @lwadechildress?
Not kidding, I posted that just for you.This reminds me of the time idiots on TOS were complaining that Alford must be doing something to cause all the ankle injuries.
that damn hot tubThis reminds me of the time idiots on TOS were complaining that Alford must be doing something to cause all the ankle injuries.