2021 Basketball Recruiting

Hawk_Kegmasters

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Since Goat is too lazy to do it himself, I’ll fire it up. We’ve gotta have one eventually.


LATFG!!!!!
 

MikeyJoe

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I didn't think keggy had any eligibility left
The "Sizzle" really completes the look.
First ballot LATFG hall of famer.
L Wade hopes this guy doesn't get too bulky and won't fit in Fran's running system
 

Revolver

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If Baylor wants him, so does Revo. Those are the rules.
 

Talkin' Goat

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I’m also too lazy to create a 2025/2026 recruiting thread. What in the fuck is going on here?

 

CamelTones

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That kid reclassified.

Does that kid even know what reclassified means?
 

Mo T

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Can we delete this thread and start over please.
 

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omg. That is fucking pathetic
 

hawkeyealum

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2028 is my son's class which means that kid is 7 or 8. I wasted 2:30 watching that video and came away with the knowledge that while this little baller may have slightly better dribbling skills than my son, he is less athletic and therefore I will be putting together a recruiting video and deem my son an elite 2028 prospect on twitter.
 

Hawkeye_Pierce

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Too bad there aren't scholarships for Fortnite. My kid would be an All-American.
 

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I clicked that link and it's a bunch of little kids playing basketball
 

hawkeyealum

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One of them is probably Fro's kid
 

L. Wade Childress

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People get nationally twitter shamed for shit way less than this. Fuck whoever is running that camp.
 
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Too bad there aren't scholarships for Fortnite. My kid would be an All-American.
It's coming. Ashland University of Ohio is offering a $4,000 Fortnite esports scholly.
Kid in my son’s HS just had a signing ceremony for accepting scholarship to the “#1 ranked collegiate tournament bass fishing school.” The college coach looked exactly as you’d expect.
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Is that an 6’3 second grader playing on an 8-foot rim!?!?!?!?! :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Looks like it’s actually a 6 foot 10 twelve year old. Playing on 8 foot rims against second graders for some reason.
 

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I first thought that video was from February, 2006. Then I realized that was his birthday. Holy shit. Just shy of 7’ tall at 12 years old. How shitty of his team/coach/parents/league to let him play on a 8’ rim league.
 

Hawk_Kegmasters

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My son played 8 foot rims in 2nd grade, 9 foot rims in 3rd and will play 10 foot in 4th. Tournament teams play ten-foot in 3rd grade. WTF, Canada?

There’s no way the kids he’s playing against are older than 10 either.
 

StinkyMcFadden

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Every single time he leaves his feet, some kid should be trying to slide their foot under his.

Then the parents, coaches and camera guy should all have a giant R carved into their foreheads with a hunting knife.
 

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Every single time he leaves his feet, some kid should be trying to slide their foot under his.

Then the parents, coaches and camera guy should all have a giant R carved into their foreheads with a hunting knife.
Does he ever actually leave his feet? He's already shooting down at the basket.
 
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