**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Dr. Zaius]

SaucyT is fine

 

[The Full Monte]

It’s about time Mikey got called out for all of his bullshit.

Nobody wants to call him out because he’s a stone cold fucking killer

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I’m actually pretty excited about Perkins.

I’m a moron though.

 

[kenos]

athletic kid who earned PT as a freshman and has been solid in limited minutes as an on-ball defender


I'm in on Perkins

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I think he can be a good enough shooter, and plays under control. I don’t want to hate on Clemons, but Perkins has more upside.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I don’t see the upside with Perkins either.

Interesting hot take

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I never said I don’t like him, nor do I want him to leave or think he will suck. I just think his combination of ball handling, size, and shooting limit his upside.

I mean every other high major coach evidently agreed with me.

If you're going to go on this limb we can also mention that every other decently sized program (besides western illinois) thought Keegan Murray wasn't a high major player.

Trying to predict how much a freshman can improve in four years based on a small sample this season is bonkers.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I love halo because no one ever overreacts

 

[Geese]

Mikey is gonna feel so dumb in a few years

 

[BBK]

I love next year's team other than our horrific lack of muscle for Big Ten play.

Fran needs to teach the flop. Other than JoeT, Connor, and Ogundele we are delicate like a flower.

 

[Lee Beevers]

MikeyJoe
Hates Tony Perkins

 

[Debit One]

Other than JoeT, Connor, and Ogundele we are delicate like a flower.

I would include the much maligned Mr. Perkins on that list.

 

[CurdMan]

The defensive upgrade next year should be palpable and Fran is usually able to figure out the offensive side of things. I’d guess they will try to get out and run more than they have since bohannon arrived. While I wouldn’t say that PMac is the key, this offense is really suited for his talents. This team won’t win as much and won’t hit as many 3s, but it’s trending back towards a faster pace and having the athletes and length to be able to mix up defenses with success.

I will miss Luka and wish he could stay forever, but I think I’m ready to watch some guards who are competent in zone and able to stick with their guy in man.

 

[MikeyJoe]

The defensive upgrade next year should be palpable and Fran is usually able to figure out the offensive side of things. I’d guess they will try to get out and run more than they have since bohannon arrived. While I wouldn’t say that PMac is the key, this offense is really suited for his talents. This team won’t win as much and won’t hit as many 3s, but it’s trending back towards a faster pace and having the athletes and length to be able to mix up defenses with success.

I will miss Luka and wish he could stay forever, but I think I’m ready to watch some guards who are competent in zone and able to stick with their guy in man.

That Aaron White team was fun to watch. Hopefully Pat can be that kind of catalyst.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Needs to work on not jumping on top of shooters when they pump fake.

 

[The Full Monte]

Needs to work on not jumping on top of shooters when they pump fake.

That pump fake then jump into the defender and pretend you’re shooting is one of the biggest bitch moves in the entire game

 

[Fletch]

That pump fake then jump into the defender and pretend you’re shooting is one of the biggest bitch moves in the entire game

I wish they would treat that as a play on. Sure, if you’re going straight up and down on the shot, call it. But if you’re just as responsible for creating contact, fuck you.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Maybe I dreamed this but I would have sworn they announced a couple years ago that they were gonna stop calling that.

 

[The Full Monte]

I wish they would treat that as a play on. Sure, if you’re going straight up and down on the shot, call it. But if you’re just as responsible for creating contact, fuck you.

I’d rather they treat it as a flop

it should be a warning and foul on the offensive player

then call them a bitch loudly and publicly

 

[Hawkstrat]

Maybe I dreamed this but I would have sworn they announced a couple years ago that they were gonna stop calling that.

There seems to be a large gulf between what they say, and what they call.

 

[CleteyColgate]

MikeyJoe
Hates Tony Perkins

Why would anyone hate him?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Needs to work on not jumping on top of shooters when they pump fake.

Look at the bright side. He was close enough to a shooter to foul him.

 

[Fletch]

Why would anyone hate him?

Ask Mikey.

 

[chaneccooms]

I was at a cookout with Mikey one time and there was only one hotdog left and he threw it in the trash because Tony Perkins was walking over and Mikey didn’t want him to have it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Wow. What a douche.

 

[KitKatApples]

Seems like a dick move

 

[cloudhawk]

I was at a cookout with Mikey one time and there was only one hotdog left and he threw it in the trash because Tony Perkins was walking over and Mikey didn’t want him to have it.

Savage

 

[6deuce]

I was at a cookout with Mikey one time and there was only one hotdog left and he threw it in the trash because Tony Perkins was walking over and Mikey didn’t want him to have it.

I’m beginning to see why @Herky823 has such disdain for Mikey.

 

[chaneccooms]

Long, long list of suitors for this kid.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Long, long list of suitors for this kid.

He's a huge gopher fan, would be surprised if he doesn't end up there

 

[KitKatApples]

Well that’s prison gay

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Long, long list of suitors for this kid.

 

[rodg12]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

 

[Hawkstrat]

Bye

 

[Bob Sanders]

Fuck this dude.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I don't want him back. I am ready for him to be done and gone. Fuck that.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Let's table that bill for a few weeks.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

It’s time to move on Jordan.

 

[maxinquaye]

Can we pay you not to play?

 

[MikeyJoe]

I am both in support of college students gaining name & likeness rights AND incredibly done with hearing from Jordan bohannon.

 

[rodg12]

Complete look at me move. Fucking disgraceful.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Someone start @opposesenatefile245 immediately please.

 

[JD720]

Shut up and don't dribble.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Would fran take him back?

 

[Verbal]

There are probably still many who believe that he missed that free throw for reasons rooted in sincerity and not self interest.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Come on, Jordan is a douche, but Iowa is better next year with him on the team.

 

[BuffettHawk]

I guess it doesn't matter, but didn't they already honor him at Senior Day?

 

[KitKatApples]

Don’t care

 

[MikeyJoe]

Come on, Jordan is a douche, but Iowa is better next year with him on the team.

He's a good player who is too much of a whipping boy for online Iowa fans, and is also annoying as fuck.