**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[CamelTones]

Pry do a cut to 5, then down to 3 for the full shitshow.

Then pick a hat.

 

[TJones3312]

Then pick a hat.

Hopefully he grabs the right one.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Play with Nunge! Get the band back together!

 

[Hawkstrat]

Then pick a hat.

One of his uncle's old ones

 

[eclone]

One of his uncle's old ones

He’s going to Notre Dame?

 

[ABeardedDragon]

Was his uncle upset Fran benched CJ's ass (along with Joe) in the the MSU game where he was being a bitch?

 

[Fletch]

CJ reminds me of Micky from shameless.

They’re both faggots.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Took a spin through Joe’s public Facebook. Huge fucking douchebag. Found this tweet as well. Yea, I’m sure there was no tampering Joe...

He’s going to Notre Dame?

If I was a gambling man I'd wager that Joe owns a couple Kentucky hats.

 

[CamelTones]

If I was a gambling man I'd wager that Joe owns a couple Kentucky hats.

Also wears a Kentucky class ring despite never attending the school.

 

[26.2]

Also wears a Kentucky class ring despite never attending the school.

There's no way that's true

 

[LutherBlue89]

Is he not a public employee? Wouldn’t his written comms like texts and emails be easily compelled?

I don’t know, I’m asking. Also, none of it matters. No one gives a shit that he obviously tampered to get a guy from Iowa.

Well that’s a really good point but I would guess the coach isn’t expected to retain much in the way of email and certainly not texts. And I would also guess Cal is very familiar with the old delete button.

The college would probably have bills that show phone numbers but not likely required to get records from the carrier.

 

[JR Hawks]

Was his uncle upset Fran benched CJ's ass (along with Joe) in the the MSU game where he was being a bitch?

Something happened after that game because Fran made some strange comment about starters expecting a certain number of minutes.

 

[The Full Monte]

If I win the lottery, I'm buying Iowa a national championship. Fuck them, they can't stop me.

I read a stupid John Grisham book 20 years ago where this lady inherits 11 billion dollars overnight.

I would spend 10.8 billion of it on bringing the biggest row of fuck you National championship banners imaginable to Iowa

Here is my recruiting pitch:

 

[Nobody]

Get him @Nobody !

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It's legitimately the dumbest thing about the Iowa athletic department. The volleyball coach paid for a months rent and they fired him before the check cleared.

uhh

 

[CamelTones]

uhh

I may have the facts wrong. Maybe he used Venmo.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I may have the facts wrong. Maybe he used Venmo.

doge

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The entire reason everyone wants free transfers is because everyone gets paid twice or three times.

 

[BBK]

How fat is CJ going to be? Fran obviously cardios them boyz to death because we run all game and we are always mostly muscleless.

Hes gonna look like Harden/Khalid El Amin on another team.

I wont watch him, even if he wears a Kentucky blue shirt.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I read a stupid John Grisham book 20 years ago where this lady inherits 11 billion dollars overnight.

I would spend 10.8 billion of it on bringing the biggest row of fuck you National championship banners imaginable to Iowa

Here is my recruiting pitch:

Ol’ Monte is going to give stacks of Doge to Neon, Butch, and Ricky. I’m on board with this idea.

 

[CamelTones]

Paying players in Dogecoin would allow the booster to tell the NCAA that he is helping the player lose money.

 

[Tripper Harrison]

 

[Hawk4Life25]

Open spot for Uncle Joe on Cal's staff....

 

[Fletch]

Open spot for Uncle Joe on Cal's staff....

Think I saw Cal was poaching Illinois staff.

 

[newsbreaker]

I read a stupid John Grisham book 20 years ago where this lady inherits 11 billion dollars overnight.

I would spend 10.8 billion of it on bringing the biggest row of fuck you National championship banners imaginable to Iowa

Here is my recruiting pitch:

I'm assuming I've taking in about $500M in cash, and I'm assuming you can buy any player for $1M each. Most of the violations you hear about are for much less than that.

After I've bought two or three, if Iowa can't sustain that on their own, I'm buying time on every TV channel in the state and explaining how incompetent they are.

 

[CandyLaPrince#10]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

 

[BngHawk]

Sup?

 

[WestMifflin]

Candy coming in hot with the first post.

 

[Stomper15]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

yes, this is exactly what’s happening. Brilliant take Mr. Walmart

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

Velkommen drittsekk

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

love you

 

[kenos]

candy, you so sweet

 

[Stu Beagle]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

A couple years ago after a win at Carver I went to 30 hop for a beer. Sherm was already at the bar ordering a drink. No idea how he got there so fast

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

A couple years ago after a win at Carver I went to 30 hop for a beer. Sherm was already at the bar ordering a drink. No idea how he got there so fast

Was it a Friday night Michigan game? Because I have that exact same story.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Was it a Friday night Michigan game? Because I have that exact same story.

And what a story it is.

 

[KitKatApples]

ONE OF YOU IS LYING THEN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Was it a Friday night Michigan game? Because I have that exact same story.

I don’t remember. I feel like I see Sherm out on the town often and I don’t even go out that much

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It’s refreshing to see that other programs are looking to get better by acquiring new assistant’s with national level recruiting ties. Meanwhile, Fran is enjoying his well deserved contract extension and Sherm is planning his ‘21-‘22 wardrobe.

Fuck off.

 

[Shawneemicks]

So angry

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

“First” post lol

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

The Serbian dude from North Dakota is supposed to be making a decision today between Iowa and Minnesota. Sounding like a slight lean towards Iowa.

 

[kenos]

The Serbian dude from North Dakota is supposed to be making a decision today between Iowa and Minnesota. Sounding like a slight lean towards Iowa.

I know a couple of Croats who can make it right if he chooses unwisely.

 

[26.2]

The Serbian dude from North Dakota is supposed to be making a decision today between Iowa and Minnesota. Sounding like a slight lean towards Iowa.

It's Iowa

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The Serbian dude from North Dakota is supposed to be making a decision today between Iowa and Minnesota. Sounding like a slight lean towards Iowa.

If iowa gets him he really would be a great addition.

Not beat-my-dick raw to some jagoff who got 3 minutes per game at kansas good, but still solid.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck yeah. Find one more solid player, and they can be pretty good.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is he wearing a yarlmuke

 

[CurdMan]

Boom. About time we got some good news.

He looks like a 4 to me, so we’ll see if Fran decides to add another big man. He’s not much of a shot blocker but our help side shot blocking should be superb next year so that could potentially allow Rebraca to play the 5.

 

[scottsdalehawk]

Reminds me of a John Carter/Dale Reed mix.