**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[BBK]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Take that, evildoer.

 

[BBK]

 

[KitKatApples]

?

 

[BBK]

?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[kenos]

I would love a reality show of Lucy Rhoden and Sara Anne Willette.

 

[douglasbader]

I would love a reality show of Lucy Rhoden and Sara Anne Willette.

For fuck sake man.

 

[kenos]

For fuck sake man.

Fuckin train wreck on train wreck action. That's my kind of watching.

 

[douglasbader]

Fuckin train wreck on train wreck action. That's my kind of watching.

I wonder why women get creeped out by men....

 

[BBK]

Fuckin train wreck on train wreck action. That's my kind of watching.

You just wanna watch them bump clams.

 

[kenos]

I wonder why women get creeped out by men....

I'm simply saying they could take combine efforts in another medium, and leverage their effect. Batshit buddies offering amateur documentations of their respective obsessions. Let the hijinks commence.

 

[kenos]

You just wanna watch them bump clams.

For the love of God, no.

 

[douglasbader]

Lol. Sure.....

 

[kenos]

Doug, not even the most self-loathing among us possesses enough masochistic fervor to watch such congress.

 

[Geese]

For the love of God, no.

So you're gay?

 

[KitKatApples]

So you're questioning ?

 

[kenos]

So you're gay?

I'm an ally

Spoiler

of anyone who wouldn't want to see that

 

[CamelTones]

bohannon got the living shit beat out of himself downtown last night. Knocked out cold. Lots of blood.

 

[tallperson54]

Just saw the video of this.

bohannon got the living shit beat out of himself downtown last night. Knocked out cold. Lots of blood.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

thatsashame.gif

 

[douglasbader]

Matt Roth 2.0

 

[BngHawk]

I can’t imagine he was running his mouth or anything like that.

 

[CamelTones]

Former ISU football player got the last laugh.

 

[BBK]

Some people are just jealous of awesome.

I can relate.

 

[hawkimike]

bohannon got the living shit beat out of himself downtown last night. Knocked out cold. Lots of blood.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Just saw the video of this.

Well?

 

[JD720]

Alleged pic on CF.

Jordan Bohannon (Hawkeye) Knocked TF Out

JBo got beat up in Iowa City last night. Sorry if quality sucks .

cyclonefanatic.com

 

[KitKatApples]

I really want to believe it was a sucker punch cause there’s no way that fucker thinks he could actually kick someone’s ass

 

[tallperson54]

JBo had his phone out recording himself arguing with a guy. A different guy comes up and sucker punches JBo. JBo falls down. Someone yells "JBo's out!" JBo is dazed and bloody on the ground. Then someone comes up and knees JBo in the head while he's on the ground. Guy with a mustache comes in and yells "chill the fuck out" and breaks it up. Video was about 1 min long. I don't have the video but saw it on my friend's phone- he was the one who filmed it. Happened right outside DC's.

Well?

 

[BBK]

JBo had his phone out recording himself arguing with a guy. A different guy comes up and sucker punches JBo. JBo falls down. Someone yells "JBo's out!" JBo is dazed and bloody on the ground. Then someone comes up and knees JBo in the head while he's on the ground. Guy with a mustache comes in and yells "chill the fuck out" and breaks it up. Video was about 1 min long. I don't have the video but saw it on my friend's phone- he was the one who filmed it. Happened right outside DC's.

Yeah, but how tall are you?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Yeah, but how tall are you?

Taller than Greg Brunner yet inexplicably shorter than Greg Brunner as well.

 

[C-3PO]

JBo had his phone out recording himself arguing with a guy. A different guy comes up and sucker punches JBo. JBo falls down. Someone yells "JBo's out!" JBo is dazed and bloody on the ground. Then someone comes up and knees JBo in the head while he's on the ground. Guy with a mustache comes in and yells "chill the fuck out" and breaks it up. Video was about 1 min long. I don't have the video but saw it on my friend's phone- he was the one who filmed it. Happened right outside DC's.

So someone nearly murdered him? Nobody deserves that.

 

[CurdMan]

The way JBo talks shit this is not at all surprising. Probably had the punch coming to him. But I’ll never respect anyone kneeing someone in the head when they are knocked out. That’s just a piece of shit person who needs to spend some time behind bars

 

[Hawkstrat]

JBo had his phone out recording himself arguing with a guy. A different guy comes up and sucker punches JBo. JBo falls down. Someone yells "JBo's out!" JBo is dazed and bloody on the ground. Then someone comes up and knees JBo in the head while he's on the ground. Guy with a mustache comes in and yells "chill the fuck out" and breaks it up. Video was about 1 min long. I don't have the video but saw it on my friend's phone- he was the one who filmed it. Happened right outside DC's.

Tell your friend to post it, or you're both liars and scumbags.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

The sucker punch and knee are total bitch moves. Get that numbnuts for assault. If accurate.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If the story is true, bohannon is a victim of assualt. It's also true that maybe he shouldn't take his cutesy troll routine off of twitter.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

A knee to the head of a defenseless person is a forcible felony

 

[Debit One]

While the guys who attacked him should face charges, hopefully this will have bohannon rethinking being a bitch as his modus operandi.

 

[26.2]

If the story is true, bohannon is a victim of assualt. It's also true that maybe he shouldn't take his cutesy troll routine off of twitter.

Hopefully Ivan is paying attention

 

[Debit One]

Hopefully Ivan is paying attention

 

[MikeyJoe]

While the guys who attacked him should face charges, hopefully this will have bohannon rethinking being a bitch as his modus operandi.

Well right. I'm never gonna condone someone getting sucker punched or kicked. But on scale of 1-10, let's just say my level of surprise that bohannon found himself on the receiving end of one is about a 2.

 

[Mo T]

A knee to the head of a defenseless person is a forcible felony

I've never heard the term "forcible felony".

 

[Debit One]

Things that Jordan bohannon brings to the Iowa basketball table.

- Good three point shooting
- Shitty defense
- Distractions

 

[kenos]

Things that Jordan bohannon brings to the Iowa basketball table.

- Good three point shooting
- Shitty defense
- Distractions

- Trying way too hard hair
- Trying way too hard facial hair

(which make it all the more entertaining when he drops a dagger from deep)

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I've never heard the term "forcible felony".

https://www.legis.iowa.gov/docs/code/702.11.pdf

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The way JBo talks shit this is not at all surprising.

It would be in his best interest to weigh more than 155 lbs.

 

[CamelTones]

From what I heard, bohannon didn’t really do anything. He was definitely sucker punched. People are claiming him and his friends were pouring their drinks on people from upstairs at DCs down to the first floor. This all came out after. A member of HaLo is very likely in the video.

 

[Geese]

H4L?

 

[Kamala]

@Jim?