**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Thomas Wolsey]

AND your dad!!!!!!!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I guess you can (continue to?)wash your Penus, @brantshawks. Ain’t no cock sucking happening this upcoming Winter.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ny6+Alamo+minutes in games Iowa plays

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s meaningless

@YourLife

 

[Stu Beagle]

Frans best years seem to be when expectations are lower.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

@YourLife

You tell em, Jean-Paul.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Frans best years seem to be when expectations are lower.

lol, no way!!

 

[Stu Beagle]

And with fans boozed up during games Carver might be a hell of a home court advantage

 

[HonorableMentionAllState]

Old man Fredo is crushing with his mom and dad jokes! Killer stuff dude! His jokes are almost as funny as the hedging on his bet to suck cocks.

 

[KitKatApples]

Doug you're sucking our dicks, just get over it.

 

[CleteyColgate]

It’s meaningless

He's the best at forecasting theoreticals

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Are you telling us that if Ash gets 4 minutes per game over 32 games but has to miss one game due to injury that you won’t suck our dicks because it brings his average down to 3.9 MPG in games Iowa played? That’s not how stats work and it’s BULLSHIT!

 

[Wanderer]

Are you telling us that if Ash gets 4 minutes per game over 32 games but has to miss one game due to injury that you won’t suck our dicks because it brings his average down to 3.9 MPG in games Iowa played? That’s not how stats work and it’s BULLSHIT!

Am I the only one here who prefers doug not suck my dick? #sitaustinash

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Am I the only one here who prefers doug not suck my dick? #sitaustinash

Imparting important lessons sometimes involves doing things you're not crazy about. Try to keep in mind it's less fun for him.

 

[Wanderer]

Imparting important lessons sometimes involves doing things you're not crazy about. Try to keep in mind it's less fun for him.

You don't know that.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm not an animal like Brants. I'll be well groomed and cleaned. Very presentable and ready for possibly a black tie event.

 

[eclone]

I'm not an animal like Brants. I'll be well groomed and cleaned. Very presentable and ready for possibly a black tie event.

Sounds like @BBK in Africa

 

[Fletch]

Sounds like @BBK in Africa

He said black tie, not black pie.

 

[brantshawks]

I'm not an animal like Brants. I'll be well groomed and cleaned. Very presentable and ready for possibly a black tie event.

I'm just glad he'll be almost happy when he gets to you.

 

[KitKatApples]

Who wouldn’t be?

 

[brantshawks]

Who wouldn’t be?

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[KitKatApples]

if you say so

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Frans best years seem to be when expectations are lower.

In general sure but despite no sweet 16 I thought getting a 2 seed this year was right where Iowa needed to be

 

[Kamala]

I'm just glad he'll be almost happy when he gets to you.

Is “almost happy “ as happy as Doug can get?

 

[KitKatApples]

Maybe

 

[Will McCoy]

I'm opting all in and have stopped bathing in anticipation.

And I’m bringing the Tapir in my stead.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Cockburn announces his next school tomorrow -- ran the numbers and iowa has a 50% chance at him. Fingers crossed!!

 

[KitKatApples]

No

 

[CleteyColgate]

Cockburn announces his next school tomorrow -- ran the numbers and iowa has a 50% chance at him. Fingers crossed!!

Any crystal balls or balls of any kind?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Any crystal balls or balls of any kind?

 

[TurdBurgler]

He had a final 3 of Illinois, Florida st, and Kentucky. Sounds like he is returning to Illinois so maybe was all a big waste of time.

 

[CamelTones]

It’s pretty fucking sad that they had to re-recruit their own player.

 

[ivan_drago]

He had a final 3 of Illinois, Florida st, and Kentucky. Sounds like he is returning to Illinois so maybe was all a big waste of time.

How do you play with the guy if he basically shopped himself and was ready to walk out?

 

[Creed]

It’s pretty fucking sad that they had to re-recruit their own player.

It’ll soon be the new normal. And college sports are going to be worse because of it.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

How do you play with the guy if he basically shopped himself and was ready to walk out?

He wanted another payday and got it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’ll soon be the new normal. And college sports are going to be worse because of it.

why get paid once when you can get paid 2 or 3 times

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

They are going to get paid every year. What is wrong with you people?

 

[cloudhawk]

Huh- had a chance a getting Cockburn and ended up with CJ Fredrick.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Huh- had a chance a getting Cockburn and ended up with CJ Fredrick.

Ogundele will play A LOT when Iowa plays Illinois

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Am I the only one here who prefers doug not suck my dick? #sitaustinash

Probably.

 

[KitKatApples]

It's a matter of being a man and following through not want.

 

[cloudhawk]

I'm not gonna say yes, or no....I'm gonna just wait it out and see how if feel at the time

 

[Shpadoinkle]

It's a matter of being a man and following through not want.

Plus, it doesn't matter, because it's your doug!

 

[TJones3312]

Murray’s and Pat going to Spain

 

[eclone]

He’s going to shoot so many threes.


Which is probably not a bad thing

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Murray’s and Pat going to Spain

I didn't realize Patrick had a BBC

 

[Stomper15]

FWIW: ESPN's latest mock draft (post lottery) has Garza going 53/60. Joe is not listed.

My buddy from the Clippers said they had a late first second-round grade for Joe (yesterday). However, said depending on what happened at the combine, he could certainly jump up. He said the combine is most important for the 2nd rounders and you can really make a name for yourself if you were fringe to begin with. They do 2-3 significant draft board updates post combine, individual team workouts, and in person/phone/zoom/background check interviews.

Sorry edit -- LATE SECOND ROUND

A few notes -- take them or leave them.

-- Garza worked out for the Clippers on Tuesday. GM loved him -- they went out to dinner. Garza's apparently making a shit ton of money on his NFTs and personalized videos (so he says). But overall, they still think he is super slow despite his weight loss. He was supposed to be matched up against Charles Bassey in 1v1 drills; however, Bassey came in late and they suspect he was ducking going 1v1 against Garza. Bassey just worked out with the coaches vs. going head to head with Garza. As such, Garza was matched up with a guy who was barely a G-league prospect and Garza didn't have a dominant showing. They then matched Garza up against smaller guys at the 4 in 1v1 and it wasn't any better. My buddy's opinion is that he will get drafted late, but others in their org think he won't get drafted at all.

-- He said Wieskamp is coming in for a workout in the next week, but thus far, he's still a middle to late second-rounder for them. I brought up that Wieskamp and Kispert are essentially the same player stat-wise and he responded: "Kispert is probably a bit overvalued and Wieskamp undervalued. However, Kispert plays with more force and moves without the ball a lot more. That's valued by a lot of organizations."

-- They have Keegan at 16 on their "way too early" board for next year.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Every time my wife bitches about the Halo charge on the credit card, I show her posts like this and she shuts the fuck up.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Every time my wife bitches about the Halo charge on the credit card, I show her posts like this and she shuts the fuck up.

 

[FatNTired]

Minnesota got a commit from a D2 transfer who averaged 10 and 4.8 rebounds last year so things are sure looking up in Dinkytown.

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