**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[BBK]

Is there a chance that Connor doesn’t play at all this year?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Connor is starting you morons

 

[douglasbader]

Connor is starting you morons

Fuck you!

 

[douglasbader]

Connor is starting you morons

Did he tell you that last night?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fuck you!

Exhibit 1

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Did he tell you that last night?

No. Tom Brady did.

 

[douglasbader]

No. Tom Brady did.

Oh. Did you have to drive more than 2 hours to see him? Did you cry when you called the kids in the morning?????

 

[BngHawk]

Fucking @AZmess is out of control!!

 

[douglasbader]

Fucking @AZmess is out of control!!

He's a fucking pervert!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sounds like that would be your wife

 

[BBK]

Sounds like that would be your wife

Have you ever had sex with your wife with your polo buttoned up to the top button?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Have you ever had sex with your wife with your polo buttoned up to the top button?

Is this a quasi white knight for Doug?

 

[BngHawk]

Have you ever had sex with your wife with your polo buttoned up to the top button?

Hold on. Hoolllld on. I just came.

 

[BBK]

Is this a quasi white knight for Doug?

I'm asking the fuckin questions here, private

 

[douglasbader]

Is this a quasi white knight for Doug?

Oh, you.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Are we all gettin pissed tonight?

 

[douglasbader]

Are we all gettin pissed tonight?

Pissed on.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Have you ever had sex with your wife with your polo buttoned up to the top button?

Who is the polo on?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Leistikow wrote that Connor won't be cleared medically until mid-October. I don't think it's crazy to think he might be coming off the bench.

Toussaint
bohannon
Keegan
Pat
Filip

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Who is the polo on?

Your blow up doll

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Why do you and your wife have Francine?

 

[BBK]

Toussaint
Perkins
Patty Mac
Murray
Murray

Let's run and gun, yo.

 

[douglasbader]

Your blow up doll

Little Drummer Boy is fucking SALTY!! tonight, boyz.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Toussaint
Perkins
Patty Mac
Murray
Murray

Let's run and gun, yo.

 

[BBK]

Little Drummer Boy is fucking SALTY!! tonight, boyz.

Cum they told me
Pumpin’ hot cum
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When we cum
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Little homo
Pumpin’ hot cum
I am a gay boy too
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I have a huge cockring
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That I’m fittin’ on our king
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Shall I play with you
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Fairy nodded
Pumpin’ hot cum
The twink and otter kept on
Pumpin’ hot cum
I played my bum for him
Pumpin’ hot cum
I played my chest for him
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Then he smiled at me
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He’s in my bum
Cum they told me
Pumpin’ hot cum
A gay porn king to see
Pumpin’ hot cum
He’s in my bum
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Rump with hot cum

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Little Drummer Boy is fucking SALTY!! tonight, boyz.

H&B said her name was Francine!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I don’t think Connor will be starting at first. That is actually probably the best case, least awkward scenario.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

FUCKING SCOOPED!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Toussaint, Jorbo, Murray, and Rebraca seems like obvious starters. The other will be Pat, Murray, Ulis, or Sandfort in that order, IMO.

 

[JD720]

I don’t think Connor will be starting at first. That is actually probably the best case, least awkward scenario.

He’s more of an outfielder.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Toussaint, Jorbo, Murray, and Rebraca seems like obvious starters. The other will be Pat, Murray, Ulis, or Sandfort in that order, IMO.

I don’t see them starting touissant Ulis and bohannon

my guess is Patrick Murray or Perkins

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Man our shooting would have been brutal had Jorbo not come back

 

[chaneccooms]

Toussaint, Jorbo, Murray, and Rebraca seems like obvious starters. The other will be Pat, Murray, Ulis, or Sandfort in that order, IMO.

IN THAT ORDER!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I feel ya dog

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Shawneemicks]

Is that what you’re hoping?

Not sure

 

[rodg12]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Like I said ...

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Maybe they meant baseball activities.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It doesn’t take much to be medically cleared to pound the ball into the court at the top of the circle and shoot an air ball.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Don’t be dumb

 

[rodg12]

 

[Brownzy]

Wut

 

[kenos]

Wut

Perhaps not 5th best player, but 5th best prospect. Not quite the same thing.

Keegan as a lotto pick. Yes, yes.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Seems a bit premature.

 

[Brad Wesley]

It doesn’t take much to be medically cleared to pound the ball into the court at the top of the circle and shoot an air ball.

He’s a 4*

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Don’t be dumb

scheduled tweet

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I am the biggest connor fan on this board, and possibly in the world, but he was awful at the end of last year.

 

[Geese]

I am the biggest connor fan on this board, and possibly in the world, but he was awful at the end of last year.

Marg?

 

[BBK]

Marg?

Wouldja?