**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Stomper15]

Technically it is….

 

[Geese]

Wtf tattoos r those

 

[eclone]

Sandfort and the Murray bros look big.

 

[kenos]

Sandfort looks pretty solid.

Toussaint jacked as usual. Probably still a spazz with the ball, but he's an all-time All Preseason Photo teamer.

 

[hawkeyealum]

We are going to win the big 10

 

[douglasbader]

We are going to win the big 10

Calm down.

 

[kenos]

We are going to win the big 10 west in football

FIFY

 

[douglasbader]

If you think Iowa is going to win the Big Ten, that means you think they are a Top 5 team nationally. They aren't and won't be.

What you can and should hope for is that they are Top 5 in the Big Ten. That is realistic and would get them a 5 seed or higher in the NCAA Tournament.

 

[kenos]

One game over .500 in the Douche, 8 seed NCAA.

 

[26.2]

One game over .500 in the Douche, 8 seed NCAA.

A fair assessment that I can live with.

 

[BBK]

Jeff Horner sucks and is a huge faggot.

 

[26.2]

Jeff Horner sucks and is a huge faggot.

@wondergrape

 

[Fletch]

One game over .500 in the Douche, 8 seed NCAA.

Impossible.

 

[Creed]

I bet JoeT has penetrated a lot of white, college-aged women.

 

[kenos]

Impossible.

you don't think they'll go 11-9? or that 11-9 wouldn't be an 8 seed?

 

[Geese]

I bet JoeT has penetrated a lot of white, college-aged women.

Prove it

 

[WCFHawkeye]

you don't think they'll go 11-9? or that 11-9 wouldn't be an 8 seed?

That is 2 games over .500. One would have to play an odd number of games to finish one game over .500. They can be 10-9 and one game above with one to play, but can't finish that way. Hence, why he said impossible.

 

[Fletch]

you don't think they'll go 11-9? or that 11-9 wouldn't be an 8 seed?

That’s two games over .500.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[kenos]

fuck your "math" and "science" and your "numbers" and other means by which you attempt to brainwash the weak.

if 10-10 is .500, I did my own research it says that 11-9 is one game over.

this is about my freedom and you're not taking it away.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Math cheQs out.

 

[Fletch]

fuck your "math" and "science" and your "numbers" and other means by which you attempt to brainwash the weak.

if 10-10 is .500, I did my own research it says that 11-9 is one game over.

this is about my freedom and you're not taking it away.

LOL.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

@MikeyJoe

 

[MikeyJoe]

fuck your "math" and "science" and your "numbers" and other means by which you attempt to brainwash the weak.

if 10-10 is .500, I did my own research it says that 11-9 is one game over.

this is about my freedom and you're not taking it away.

So if you're 10-8 18 games in (1 game over .500, obviously) and you lose your 19th game, you have a .500 record then right?

 

[kenos]

So if you're 10-8 18 games in (1 game over .500, obviously) and you lose your 19th game, you have a .500 record then right?

Yes. That result gives me all the feelings of true math truth.

 

[kenos]

What this all tells me is that most sports journalists don't understand math, either.

That must drive you math guys nuts when they talk about being games over or under .500.

 

[Fletch]

What this all tells me is that most sports journalists don't understand math, either.

That must drive you math guys nuts when they talk about being games over or under .500.

I have never observed a journalist screwing this up.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

So if you're 10-8 18 games in (1 game over .500, obviously) and you lose your 19th game, you have a .500 record then right?

But you were only one game away from being 500

 

[kenos]

You have to play an even number of games to be at .500. 10-10.

Ok, so you win one more than a .500 team. You're 11-9. But that is two games over .500, because .500 would be 9-9. But that's 18. So there is no game over or game under .500. So you win one more game, but that's two games over.

I'm with Mookie.

I believe in dinosaurs.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Why if you’re 7-6? A half game over .500?

 

[eclone]

Why if you’re 7-6? A half game over .500?

A game over.500…but a half game over a .500 team

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Keegan and Kris will lead this team to a Sweet 16 this year. Book it!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[26.2]

Keegan and Kris will lead this team to a Sweet 16 this year. Book it!

Want to go double or nothing on our current weight bet? or are you too big of a chickenshit bitch?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

The second one

 

[Shawneemicks]

Keegan and Kris will lead this team to a Sweet 16 this year. Book it!

In the NIT or CBI maybs

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Allow me to be an irrational fan during the off season please.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Allow me to be an irrational fan during the off season please.

Fuck that. This is serious bizness

 

[Hawk&Balls]

In the NIT or CBI maybs

Bmi?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I currently lead the league in BMI.

 

[Fletch]

You have to play an even number of games to be at .500. 10-10.

Ok, so you win one more than a .500 team. You're 11-9. But that is two games over .500, because .500 would be 9-9. But that's 18. So there is no game over or game under .500. So you win one more game, but that's two games over.

I'm with Mookie.

I believe in dinosaurs.

Yes. And you lost one fewer game as well. 1+1=2.

 

[SondyRules]

 

[Gushawk]

Working hard! Thank you!

 

[douglasbader]

At the end of the day, the NIL rules have brought us the opportunity to purchase roughly 4,578 different shitty t-shirts.

 

[Creed]

“My team.” Lololol

 

[Geese]

Hes been working really hard for months and that is what came of it

Lmao

 

[Hawkstrat]

I get that it goes against all the 'building a brand' bullshit people talk about, but if there's any money in merchandise sales for the vast majority of college athletes, it's selling t-shirts to children. Who is this targeted at?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Worked hard to come up with his initials on a shirt

 

[hawkeyealum]

At the end of the day, the NIL rules have brought us the opportunity to purchase roughly 4,578 different shitty t-shirts.

There isn’t much I want less

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I get that it goes against all the 'building a brand' bullshit people talk about, but if there's any money in merchandise sales for the vast majority of college athletes, it's selling t-shirts to children. Who is this targeted at?

Incels.