**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Stomper15]

what kind of fucking pussy can't overpower his kids

 

[CleteyColgate]

Giant Douche + is an absolute travesty when you think about how much the network is raking in. It's annoying AF.

Stop being a cheap fuck

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I'm not looking for the right place to put this.

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Stop being a cheap fuck

No shit its like $10 per month.

 

[turtley78]

Ok time to start fighting against NIL

 

[L. Wade Childress]

that is phenomenal

 

[CleteyColgate]

No shit its like $10 per month.

The welfare check should cover that

 

[The Dad]

I mean if you’re going to do NIL, do it like that.

 

[maxinquaye]

Thats a one take commercial. Perfect, nailed it on the first try.

 

[The Dad]

Gumby’s should get Connor.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That is art

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He likely got free pizza forever for acting like an idiot for 5 minutes.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Gumby’s should get Connor.

Mulligans.

brick oven.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He likely got free pizza forever for acting like an idiot for 5 minutes.

How much lifetime free pizza are you up to

 

[FatNTired]

He likely got free pizza forever for acting like an idiot for 5 minutes.

I got free pizza for 2 years bg buying kegs and $25+ of booze for underage kids. Not sure which is better.

 

[Geese]

Fuck yes falbos

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Falbo’s is terrible

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Verbal]

Falbo’s is terrible

Spoiler

Get pissed.

 

[Will McCoy]

Hahahahahahahahahaaa.

If I’m a player I beg Colonial Lanes to let me do one of their parody commercials. Shit, I’d do it for free bowling

 

[Greg Obrecht]

There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for free bowling.

 

[KitKatApples]

But I won't dooooo that

 

[Jim]

Roger Austin Lutski Ash

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Roger Austin Lutski Ash

4 mpg, baby!

 

[SuperHans]

Falbo's sausage pizza best drunk slice in Iowa City no debate

 

[HawkLax6]

The best was when Falbo's set up a stand in the Sheraton walk through thing at bar close.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The best was when Falbo's set up a stand in the Sheraton walk through thing at bar close.

The ped mall?

 

[HawkLax6]

The ped mall?

It was a table in the little walkthrough in the Sheraton. So it was inside.

It only lasted like a couple months.

 

[Jim]

Bacon/banana pepper from Falbos. Not bad. Would eat again.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Falbo's sausage pizza best drunk slice in Iowa City no debate

Great drunk food in law school and super affordable. They also had a good coupon deal but never asked to see the coupon.

"I have a coupon for an extra large, 2-topping thin crust for $9.99."

"You mean a coupon for $10.99?"

"Yeah, that's the one."

 

[Dolomitey]

For the first 30+ years of my life only Falbo’s pizza and UI tap water (freshman year dorms) gave me heartburn. Always wondered what was different about their pizza.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Great drunk food in law school and super affordable. They also had a good coupon deal but never asked to see the coupon.

"I have a coupon for an extra large, 2-topping thin crust for $9.99."

"You mean a coupon for $10.99?"

"Yeah, that's the one."

Important inclusion.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Falbo's stuffed crust was my go to when back in IC. On par with proper Chicago ones.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Important inclusion.

For whatever reason, I didn't eat Falbo's in undergrad. I'm not sure it was around then.

 

[The Dad]

For whatever reason, I didn't eat Falbo's in undergrad. I'm not sure it was around then.

It was around in 1996-99.

 

[Jim]

For whatever reason, I didn't eat Falbo's in undergrad. I'm not sure it was around then.

Gumby’s, Secret Pizza, and Sam’s calzones as an undergrad.

 

[Dolomitey]

For whatever reason, I didn't eat Falbo's in undergrad. I'm not sure it was around then.

I found it hard to justify ordering any pizza other than a $5 Home Team back then.

 

[The Dad]

 

[The Dad]

Fuck you Dolo.

 

[Jim]

Gumby’s was $5 a large as well. So was a 12 pack of Schlitt’s Ice. $10 meal right there.

 

[Fletch]

Important inclusion.

It’s actually redundant. There’s no way anyone could read that story and not come to the swift conclusion that it was an aspiring lawyer.

 

[Fletch]

I suppose it also could have been @brantshawks .

 

[hawkeyealum]

I ate an uncomfortable amount of home team pizza

also pokey sticks were the bomb

 

[SuperHans]

We ordered a lot of Paul Revere's in my undergrad house.

1 Terminator plus breadsticks could feed like 5 for $5 each. Another one of those coupon deals you could order infinitely.

 

[wondergrape]

Gumby’s, Secret Pizza, and Sam’s calzones as an undergrad.

These, and Pizza Pit wings.

 

[SteadyEddy]

We usually had several of those coupon books they would hand out to students at the beginning of each year so we'd be able to get $5 pizzas from pizza hut/dominos/papa murphys all year round.

Had to be willing to spend the big bucks for a "four star" at OP.

Also worked at the Stein and would take boxes of square pizza home for my roommates at the end of the night.

 

[Pedro]

...Sam’s calzones as an undergrad.

I forgot about those and I ate a lot of them.

 

[Jim]

I forgot about those and I ate a lot of them.

The best. 2 for $9.99 Ad Sheet special.

They are a little pricier these days, but they haven’t messed with the recipe. If you are looking for a lunch spot this weekend…

 

[Dr. Zaius]

We ordered a lot of Paul Revere's in my undergrad house.

1 Terminator plus breadsticks could feed like 5 for $5 each. Another one of those coupon deals you could order infinitely.

Oh hell yes. The best drunk pizza imho