**2022–23 College Basketball**

[snips]

 

[JD720]

 

[Czarcasm]

Too bad a guy like that can't get a 2nd chance.

 

[douglasbader]

The embarrassing thing about all of this is that he was that wasted off of beer.

 

[ivan_drago]

I really hope someone files an FOIA for that receipt. I bet he housed $30 in whoppers.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Huggy Beer

 

[ClintWalker]

Fran to West Virginia!

 

[TurdBurgler]

.2 on beer only seems impossible

 

[ivan_drago]

.2 on beer only seems impossible

I assume he drank a bunch of whiskey and the beers were just appetizers/fillers.

 

[Wanderer]

I like how people are being critical of “a bag full of empties in the front seat” as if that’s a problem.

He was probably just returning them to Hy Vee!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

The embarrassing thing about all of this is that he was that wasted off of beer.

We can’t all get hammered on the coolahs like you do, Douglas.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

He was probably just returning them to Hy Vee!

Is he ISU fan?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Is it normal for a coach to get canned for a DUI? Seems like there must have been other issues. Hard for me to see Kirk or Fran losing their job over a DUI.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Is it normal for a coach to get canned for a DUI? Seems like there must have been other issues. Hard for me to see Kirk or Fran losing their job over a DUI.

Bob's last 45 days have not gone well

 

[Hawkstrat]

Is it normal for a coach to get canned for a DUI? Seems like there must have been other issues. Hard for me to see Kirk or Fran losing their job over a DUI.

He said fag on the radio a few weeks ago.

 

[Alan Lomax]

He said fag on the radio a few weeks ago.

He called opponents fans “fags” multiple times on the radio.

 

[KitKatApples]

“Catholic fags”

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Stating facts hardly seems like strike 1

 

[douglasbader]

Is it normal for a coach to get canned for a DUI? Seems like there must have been other issues. Hard for me to see Kirk or Fran losing their job over a DUI.

He had one previously in 2004 that partially led to him losing his job at Cincinnati. Said fag on the radio last month and lost $1m of his salary and had to take sensitivity classes. Now this.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well I guess he got out of that sensitivity class

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Well I guess he got out of that sensitivity class

It’s like when our company did a small number of layoffs earlier this year. My wife was somewhat worried and asked me what I was going to do if my job got eliminated. I was like, what the fuck do you think I’m gonna do, I’m gonna sit my ass on the boat all summer.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Has enough DUIs to qualify for governor

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s like when our company did a small number of layoffs earlier this year. My wife was somewhat worried and asked me what I was going to do if my job got eliminated. I was like, what the fuck do you think I’m gonna do, I’m gonna sit my ass on the boat all summer.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Win - win. He gets to continue terrorizing Iowa state and he's not at Iowa.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I guess when you’re at your third school, you have to commit higher than 110%.

 

[Pedro]

I guess when you’re at your third school, you have to commit higher than 110%.

I had a sensible chuckle at that number. Why even use a number in the statement? I'm pretty sure if you're committed to something it's a definite, otherwise...well, you wouldn't be committed.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

200% seems pretty shaky, tbh. I've seen as high as 700%.

 

[Herbie2]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’ll bet that he was pretty wasted when he sent that letter.

 

[brantshawks]

Between this and Fitz... What a few weeks. I'm here for it.

 

[iowa4ever20]

Fucking bizarre.

 

[douglasbader]

Fucking bizarre.

Is it? Seems like he resigned without actually doing it officially and WVU took that as an opportunity to not pay him any further. A new lawyer points out he did something incredibly stupid (other than the drunk driving) and now trying to get him (and them) paid.

 

[TurdBurgler]

He coaching options are gonna be nil so may as well get whatever he can from WVU

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

He coaching options are gonna be nil so may as well get whatever he can from WVU

I don’t think his name, image, or likeness carry much clout anymore.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Realistically huggy also takes pills on top of the beer. The letter contesting emplpyment status is purely a money grab.

 

[thrawn]

continuing the recent tradition of having players old enough to rent a car

 

[L. Wade Childress]

continuing the recent tradition of having players old enough to rent a car

maybe he can squeeze another year out of Connor

 

[BBK]

maybe he can squeeze another year out of Connor

I'd like to see Connor back at Iowa.

Amirite, @douglasbader?

 

[snips]

by far connors most significant attribute at this point is being mr caitlin clark

 

[L. Wade Childress]

by far connors most significant attribute at this point is being mr caitlin clark

my daughter is going to his camp tomorrow. I think she likes him more than Caitlin.

 

[brantshawks]

my daughter is going to his camp tomorrow. I think she likes him more than Caitlin.

You don't think Caitlin likes him?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You don't think Caitlin likes him?

this will shock you, but my daughters were raised to appreciate smart, handsome men who are slow and can’t shoot.

 

[snips]

that's me!

except the handsome part...
maybe the smart part too