***2022-2023 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[CleteyColgate]

Take Clitty with you.

Leave my Mom though?

 

[Soda Popinski]

In a half hour or so jogger has ruined the weathertard thread and the mens basketball thread by adding no value and being a condescending prick. Definitely compensating for something.


"Says the guy that carries a pocket knife everywhere, drinks soda, and has a fancy dog the he drove to pick up!! hurrrr durrrrr!"

 

[26.2]

Jesus. Just ruins every fucking thread by doing the exact same shit over and over and over. The same five weird spreadsheet things.

Anyway, I don’t think there’s a realistic path to a 4. I think they win 4 of the last 6, two in the BTT and are a solid 5.

Fuck I guess the ban button didn’t work after all!
I just enjoy calling out the hypocrisy of you shooting wife zings in my direction, because when I did the same thing to you, it triggered a threatening PM in response

 

[Hawkstrat]

Imagine being threatened by a PM.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Whoops! Looks like @26.2 accidentally reply banned himself from this thread!

Probably just needs some more practice with the mod tools.

 

[Fletch]

Jesus. Just ruins every fucking thread by doing the exact same shit over and over and over. The same five weird spreadsheet things.

Anyway, I don’t think there’s a realistic path to a 4. I think they win 4 of the last 6, two in the BTT and are a solid 5.

Sold!

 

[Fletch]

Whoops! Looks like @26.2 accidentally reply banned himself from this thread!

Probably just needs some more practice with the mod tools.

Lulz

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[Wanderer]

Palm has dropped us from a 6 to an 8 for losing to #1 Purdue and beating Minnesota.

Fuckin cocksucker

Must not do his homework.

 

[Soda Popinski]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[Will McCoy]

Some prominent posters are in that student section back there.

I don’t know about prominent, but likely guilty.

 

[snips]

 

[Shawneemicks]

I can FEEL it

 

[The Full Monte]

The Halo viewing experience would be significantly improved with more liberal use of the “stop being a fucking twat” temp ban

 

[nikolausp]

Nice email advertising in the Hawkeye Report newsletter. I don't even know how I got on this email list lol.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I don’t know about prominent, but likely guilty.

It’s good to know I was likely calling both you faggots nearly 20 years ago.

 

[KitKatApples]

That does kind of warm my heart knowing that

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Nice email advertising in the Hawkeye Report newsletter. I don't even know how I got on this email list lol.

It knows your algorithm.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Somebody accepted cookies on the Mystery Vibe website.

 

[nikolausp]

Somebody accepted cookies on the Mystery Vibe website.

Not yet, but will look into it! I mean , hell... it's the Rolls Royce.

 

[snips]

this here is the 'Pontiac Aztec'

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Good night for Iowa in the standings. Michigan and Rutgers both have 7 losses now. Illinois now has 6. All three lost to bottom 5 teams.

Indiana and Northwestern are tied for 2nd at 9-5 but play each other Wednesday night. Then it’s Iowa, Maryland, MSU, Illinois tied at 8-6. KenPom has 7 teams projected to finish 11-9 or 12-8.

 

[KitKatApples]

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

 

[TJones3312]

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

A chance for Fran to start benching the veterans and playing the young guys? Lost season.

 

[BBK]

We were once 8-6 and 0-3 in conference, fresh off losses to Eastern Illinois, Penn State, and Nebrantska, hosting #15 Indiana down 23-4.

Completely dead in the water.

Fran and these kids deserve a lot of credit

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We were once 8-6 and 0-3 in conference, fresh off losses to Eastern Illinois, Penn State, and Nebrantska, hosting #15 Indiana down 23-4.

Completely dead in the water.

Fran and these kids deserve a lot of credit

I love sprots

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[nikolausp]

Sandfart!

 

[TurdBurgler]

Nunge up there too. Happy for him.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Nunge up there too. Happy for him.

Happy for a kid who transferred back home to attend his local university.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

6-way tie for 4th at 9-7. Indiana a half game up at 10-7.

 

[Hawkstrat]

That home loss to Wisconsin fucking stings.

 

[DonJMiller]

Just think, we’re going to be a worse shooting team next year. The future is bleak, boyz.

 

[Hawkstrat]

That home loss to Wisconsin fucking stings.

The road one does too.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just think, we’re going to be a worse shooting team next year. The future is bleak, boyz.

in what way?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I appreciated how Connor proceeded to prove why he was mad at Kris for being a pussy by taking and missing a bunch of shots. “See??? I suck! We need you!!!!”

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The road one does too.

well actually this loss removed a quad 3 loss so

 

[DonJMiller]

in what way?

Well, they have to replace Kris. And we have awful shooters. Sandfart will be the only decent shooter on the team.

 

[ClintWalker]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Well, they have to replace Kris. And we have awful shooters. Sandfart will be the only decent shooter on the team.

we are replacing a low 30’s shooter with two mid 40’s shooters.

 

[DonJMiller]

we are replacing a low 30’s shooter with two mid 40’s shooters.

who?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dix and Pryce will get his minutes

 

[DonJMiller]

LOFL.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Well, they have to replace Kris. And we have awful shooters. Sandfart will be the only decent shooter on the team.

Gone:
Connor
Patrick
Rebecca
Bowen
Ogundele

Back:
Kris
Perkins
Sandfort
Mulvey
Ulis
Dix
Nimmers

New:
Harding
Freeman
Sandfort
Dembele


I'm sure I'm wrong, but I can't see any NBA team taking Kris and I think he'll come back.

I could see Perkins transferring and going somewhere less gay or just saying fuck it and trying to play in Uzbekistan.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Ulis/Bowen
Perkins/Dix
Dix/Sandfort
Sandfort/Sandfort
Freeman/Mulvey

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I think Kris is gone regardless. Mulvey can go too. I’m not giving up on Bowen yet. I think/hope they get two solid big guys in the portal. There was no swarm last year, so there’s at least room for some portal optimism this year.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Yeah, someone can always surprise, but they might be shitty next year.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Fran McCaffery's son, Patrick McCaffery, is universally hated by all of the players, including Fran McCaffery's other son, Connor McCaffery.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Kris is too old to stay if he wants a shot at the NBA.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Kris is too old to stay if he wants a shot at the NBA.

NBA. Lolz