**2022 Iowa Basketball Off-Season Thread**

[Silky Johnson]

Can we hold off on this dumb shit?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Evidently we cannot.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Gatens graduated and does it the white way. Can’t ask for more.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Forgot he was at Auburn before Drake. Perhaps he learned a few extra skills down there.

 

[brantshawks]

Jon D Miller is the cyclonefanatic of hawkeye fans.

 

[Stomper15]

Jon D Miller is the cyclonefanatic of hawkeye fans.

He retired and did a farewell tour. He should be seen as irrelevant to the scene.

@tcondon even let him do a farewell lap on his program.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Gatens wants to bring a national championship to Iowa!

 

[The Tin Man]

Didn’t Speraw handle a lot of the instate recruiting for the staff? Gatens is probably a decent resource in that role with his work at Drake and his name recognition.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Matt Gatens is a high character guy. It's hard to be salty about this hire.

I mean, unless you are Jeff Horner

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Did they even call BJ?

No but they called your mom, so basically the same thing.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Glad to see gatens back, he was a great hawk during a dark period.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I mean, unless you are Jeff Horner

From what I've been told Horner has bigger things to worry about than moving up in the college bball ranks.

 

[TJones3312]

From what I've been told Horner has bigger things to worry about than moving up in the college bball ranks.

Oh…

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Didn’t Speraw handle a lot of the instate recruiting for the staff? Gatens is probably a decent resource in that role with his work at Drake and his name recognition.

No one knows who he is other than people on this board and cracker dads.

 

[MikeyJoe]

No one knows who he is other than people on this board and cracker dads.

I can’t imagine how that conversation is supposed to go.

I don’t know if Iowa is the right place for me. Oh shit, the last assistant coach on your bench is from the same state as me? Well signed me the fuck up.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Fran has a great eye for talent and seems to always be early on really quality recruits. Youd think the ability to legally drop a bag of money on them the second you offer would allow him to land these guys at a higher rate. Why are we not doing this yet? Where the fuck is gasser?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fran has a great eye for talent and seems to always be early on really quality recruits. Youd think the ability to legally drop a bag of money on them the second you offer would allow him to land these guys at a higher rate. Why are we not doing this yet? Where the fuck is gasser?

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[TJones3312]

Fran has a great eye for talent and seems to always be early on really quality recruits. Youd think the ability to legally drop a bag of money on them the second you offer would allow him to land these guys at a higher rate. Why are we not doing this yet? Where the fuck is gasser?

Who?

 

[Kamala]

Who?

FRAN

 

[BBK]

Who?

Mike Jones

 

[BBK]

From what I've been told Horner has bigger things to worry about than moving up in the college bball ranks.

Like being way overrated except for in the minds of dipshit Hawkeye fan, and being a faggot?

 

[Stomper15]

has the makings of a solid out of conference.

 

[TurdBurgler]

So is Iowa playing 3 ACC teams this year?

 

[Jim]

So is Iowa playing 3 ACC teams this year?

Depends on how many they play on the way to making the final four.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Well that’s an interesting development

 

[hawkeyealum]

He’s our mike dunleavy!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He hasn’t been 6-6 in 3 years

 

[Stomper15]

 

[KitKatApples]

Sure looks thrilled

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Sure looks thrilled

 

[SondyRules]

 

[KitKatApples]

Lmao. LATFG

 

[Kamala]

Former Iowa Standout

 

[Geese]

Former Iowa Standout

No one stood out as much as him

 

[BBK]

No one stood out as much as him

Iowa Basketball Twink of the Year

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Sure looks thrilled

I am thrilled, all that matters.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Ash should have returned to Iowa for playing time like he did last year

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is Dix going to be ready in November? Surprised he's already doing things at this point.

 

[BBK]

Is Dix going to be ready in November? Surprised he's already doing things at this point.

Dix is pretty hard. I wouldnt be at all surprised to see him up and penetrating by the fall

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Shooting from deep

 

[KitKatApples]

Always finds an opening

 

[BBK]

I can't wait to see Dix

 

[Herky823]

What qualifies as blowjob level minutes at Citadel?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Speaking of, according to official NCAA statistics, Austin Ash played 4.4 minutes per game last year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Speaking of, according to official NCAA statistics, Austin Ash played 4.4 minutes per game last year.

per game, or per game played?

 

[MikeyJoe]

per game, or per game played?

The NCAA defines only one statistic as minutes per game!

 

[douglasbader]

Speaking of, according to official NCAA statistics, Austin Ash played 4.4 minutes per game last year.

Shows you how terrible that statistic is.

"Hey, I played in one game out of 35 games for 15 minutes. I average 15mpg!!"

Stupid.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Shows you how terrible that statistic is.

"Hey, I played in one game out of 35 games for 15 minutes. I average 15mpg!!"

Stupid.

Everyone knows what you meant, but...rules are rules.

 

[douglasbader]

Everyone knows what you meant, but...rules are rules.

I make the rules you turtle neck wearing cock sucker!