***2023-2024 Iowa Women's Basketball Season Thread***

[26.2]

If you're gonna post something, have the balls to leave it up

100%. Kenos is a bitch ass pussy chickenshit.

 

[kenos]

If you're gonna post something, have the balls to leave it up

a .png of a kind of hot arkansas player, that wouldn't load.

https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/4-Saylor-Poffenbarger-WBB-2023-34736.png

not in the portal, but maybe swarm could be useful and bring her in

 

[kenos]

100%. Kenos is a bitch ass pussy chickenshit.

take your midol for fuck's sake.

 

[newsbreaker]

You can sit in the front five rows by first base and have barrel room access for $170 tonight.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

a .png of a kind of hot arkansas player, that wouldn't load.

https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/4-Saylor-Poffenbarger-WBB-2023-34736.png

not in the portal, but maybe swarm could be useful and bring her in

She already left arkansas for Maryland

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You can sit in the front five rows by first base and have barrel room access for $170 tonight.

Is that somewhere in Carver?

 

[kenos]

She already left arkansas for Maryland

you're following the women's transfer portal that closely?

 

[kenos]

why are they all leaving arkansas? don't they like inbred butt-fucking?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

you're following the women's transfer portal that closely?

I know how to use google

 

[kenos]

I know how to use google

such a search assumes the suggestion that they pursue her as a transfer was in the least bit serious.

 

[26.2]

you're following the women's transfer portal that closely?

You're following it at all?

 

[newsbreaker]

Is that somewhere in Carver?

I don’t know how that ended up in this thread. Weird.

 

[kenos]

You're following it at all?

nope. just checking your mom's portal(s).

 

[26.2]

nope. just checking your mom's portal(s).

She's not worth your valuable viagra pills.

 

[kenos]

She's not worth your valuable viagra pills.

a fella can have a lot of fun with some rubber gloves and a bucket of Crisco

 

[KitKatApples]

Um hm.

 

[cloudhawk]

a fella can have a lot of fun with some rubber gloves and a bucket of Crisco

Better tarp up though

 

[kenos]

Better tarp up though

just get the old girl in a kiddie pool. less room for her to get ornery when I get both hands busy.

 

[cloudhawk]

Kinky

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Soda Popinski]

I'm kind of surprised Kate Martin made the final cut to 12 players, but that's awesome. Good for her.

 

[Revolver]

I'm kind of surprised Kate Martin made the final cut to 12 players, but that's awesome. Good for her.

For right or wrong, she’ll generate more interest in that team than anyone else that is on the cut line.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Unless it just happened, one more player will be cut yet. Was 13 players for 12 spots last I heard.

 

[Fletch]

Unless it just happened, one more player will be cut yet. Was 13 players for 12 spots last I heard.

 

[jandj]

Unless it just happened, one more player will be cut yet. Was 13 players for 12 spots last I heard.

Cmon, @WCFHawkeye stay on top of these stories.

 

[Fletch]

Cmon, @WCFHawkeye stay on top of these stories.

Go easy. He’s been out on a walk for the last 6 months

 

[Hawk24]

 

[brantshawks]

She should make all other teams kiss the ring after this.

 

[Lee Beevers]

lol the white girl from suburban Des Moines makes this happen. All former WNBA players humiliated.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I hope she hits every lesbian in the face with a @nolookpass

 

[Soda Popinski]

Unless it just happened, one more player will be cut yet. Was 13 players for 12 spots last I heard.

You must have been on a 39 mile walk and missed it.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Indianapolis Star bars columnist Gregg Doyel from covering Caitlin Clark, Fever after inappropriate exchange

Doyel is also reportedly suspended for two weeks without pay.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[KitKatApples]

MR. Gus

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Earlier post in this thread applies. This is the only thread where I'm not reading 5 pages of stuff I skipped just to czech if a story's been posted.

I have GusImmunity.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Earlier post in this thread applies. This is the only thread where I'm not reading 5 pages of stuff I skipped just to czech if a story's been posted.

I have GusImmunity.

More like GusAIDS

 

[KitKatApples]

Earlier post in this thread applies. This is the only thread where I'm not reading 5 pages of stuff I skipped just to czech if a story's been posted.

I have Gusimmunodeficiency syndrome

 

[Fletch]

GAIDS

NTTAWWT

 

[Fletch]

Earlier post in this thread applies. This is the only thread where I'm not reading 5 pages of stuff I skipped just to czech if a story's been posted.

I have GusImmunity.

ImmuniGus

 

[Herbie2]

I'm kind of surprised Kate Martin made the final cut to 12 players, but that's awesome. Good for her.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I mean, that's pretty retarded.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

With the number of strippers in Vegas, it only seems fair

 

[Geese]

Lololol

 

[Geese]

Worse investment than when Chris Williams took a 2nd mortgage out on his house to go all in on Under Armour

 

[TurdBurgler]

That might actually be a smart play, would put playing in LV the best financial move for any free agent talent. Questionable whether there is actually value in building a good wnba team though.

 

[newsbreaker]

It’s only a million dollars or so, but maybe they should worry about their nearly worst in the country schools before giving money to a bunch of college graduates playing a sport for a living.

The average IQ among Las Vegas citizens is snake eyes.

 

[Herbie2]

It’s only a million dollars or so, but maybe they should worry about their nearly worst in the country schools before giving money to a bunch of college graduates playing a sport for a living.

The average IQ among Las Vegas citizens is snake eyes.

How many convention/visitor organizations are tasked with supporting schools?

 

[newsbreaker]

How many convention/visitor organizations are tasked with supporting schools?

What could be more pointless than a visitors bureau in Las Vegas.

I bet their meetings are great. How DO you convince people to visit!?!?! Tough sell. I bet some moderate income part time residents will help.

 

[Hawkstrat]

What could be more pointless than a visitors bureau in Las Vegas.

I bet their meetings are great. How DO you convince people to visit!?!?! Tough sell. I bet some moderate income part time residents will help.

 

[thrawn]

How many convention/visitor organizations are tasked with supporting schools?

to be fair, the tweet is wrong and the account has to correct itself

 

[Talkin' Goat]

EDIT: It’s paid to them in chips and all they have to do is bet them one time!