*** 2024-2025 Iowa women’s basketball season thread ***

[Revolver]

She’s the most Iowa looking woman on Earth.

Too thin for that description.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

She’s the most Iowa looking woman on Earth.

Too skinny

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Clearing the LGBT barriers for messdawg to take the men’s job

Smart move not @‘ing me you fucking pussy.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[ivan_drago]

Jan looks a lot more like a woman from suburban Atlanta than Iowa. She actually knows how to dress and isn’t slovenly.

 

[ISUFan98]

Searches and search committees are totally overrated. Pick the right person. Promote her. Done.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Will she go for more box and one?

More like box and tongue amirite?

 

[ISUFan98]

More like box and tongue amirite?

Thanks, H&B.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Thanks, H&B.

Thanks, 26.2

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Thanks, H&B.

I resemble that remark

 

[Harlan]

I resemble that remark

You also resemble a potato.

 

[ivan_drago]

Anyone get the insider perspective from Williams????

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You also resemble a potato.

Let's back off the potato slander

 

[KitKatApples]

These are tuberlent times.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Jan looks a lot more like a woman from suburban Atlanta than Iowa. She actually knows how to dress and isn’t slovenly.

no shit. My kids wear yoga pants or Nike pro shorts to school with crop tops or hoodies. I have told them repeatedly during games over the years THAT is what a classy woman looks like.

wife divorced me for being misogynistic.

 

[ivan_drago]

The University confirmed that the job didn’t have to be posted because they requested and were granted a waiver for the 14-day posting requirement.

 

[Bucky217]

Maybe she got Fever season tickets

No one is that lucky

 

[Bucky217]

So it has been written, so it shall be done.

 

[CleteyColgate]

The University confirmed that the job didn’t have to be posted because they requested and were granted a waiver for the 14-day posting requirement.

Something that Gary Barta would have never done

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Gare Bear probably didn't even know that's an option.

 

[ABeardedDragon]

Well have to run it by Kurt first.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Had to zoom in to see if it was McNamara or Jan

 

[Natty Bumppo]

No waiting period for Beth - she hired Jan lickety split.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Like Caitlin lighting up all the men basketball players in practice, sometimes it take a women to do a man's job. Garta does have the balls that Beth has.

 

[Grape Ape]

No waiting period for Beth - she hired Jan lickety split.

More like lickety slit.

 

[ivan_drago]

More like lickety slit.

Jesus you assholes.




Lickety clit was right there.

 

[Pinehawk]

Natty tried to be subtle, but that softball was too tempting.

 

[ivan_drago]

Natty tried to be subtle, but that softball was too tempting.

softball players would also love it am I RIGHT

 

[snips]

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Apparently the current Carver Hawkeye court is going to be changed. They are replacing the parquet with new tongue in groove construction.

 

[KitKatApples]

That's hot

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Apparently the current Carver Hawkeye court is going to be changed. They are replacing the parquet with new tongue in groove construction.

But what about Caitlin's sticker?!?!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I was fine with the floor. It's the rest of the arena that needs work.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I was fine with the floor. It's the rest of the arena that needs work.

something as simple as a uniform seat color would be great. The overhead video array was a great straight. As was beer.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Carver would be much improved with new wider seats. Cut down the capacity by a few thousand but make it more comfortable.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Carver would be much improved with new wider seats. Cut down the capacity by a few thousand but make it more comfortable.

Jesus how fat are we going to allow people to get? The seats are plenty wide.

Blow up a couple thousand seats and put in a bar with court views.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Carver would be much improved with new wider seats. Cut down the capacity by a few thousand but make it more comfortable.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Fewer seats, more couches. But charge more. Done.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Those seats are nasty

 

[KitKatApples]

Jesus how fat are we going to allow people to get? The seats are plenty wide.

Blow up a couple thousand seats and put in a bar with court views.

It gets narrow towards the bottom. I'm not very tall and my legs feel crammed in there

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

It gets narrow towards the bottom. I'm not very tall and my legs feel crammed in there

I feel crammed as well and am only 6’0. It especially sucks if someone wants to pass by. I usually exit the aisle if possible.

 

[KitKatApples]

same

 

[Talkin' Goat]

For the 8000th time, the only thing that really needs fixing is all the fucking aisle steps that are all around the bottom from the sections getting narrower and narrower. Find a way to turn half of those into seats at row 10 and lower (or whatever the right cutoff is) and then all is pretty damn solid.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

For the 8000th time, the only thing that really needs fixing is all the fucking aisle steps that are all around the bottom from the sections getting narrower and narrower. Find a way to turn half of those into seats at row 10 and lower (or whatever the right cutoff is) and then all is pretty damn solid.

theres a better chance of rewriting the geometrical theory that causes it.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[ISUFan98]

Sad story all around, but glad they picked up her scholarship.

Has that fuckin piece of shit junkie who ran her family over even been tried for her dad's murder yet?

 

[Herbie2]

Sad story all around, but glad they picked up her scholarship.

Has that fuckin piece of shit junkie who ran her family over even been tried for her dad's murder yet?

Last news I've seen was from last June when his bond was lowered from $500,000 to $50,000...not sure when the court date is.

 

[ISUFan98]

Last news I've seen was from last June when his bond was lowered from $500,000 to $50,000...not sure when the court date is.

That'll teach him!