**2024 Women's Volleyball Thread - UNI**

[Uff Da]

Iowa is going to win and it is going to be great. Can't wait

 

[HoundedHawk]

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[Truant]

*threw
LOL

 

[ChipHilton]

St. Paul paper says Iowa will be facing a Heisman Trophy candidate qb on Saturday.

He’s been really good (but not that good of course). Minnesota has too much offense for Iowa I think.

Just a guy with 21 TDS and 4 Ints, 68% completion average and 11 yards per attempt.

 

[Mo T]

The Hawkeyes haven't beaten a single good team all year. I think Minnesota might be good. I hope the Hawks can finally get one.

Iowa State away is a quality win.

The one game no one here wants to see played, is now the marquee win.

 

[Truant]

St. Paul paper says Iowa will be facing a Heisman Trophy candidate qb on Saturday.

He’s been really good (but not that good of course). Minnesota has too much offense for Iowa I think.

Just a guy with 21 TDS and 4 Ints, 68% completion average and 11 yards per attempt.

Defenses he has faced:
South Dakota State 9th in FCS
Fresno State 89th
Georgia Southern 57th
Purdue 84th
Illinois 80th
Nebrantska 74th
Rutgers 96th
Maryland 105th
Penn State 13th

Also:
Jalen Hurts 24 TDs (plus 15 more rushing) 73% 18 ypc 4 INT
Tua Tagovailoa 31 TDs (plus 2 more rushing) 71% 15 ypc 3 INT
Joe Burrow 33 TDs (plus 3 more rushing) 79% 13.5 ypc 4 INT
Jonathan Taylor 15 Tds (4 more receiving) 1,259 yds 6.1 per carry 0 fumbles
Justin Fields 27 TDs (plus 11 more rushing) 68% 13 ypc 1 INT

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 23
Minnesota 27

 

[cloudhawk]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

 

[nolookpass]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

 

[Truant]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I would genuinely like to know what kind of dude you are irl.

 

[nolookpass]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I never played much touch football. But I do know the 4 2 5 work pretty well for Iowa last year against passing teams

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

The Hawkeyes haven't beaten a single good team all year. I think Minnesota might be good. I hope the Hawks can finally get one.

Iowa State away is a quality win.

The one game no one here wants to see played, is now the marquee win.

And regular season, last year too.

 

[CamelTones]

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I never played much touch football. But I do know the 4 2 5 work pretty well for Iowa last year against passing teams

They ran 4-2-5 against Wisconsin, why wouldn’t they run it against Minnesota?

 

[Truant]

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I would genuinely like to know what kind of dude you are irl.

Not your type...sorry.

 

[KitKatApples]

Aint no one catchin any breaks in here

 

[Tugboat]

Iowa’s DBs better get their shit together.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I would genuinely like to know what kind of dude you are irl.

Obviously absolutely miserable.

 

[Bob]

Morgan has been making plays to win ball games. The Hawks are going to need to play a great game in the secondary to win. They are balanced but look to push the ball down the field to 3 Stud receivers.

Kinda jealous.

But fuck them

Hope Iowa goes 4-2-5. The keeps one bad linebacker off the field

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

lol what in the world

 

[Truant]

I bet that worked well in your touch football days. Great input.

I would genuinely like to know what kind of dude you are irl.

Obviously absolutely miserable.

 

[douglasbader]

Any of you fake insiders hearing that Stanley might be out?

 

[nolookpass]

Any of you fake insiders hearing that Stanley might be out?

It won't surprise me. Have you watched the replay? I'm wondering if it might have been, helmet to helmet

 

[CamelTones]

He was one of the available players today.

 

[BuffettHawk]

He's also a captain on Saturday per Kirk:

 

[BuffettHawk]

It seems like he's concussed, but that's just how he normally talks:

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Nice vacant look here

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Any of you fake insiders hearing that Stanley might be out?

It won't surprise me. Have you watched the replay? I'm wondering if it might have been, helmet to helmet

If he was symptom-free on Sunday or Monday, he could start return-to-play and still play Saturday.

 

[thrawn]

 

[cloudhawk]

Any of you fake insiders hearing that Stanley might be out?

Hopefully he got knocked the fuck back to 11/4/17

 

[ChipHilton]

He’s been really good (but not that good of course). Minnesota has too much offense for Iowa I think.

Just a guy with 21 TDS and 4 Ints, 68% completion average and 11 yards per attempt.

Defenses he has faced:
South Dakota State 9th in FCS
Fresno State 89th
Georgia Southern 57th
Purdue 84th
Illinois 80th
Nebrantska 74th
Rutgers 96th
Maryland 105th
Penn State 13th

Also:
Jalen Hurts 24 TDs (plus 15 more rushing) 73% 18 ypc 4 INT
Tua Tagovailoa 31 TDs (plus 2 more rushing) 71% 15 ypc 3 INT
Joe Burrow 33 TDs (plus 3 more rushing) 79% 13.5 ypc 4 INT
Jonathan Taylor 15 Tds (4 more receiving) 1,259 yds 6.1 per carry 0 fumbles
Justin Fields 27 TDs (plus 11 more rushing) 68% 13 ypc 1 INT

I'm certainly not touting him for HT. 2nd team All-Big 10 yes.

 

[Tugboat]

I’ll be happy if Brian can simply avoid the awful bunched up/tight formations on Sat.

 

[Truant]

Just a guy with 21 TDS and 4 Ints, 68% completion average and 11 yards per attempt.

Defenses he has faced:
South Dakota State 9th in FCS
Fresno State 89th
Georgia Southern 57th
Purdue 84th
Illinois 80th
Nebrantska 74th
Rutgers 96th
Maryland 105th
Penn State 13th

Also:
Jalen Hurts 24 TDs (plus 15 more rushing) 73% 18 ypc 4 INT
Tua Tagovailoa 31 TDs (plus 2 more rushing) 71% 15 ypc 3 INT
Joe Burrow 33 TDs (plus 3 more rushing) 79% 13.5 ypc 4 INT
Jonathan Taylor 15 Tds (4 more receiving) 1,259 yds 6.1 per carry 0 fumbles
Justin Fields 27 TDs (plus 11 more rushing) 68% 13 ypc 1 INT

I'm certainly not touting him for HT. 2nd team All-Big 10 yes.

He has been very solid for them in conference play against mostly shitty defenses. I just found it ridiculous to mention his name in the same sentence as the word Heisman. Minnesota fans and media have a long history of getting out over their skis. I believe this to be another example of this history.

 

[douglasbader]

I think Minnesota is obviously more solid than previously thought, but still not willing to crown them until they beat Iowa on the road. Until then, they are who we thought they were.

 

[StanCo]

Hopefully we don't let them off the hook.

 

[26.2]

Any of you fake insiders hearing that Stanley might be out?

I haven't heard anything

 

[Gushawk]

In a way, Dominique Douglas is the founder of HaLo.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I pounded beers with Tim before the game that day as well.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Tim’s kind of a huge asshole but good for him

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Tim’s kind of a huge asshole but good for him

he’s about as odd as it gets. And this is coming from me.

 

[6deuce]

I was blackout drunk during the PSU ass raping in 2012 2nd row behind the PSU bench. Tim was a couple rows behind me. My wife said he was less than impressed with all the child rape jokes I was saying.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Pretty embarrassing that you were too drunk to save those kids.

 

[eclone]

I pounded beers with Tim before the game that day as well.

TYFYS

 

[Harlan]

I was blackout drunk during the PSU ass raping in 2012 2nd row behind the PSU bench. Tim was a couple rows behind me. My wife said he was less than impressed with all the child rape jokes I was saying.

TYFYS

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa only drops to #20 in the rankings and Minnesota is #8.

The rankings were so weird overall. Ohio State dropped from #1 to #2 even though they blew out Maryland. Wisconsin actually dropped a spot after beating a ranked team. Texas goes from unranked all the way to #19. Baylor is undefeated and somehow behind multiple 2 loss teams.

 

[The Game]

Add in Georgia’s 4th with home loss to 4-6 South Carolina. Maybe BCS wasn’t as bad after all.

 

[Gushawk]

Texas in Ames on the ML smells like value to me.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I was blackout drunk during the PSU ass raping in 2012 2nd row behind the PSU bench. Tim was a couple rows behind me. My wife said he was less than impressed with all the child rape jokes I was saying.

That's funny because when I met him in about 2002 or 3 he told me a couple hilarious child rape jokes.

 

[Matt]

I like how Pat Forde is calling this a trap game for Minnesota

good to see he’s still an absolute dumb fuck

The Gophers (9-0) make the playoff quartet for the first time, powered by their storm-the-field upset of previously unbeaten Penn State. This is the hottest debate in the sport right now, and The Dash will dive into it at greater length in the Second Quarter. As many as eight or nine teams could stake a claim to this spot at the moment, and it figures to be a flashpoint of disagreement from now until early December. Next for Minnesota: at Iowa Saturday, a trap game supreme.