**2026-2027 Iowa Basketball Season Thread**

[AZmessDAWG]

I mean, sorry for telling the truth?

It’s pretty obvious you have a grudge dude

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Ya think?

 

[LifelongHawk]

You have give Ltard a break, he was so excited to be the face of FireFerentz this year. The quality start by the football team is making him even weirder than usual.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s pretty obvious you have a grudge dude

Yes, major grudge against…wait let me check…people I don’t know.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Was there a single person on this board who thought Hank was better than heck?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Does kf post here?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

So you're doubling down?

 

[Gushawk]

Was there a single person on this board who thought Hank was better than heck?

Cletey did.

I was willing to entertain the possibility after 4 games, but no more.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I believe the jury is still out between Heck and Hank even though I'll be shocked if it's not Heck at Minnesota. My galaxy brain theory is that maybe Heck gives us a better chance to beat the Minnesotas, Northwesterns, and Wisconsins of the world, while to have an actual chance in a BTCG or playoff scenario, we'd need Hank's more traditional QB body type. For example we don't know if Heck could stand in there and take that shot Hank took against Michigan on the last drive. Either way, it's great to have two guys that have had some success this early in the season.

 

[douglasbader]

I believe the jury is still out between Heck and Hank even though I'll be shocked if it's not Heck at Minnesota. My galaxy brain theory is that maybe Heck gives us a better chance to beat the Minnesotas, Northwesterns, and Wisconsins of the world, while to have an actual chance in a BTCG or playoff scenario, we'd need Hank's more traditional QB body type. For example we don't know if Heck could stand in there and take that shot Hank took against Michigan on the last drive. Either way, it's great to have two guys that have had some success this early in the season.

Fence riding fucking pussy. Fuck you.

Grow some balls, you cocksucker.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

So you're doubling down?

Yes, because I’m not retarded.

Heck should be the qb because he earned it.

Peyton McCollum should be at Simpson because he earned it.

 

[Creed]

Yes, because I’m not retarded.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

I mean, what in the fuck? I kinda thought it was a dumb schtick.

 

[tallperson54]

Let's see what Jimmy Sullivan has in the tank

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What is the fucking problem here? Hank is starting in spite of being outperformed by heck for reasons so mysterious that they can’t be explained.

Peyton is on a fucking scholarship despite having no college offers above D3. I would not give a shit but we were literally complaining about the same thing with the past TWO coaches.

are people really going to argue this?

 

[Laplace]

 

[6deuce]

What is the fucking problem here? Hank is starting in spite of being outperformed by heck for reasons so mysterious that they can’t be explained.

Peyton is on a fucking scholarship despite having no college offers above D3. I would not give a shit but we were literally complaining about the same thing with the past TWO coaches.

are people really going to argue this?

I’m going to trust that the coach that took Iowa to its first elite 8 in 40 years knows better than Captain Cul-de-sac

 

[CleteyColgate]

What is the fucking problem here? Hank is starting in spite of being outperformed by heck for reasons so mysterious that they can’t be explained.

Peyton is on a fucking scholarship despite having no college offers above D3. I would not give a shit but we were literally complaining about the same thing with the past TWO coaches.

are people really going to argue this?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Lol. Unreal.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m going to trust that the coach that took Iowa to its first elite 8 in 40 years knows better than Captain Cul-de-sac

I’m sure having his kid on the team was the difference.

and look, we have 4-5 top PG’s interested in us and don’t sign any of them? That’s weirdly familiar.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m sure having his kid on the team was the difference.

and look, we have 4-5 top PG’s interested in us and don’t sign any of them? That’s weirdly familiar.

Lol

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That’s all you get from now on.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No big deal! In fact, let’s have both his kids on the team!

 

[6deuce]

No big deal! In fact, let’s have both his kids on the team!

Now you’re getting it

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No big deal! In fact, let’s have both his kids on the team!

Lol

 

[Revolver]

I’m sure having his kid on the team was the difference.

and look, we have 4-5 top PG’s interested in us and don’t sign any of them? That’s weirdly familiar.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jesus, it just keeps going

 

[Billy Butters]

LOL, the tailpipe at the end got me for some reason.

 

[The Dad]

That guy can pee really effectively with a boner.

 

[BBK]

That guy can pee really effectively with a boner.

It's an art

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Gushawk]

From you lips to God’s ears, Big

 

[AZmessDAWG]

From you lips to God’s ears, Big

It’s almost like he’s not gonna end up being the same player as he was when he got here.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I wouldn’t go that far

 

[The Dad]

It’s almost like he’s not gonna end up being the same player as he was when he got here.

My favorite highlight in the previous video is when he catches the pass at the top of the key and takes 6 steps before he comes to a stop. Moving different!

 

[Gushawk]

It’s almost like he’s not gonna end up being the same player as he was when he got here.

I think the outstanding question is whether he’ll ever be able to competently guard a player who can dribble.

 

[Creed]

Saved.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I think the outstanding question is whether he’ll ever be able to competently guard a player who can dribble.

You mean at 6’11” be able to guard someone who faces up and drives?

 

[Gushawk]

We’ve asked him to do it to poor results before and I’m sure we’ll ask him to do it again, especially if he’s playing some 4

 

[douglasbader]

Gus, I love you, but holy shit you're retarded.

 

[Gushawk]

I think our boy will be a significant offensive asset probably beginning this year. But there will be games where his defense is a considerable liability, and his minutes will be curtailed as a result. As my retard in arms might quip - is that really controversial?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I think our boy will be a significant offensive asset probably beginning this year. But there will be games where his defense is a considerable liability, and his minutes will be curtailed as a result. As my retard in arms might quip - is that really controversial?

Well considering you thought he was never ever going to be any good I’ll consider this a win.

 

[Monster]

Players never get any better from the moment they step on campus. That's just what you are going to get.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Certainly not any qbs

 

[Gushawk]

Players never get any better from the moment they step on campus. That's just what you are going to get.

now that would be a retarded thing to say

 

[Monster]

now that would be a retarded thing to say

Lol it's been strongly implied about a million times.