**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Pinehawk]

If Matt Campbell wore one of TH Otzelberger’s polo shirts, you wouldn’t even be able to see the logo.

 

[BBK]

If Matt Campbell were in Congress, he would never vote yay

 

[ISUFan98]

Nate Oats is Matt Campbell's favorite basketball coach.

 

[Wanderer]

Why does Matt Campbell cough so much? Because he's a bit horse.

 

[BBK]

Matt Campbell never orders a main course, preferring to make selections from the hors d'oeuvre menu

 

[BBK]

Now that he lives in Pennsylvania, Matt Campbell's favourite place to be is in Philly

 

[BBK]

When Matt Campbell goes shoe shopping, he visits the local blacksmith

 

[Fletch]

In college, kids feared getting caught smoking grass. Except Matt Campbell who feared getting caught eating it.

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell’s favorite tv show is Graze Anatomy.

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell’s two best friends are Clyde and Dale.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Matt Campbell is a faggot

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell is a faggot

 

[Mysterio]

Matt Campbell’s favorite tv show is Graze Anatomy.

gays anatomy

 

[BngHawk]

Matt Campbell: Stable genius.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If Matt Campbell were in Congress, he would never vote yay

Matt campbell would vote hay

 

[turtley78]

Neigh, you dork.

 

[Kamala]

Matt campbell would vote hay

 

[Thrawn II]

Matt campbell would vote hay

How about you just go eat some hay? You can make things out of clay and lay by the bay.

 

[KitKatApples]

He just may!

 

[ABeardedDragon]

What do you say?

 

[Shawneemicks]

@AZmessDAWG is gay!

 

[brantshawks]

 

[newsbreaker]

No. Fucking. Way.

 

[BBK]

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I love her.

 

[Fletch]

Beebs is a Swifty?

 

[Karl Hungus]

Beebs is a Swifty?

His worst trait

 

[BBK]

Beebs is a Swifty?

Oh God

 

[brantshawks]

I love her.

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I will always love a Saving Silverman gif.

 

[BBK]

She's not really my type either. Im here for the music

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I didn't realize McKeever's parents were both normal size. Talk about freak genetics (he doesn't look like he has a pituitary disroder or marfans)

 

[BBK]

Imagine the size of that kids hammer

 

[brantshawks]

Why?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Why not really

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I didn't realize McKeever's parents were both normal size. Talk about freak genetics (he doesn't look like he has a pituitary disroder or marfans)

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His dad can't even be 6 foot tall

 

[Gushawk]

*“dad”

 

[Monster]

Imagine the size of that kids hammer

Way ahead of you.

 

[BBK]

Why?

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

At least he confirmed that he’s moving on.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Stomper15]

Wonder what Pavia is going to do.

 

[Monster]

Wonder what Pavia is going to do.

If he's eligible he'd be absolutely stupid to not go back. 5 million NIL.

 

[KitKatApples]

Eat poop

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

This actually makes some sense IMO. The classes before them got 5 years due to Covid. The classes after them get 5 years under the new rules. Kinda dumb to just leave them on an island when it would be much easier to just say fuck it and give them the extra year too.

 

[Monster]

Wouldn't that be awesome? Hurkett, too.

 

[douglasbader]

Wouldn't that be awesome? Hurkett, too.

No, it wouldn't be awesome. They played their time. Move on.

I'm happy that McCollum told Banks to go somewhere else. It's the right thing to do.

 

[Monster]

No, it wouldn't be awesome. They played their time. Move on.

I'm happy that McCollum told Banks to go somewhere else. It's the right thing to do.

Well, I disagree. Graves is in shape and ready to help the dline. He likely won't make the Ravens. Besides your "they played their time" rock solid reasoning, do you have anything else?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hurkett already got at least 5 years