**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Pinehawk]

If Matt Campbell wore one of TH Otzelberger’s polo shirts, you wouldn’t even be able to see the logo.

 

[BBK]

If Matt Campbell were in Congress, he would never vote yay

 

[ISUFan98]

Nate Oats is Matt Campbell's favorite basketball coach.

 

[Wanderer]

Why does Matt Campbell cough so much? Because he's a bit horse.

 

[BBK]

Matt Campbell never orders a main course, preferring to make selections from the hors d'oeuvre menu

 

[BBK]

Now that he lives in Pennsylvania, Matt Campbell's favourite place to be is in Philly

 

[BBK]

When Matt Campbell goes shoe shopping, he visits the local blacksmith

 

[Fletch]

In college, kids feared getting caught smoking grass. Except Matt Campbell who feared getting caught eating it.

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell’s favorite tv show is Graze Anatomy.

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell’s two best friends are Clyde and Dale.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Matt Campbell is a faggot

 

[Fletch]

Matt Campbell is a faggot

 

[Mysterio]

Matt Campbell’s favorite tv show is Graze Anatomy.

gays anatomy

 

[BngHawk]

Matt Campbell: Stable genius.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If Matt Campbell were in Congress, he would never vote yay

Matt campbell would vote hay

 

[turtley78]

Neigh, you dork.

 

[Kamala]

Matt campbell would vote hay

 

[Thrawn II]

Matt campbell would vote hay

How about you just go eat some hay? You can make things out of clay and lay by the bay.

 

[KitKatApples]

He just may!