**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Thomas Wolsey]

What a stupid fucking thing to get tattooed on you in the first place.

Maaayyybe if the number on the right were zero. But most tattoos are dumb

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

What does @26.2 have tattooed on his arm

“Cum Dumpster”

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sooooo nothing on Alvaro yet?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Sooooo nothing on Alvaro yet?

I’m checking with my sources. Stay tuned!!!

 

[iowa4ever20]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I also want Ben to coach at Iowa for 15 years

 

[26.2]

“Cum Dumpster”

I will be in LA next week, so you have a decent opportunity to say that to my fucking face. Want to try it, Cheech?

 

[Fletch]

I also want Ben to coach at Iowa for 15 years

We, mav.

 

[douglasbader]

I will be in LA next week, so you have a decent opportunity to say that to my fucking face. Want to try it, Cheech?

This makes sense because most guys do fuck your face

 

[26.2]

This makes sense because most guys do fuck your face

I knew I should have whooped your ass in LA in November!

 

[douglasbader]

You wish, sweetheart

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

What a stupid fucking thing to get tattooed on you in the first place.

You have to understand that many of these players are still children without fully developed brains.

 

[hawkeyealum]

But well past marriage age

 

[rodg12]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Twitter says Drew McKeever, 7’2” center from St. Mary’s someone to keep an eye on.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fuck me. Scooped.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Is he any good? He didn't block many shots or shoot that well being in a tiny conference.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Defend & rebound is the hope I assume

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck me. Scooped.

It also says he’s 7’3” you stupid fuck

 

[KitKatApples]

Also he would be a solid addition to the Iowa Hawkeyes in my opinion

 

[kenos]

Is he a big mother fucker? Can he block a shot and grab a rebound?

Then yes.

Iowa needs a big mantis mother fucker and a small quick mother fucker. Done.

 

[TurdBurgler]

I figured all or most of the st Mary's transfers would follow their coach to ASU.

 

[cloudhawk]

Maybe this guy doesn't like nice weather and hot chicks you ever think about that

 

[KitKatApples]

If he’s a miserable homo than sign him up for a HALO membership

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Iowa needs a big mantis mother fucker and a small quick mother fucker.

 

[Iowatheltics]

He can’t enter the portal before his big meet and great at the Vine in Coralville!!!

I heard he has cancelled the meet and greet

The Vine FB: Unfortunately we need to cancel our event this Sunday with Alvaro Folgueiras. I have been in touch with Alvaro and his agent, and unfortunately, international athletes have stricter rules regarding NIL in order to comply with their visas. We have been trying to find a solution, but ultimately we need to act in the best interests of Alvaro’s career. We apologize to everyone who was looking forward to this event as much as we were. We will continue to hold these type of events regularly and hope to see everyone at the next show.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[jandj]

Is he a big mother fucker? Can he block a shot and grab a rebound?

Then yes.

Iowa needs a big mantis mother fucker and a small quick mother fucker. Done.

I love the way you don’t waste words and get right to the point.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Was the speculation that he’s portaling based on this cancelled event?

 

[hawkstud44]

Was the speculation that he’s portaling based on this cancelled event?

No

 

[Lee Beevers]

FWIW my guy told me the Folgers talks haven’t been going well.

 

[Revolver]

FWIW my guy told me the Folgers talks haven’t been going well.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

But you can imagine what it would be like.

 

[Geese]

But you can imagine what it would be like.

Now you're just quoting movies

 

[Revolver]

Now you're just quoting movies

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’d like to be wrong! Been wrong as fuck before.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Now you're just quoting movies

Nothing gets by you.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’d like to be wrong! Been wrong as fuck before.

wtf are you even talking about? The talks between him and Iowa?

 

[Lee Beevers]

wtf are you even talking about? The talks between him and Iowa?

Yes and the initial thought of what he was worth next season.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Yes and the initial thought of what he was worth next season.

Iowa has already said they are moving on from him. Mutual decision he should leave and get paid. Did you miss that?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It was reported by our man @douglasbader

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa has already said they are moving on from him. Mutual decision he should leave and get paid. Did you miss that?

I must have. I’ve been working. Sorry, bub!!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

It was reported by our man @douglasbader

Rascal I don’t see anything!!!!

 

[Revolver]

I must have. I’ve been working. Sorry, bub!!!

That’s a whale of a shift, Lee.

 

[Geese]

It was reported by our man @douglasbader

Gas man reported it? He lies a lot just so you know

 

[Lee Beevers]

That’s a whale of a shift, Lee.

We have an earnings call next Tuesday. It’s the quarterly one so people need to ask me questions I’ve answered three times over the last months.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Rascal I don’t see anything!!!!

It's very likely that Alvaro is moving on.

Yep, he's entering the portal, likely today. It's more Iowa than Alvaro, but it's mutual on some level. His $1m+ for a 7th man not worth it and going to get a (likely) expensive true center and PG.

Idiot IowaFan will freak out, but with Koch / Thompson / Harris on the wing and them needing a high level PG and C, it makes a lot of sense to use that $1m elsewhere.

 

[Lee Beevers]

He didn’t enter the portal did he?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Whatever Iowa paid him this year was probably too much anyways. A higher payday makes no sense. Let some dumbass overpay like Iowa did with Hausen this year. Supposedly Iowa spent 5 million on Folgers, Hausen, and Stirtz.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He didn’t enter the portal did he?

Not yet.