**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[The Incredible Hawk]

Bald pair* in reference to your hairless legs.

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

 

[The Dad]

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

@6deuce - are you lying or is he?

 

[The Dad]

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

While it’s true I’m bald, somehow your fivehead is still larger than mine.

Not sure a guy whose hairline starts in the troposphere should be making bald jokes but whatever.

 

[6deuce]

@6deuce - are you lying or is he?

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

 

[The Dad]

 

[KitKatApples]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

 

[26.2]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

Definitely seems like the type

 

[Lee Beevers]

Deauce el Padre and TIH should all definitely kill themselves for this even being a discussion.

 

[The Dad]

Deauce el Padre and TIH should all definitely kill themselves for this even being a discussion.

Are you not entertained midget?

 

[6deuce]

That’s a call out. Lee is probably going to be sobbing into his gabagool.

 

[KitKatApples]

While he sits all provolone

 

[26.2]

That’s a call out. Lee is probably going to be sobbing into his gabagool.

He hardly has time to do this given he's spending most of his days chasing around his 6 step kids

 

[rodg12]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

You aren’t misremembering. I was just prepping for track season as the elite do.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

While it’s true I’m bald, somehow your fivehead is still larger than mine.

Not sure a guy whose hairline starts in the troposphere should be making bald jokes but whatever.

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

 

[6deuce]

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

 

[LifelongHawk]

You aren’t misremembering. I was just prepping for track season as the elite do.

Wait, you shaved your legs for high school track?
What event, and how much time do you think it saved?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Wait, you shaved your legs for high school track?
What event, and how much time do you think it saved?

I have no idea. I shaved them for college track as well.

 

[Mysterio]

always good to add another hawk to the nba

 

[The Dad]

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

Speaking of projecting, we’re having a block party next week. Is your forehead available for us to show movies to the kids on?