**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

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If Brown is named the starter it’s because he gives us the best chance to win. Case closed. End of debate.
 

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What’s that say about the defense…?
If the defense is struggling, which wouldn’t be a surprise, I have faith in Parker’s ability to make them adequate.

I can’t remember the last time Iowa had a bad defense.
 
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Yikes.

Hank Brown is a fucking pants shitter, boyz. I've seen that guy play at Iowa before and his name was Peaches. He runs way better, but his happy feet in the pocket are bad and his wind up and throw takes forever and gets batted down too much for a 6'4'' guy. The best throws he had were after getting flushed out of the pocket on the move running for his life. I'm 95% sure he fucking sucks.

Hecklinski is super calm in the pocket despite his height. Dropping in calm, collected beautiful dimes. Is he great? No. Is he good enough at Iowa and better than anything not named last few games of the year Gronowski since Nate Stanley? Yep.
 

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Kirk and Lester should just declare Hecklinski the starter this week. Get it down and stop all the dumb questions and distraction. Kid's Day just gave them perfect cover.

If Hecklinski sucks when the season starts, just replace him with Brown. Problem solved. Don't fucking play this out 3+ more weeks.

Which is exactly what they will do though.
 

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I just watched that Brown highlight. He looks bad even by Iowa standards.

He looks so bad I really can't imagine that the next couple guys on the depth chart are worse.
 

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I just watched that Brown highlight. He looks bad even by Iowa standards.

He looks so bad I really can't imagine that the next couple guys on the depth chart are worse.
I was kinda hoping he was sick today. Like AIDs or something. As an explanation.
 

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You have to start Hecklinski week 1. If he sucks you go to Brown. You start Brown week 1 and he struggles, bring in Hecklinski, he looks like he did on kids day and the entire fan base flips shit.

You avoid all headaches by making Hecklinski the starter.
 

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The drop off seems fairly severe. We probably need to put Hecklinski in a bubble until the season starts
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You have to start Hecklinski week 1. If he sucks you go to Brown. You start Brown week 1 and he struggles, bring in Hecklinski, he looks like he did on kids day and the entire fan base flips shit.

You avoid all headaches by making Hecklinski the starter.
I do think the evidence of today and media pressure will be great enough they can't possibly screw this up. I hope they don't choose to play this out 3 more weeks for no reason.
 

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The sooner they settle in on Heck as starter the better. I get that they want to keep Hank engaged and all that shit, but this team has three games before the big boys show up. Having a legit #1 guy now is waaaaay the fuck better then having them share time the first few weeks of the season.
 

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With the structure of college football today, and being in the Big Ten, you have to start acting like it. This is why you bring in 5 QBs and don’t just assume someone is your guy. Brown will get the opportunity to move on. You’ll get the chance to bring in someone else.

The missed deep ball to James and the missed sideline throw to the tight end just can’t happen. Especially when you consider there’s a chance the defense could be pretty blah by Iowa standards.
 

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The sooner they settle in on Heck as starter the better. I get that they want to keep Hank engaged and all that shit, but this team has three games before the big boys show up. Having a legit #1 guy now is waaaaay the fuck better then having them share time the first few weeks of the season.
Jimmy is too tiny to make it healthy and entire season unfortunately
 
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