**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Shawneemicks]

I hate agreeing with this retard, but I agree that it is stupid to have ESPN in charge of the whole thing.

Means a lot coming from a retard of your caliber

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Means a lot coming from a retard of your caliber

Sometimes I go volunteer, and I see retards together living their best life.

 

[cloudhawk]

They really need to stop doing early season rankings and letting things settle. Good teams will show themselves based on their play and if you want to get out front of it- schedule good games early and win them.

 

[BuffettHawk]

They really need to stop doing early season rankings and letting things settle. Good teams will show themselves based on their play and if you want to get out front of it- schedule good games early and win them.

Especially in the era of NIL. You don't know when the next Indiana or UCLA is going to pop up and be dominant for a season or two.

 

[RazHawk]

They just need to go back to the BCS to pick the 24 teams.

Iowa wants as much chaos as possible in the Big 12 - BYU, Houston, and Texas Tech all dropping one more.

As painful and unlikely as it is - should also be cheering for Nebrantska in the next two, and Illinois upsetting UCLA would be a good thing. Want Wisconsin to win out as well.

That would be the path where a 10-2 Iowa would undeniably get in the playoff.

Additionally, there are some crazy ass scenarios that can play out in the B10, you could have a 7 way tie for CCG:

UCLA loses to Illinois & USC (not completely crazy) - 10-2 final record.
Indiana loses to USC, then wins out. 10-2 final record.
Oregon Wins out. 9-3 final record, but 7-2 B10 record..
Ohio State wins out, so it's 9-3, but 7-2 B10 record.
USC wins out - it's 10-2.
Wisconsin wins out, its 9-3, but 7-2 B10 record.
Iowa wins out, 10-2, 7-2.

That would leave you with UCLA/Indiana/Oregon/Iowa/USC/Ohio State/Wisconsin all at 7-2 in the B10....Not a great chance of it playing out that way, but would be nuts if it did.

 

[BBK]

If my aunt had a dick, she would be my uncle

 

[Monster]

If my aunt had a dick, she would be my uncle

You might be upset to hear this, but I went drinking with her recently and she got really hammered and took off her pants and, well, weiner.

 

[Monster]

If it helps, she was extremely well endowed. Runs in the family?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Why were you both taking off your pants

 

[Monster]

Why were you both taking off your pants

No, just her. Re-read it

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

How dare you speak of Beeb’s beloved cunt like that? She lived her life a decent person.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

No, just her. Re-read it

I saw what I wanted

 

[Hawk&Balls]

How dare you speak of Beeb’s beloved cunt like that? She lived her life a decent person.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

No, just her. Re-read it

At least somebody got a bj.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[Herky823]

Delta prices are going up, service level seems to be going down and the lounges are crowded all of the time.

But they always have Curb on the IFE, so they're OK by me.

 

[BBK]

One of my aunt's is surprisingly good looking for a woman who just turned 70 (and this is coming from me).

She also appeared to have a case of Squawkitis

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Rules

 

[Grape Ape]

One of my aunt's is surprisingly good looking for a woman who just turned 70 (and this is coming from me).

She also appeared to have a case of Squawkitis

 

[brantshawks]