**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Malickfan]

You should try first

Patience Status: Low

 

[RazHawk]

Is there any chance Ohio State could be a night game? I assume NBC would need to have first choice that week, ND is away, so shouldn't be a conflict there.

If Iowa beats Michigan that could be a Gameday game, but even if they lose to UM, it's the best B10 matchup that day for sure, so it probably falls to whoever has first pick?

 

[Kamala]

Is there any chance Ohio State could be a night game? I assume NBC would need to have first choice that week, ND is away, so shouldn't be a conflict there.

If Iowa beats Michigan that could be a Gameday game, but even if they lose to UM, it's the best B10 matchup that day for sure, so it probably falls to whoever has first pick?

Yes, there is a chance

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Considering we know nothing, sure, there's a chance.

 

[RazHawk]

Doing some more digging on Dochterman's earlier projections, he seems to think it will be CBS:

 

[cloudhawk]

You guys looking to leave your TV's on to boost numbers or what?

 

[Malickfan]

Considering we know nothing, sure, there's a chance.

 

[jquintana]

Technically 2027.

Not really a huge fan of more early in the year games. One game in the 90 degree range is plenty for me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I do like another easy game before Iowa state

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Or we could make ISU the easy game.

 

[Monster]

Technically 2027.

Not really a huge fan of more early in the year games. One game in the 90 degree range is plenty for me.

Fuck that. A week earlier is better. Less time to wait.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fuck that. Playing on Labor Day is already stupid.

 

[26.2]

Technically 2027.

Not really a huge fan of more early in the year games. One game in the 90 degree range is plenty for me.

So don't go dipshit

 

[Shawneemicks]

N Dakota is pretty solid, I’d honestly prefer the ball st game 1st

ball st
N dakota
Clowns

 

[ddevries]

Technically 2027.

Not really a huge fan of more early in the year games. One game in the 90 degree range is plenty for me.

I think Iowa State on Labor Day Weekend would be fun. Could even see it get put in a standalone Sunday window.

 

[26.2]

I think Iowa State on Labor Day Weekend would be fun. Could even see it get put in a standalone Sunday window.

Your sister used to stand alone naked in her window at the dorms every Sunday Freshman year.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I'm concerned that Iowa isn't taking UNI seriously enough

 

[MoneyPit]

I'm concerned that Iowa isn't taking UNI seriously enough

David Johnson isnt walking down the tunnel.(I know you're being facetious)

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[Thrawn II]

football in August is stupid.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

2026 Iowa football only

 

[jquintana]

 

[The Dad]

The excruciating wait for the football season to start is stupid.

 

[RazHawk]

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That under might be the easiest bet of the year

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The excruciating wait for the football season to start is stupid.

Nothing worse than a home opener disrupting an entire day of boating.

 

[Kerky]

Crap this is a sad story. After everything else to die in an ATV crash. I remember how great it was with the connection he had with Telander.

Former Iowa Kid Captain Nile Kron dies at 9 years old

Former University of Iowa Kid Captain, Nile Kron, died on September 15 at 9 years old.

www.kcrg.com

 

[Herky823]

Fuck. That's awful.

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck, he goes through all that just to have a four wheeler take him out. Christ almighty

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

That is awful. I don't get the kids doing ATV/dirt bike thing.

Baseball teammate of my kid (8) goes out to the desert w/ his family and races dirt bikes doing like 50 mph.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

That’s dumb

 

[Lee Beevers]

That is awful. I don't get the kids doing ATV/dirt bike thing.

Baseball teammate of my kid (8) goes out to the desert w/ his family and races dirt bikes doing like 50 mph.

My brother works in the ED at Barnes in St. Louis. He has some shocking stories about when stuff like that goes wrong.

 

[B19Rob]

My brother works in the ED at Barnes in St. Louis. He has some shocking stories about when stuff like that goes wrong.

Priapism is no joke

 

[Monster]

Priapism is no joke

Apparently, it is now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

ATVs seem like a death trap for anyone

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Even that principal that got killed, he was seemingly a respected, normal guy, but he pulls out in front of someone with a Ranger and it’s tragic.

My kids have e scooters like most kids, but they both know they are gone if they don’t wear a helmet. The only other thing we let them drive without supervision is a golf cart. Even that scares me because dipshit boys younger and than them are driving UTV’s unsupervised.

 

[R2-D2]

My brother works in the ED at Barnes in St. Louis. He has some shocking stories about when stuff like that goes wrong.

Well known around here to go to Barnes if you get shot - that place sees some shit. I hope he gets hazard pay. Some of the best docs in the country too so there’s that.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Sort of want?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Even that principal that got killed, he was seemingly a respected, normal guy, but he pulls out in front of someone with a Ranger and it’s tragic.

My kids have e scooters like most kids, but they both know they are gone if they don’t wear a helmet. The only other thing we let them drive without supervision is a golf cart. Even that scares me because dipshit boys younger and than them are driving UTV’s unsupervised.

Most kids absolutely do not have e scooters.

Also, I'm confused about the golf cart thing. Are other kids driving UTV's on the golf course, or are your kids driving golf carts around neighborhoods?

 

[Pedro]

ATVs seem like a death trap for anyone

As somebody who grew up in rural Iowa with a go kart, three-wheeler, four-wheeler, dirt bike, etc...I agree. I nearly killed myself, my sister, and my firends on several different occasions. Somehow we all survived (some broken bones, several concussions, and several life-long scars), and somehow we were all better for it.

 

[Pedro]

Also, I'd like to point out my first helmet ever was when I was skiing/snowboarding in college. Neither of my parents asked me to wear a helmet...ever. I blame them for how retarded I am now.

I currently own seven different helmets.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sort of want?

That’s an incredibly ugly hat.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea but it has the water tower

 

[AZmessDAWG]

People that like that hat, loved the Apex era of Hawkeye gear.

 

[Thrawn II]

Most kids absolutely do not have e scooters.

811, wade.

wade, meet 811.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Most kids absolutely do not have e scooters.

Also, I'm confused about the golf cart thing. Are other kids driving UTV's on the golf course, or are your kids driving golf carts around neighborhoods?

Where do you live? every single kid has one here. Trying to cross an intersection is like a game of galaga with no lasers.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Where do you live? every single kid has one here. Trying to cross an intersection is like a game of galaga with no lasers.

Typical suburban America. Yes, there are a lot of scooters, but I'm guessing maybe 20% of kids under 16 have one.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Guessing they're more prevalent in cul de sac land

 

[Monster]

So weird LW has a warped view of reality. Usually he's spot on.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

yes, my town is passing new laws due to my lack of touch with reality.

 

[Monster]

yes, my town is passing new laws due to my lack of touch with reality.

Wade, you are stunningly dumb.