Feels like the only way we ever lose is if that motherfucker doesn’t get enough touches.It's ill-advised.
Who pissed in your cherios?Elliot Clough has to be the most irritating nerd on the Iowa beat, which puts him in the running for most irritating nerd extant on the planet.
I advise you to just watch and enjoy the game tomorrow with no expectations.I’m torn between Monster on one shoulder and you on the other, and Monster’s side sometimes gets heavy.
Can I also have snacks?I advise you to just watch and enjoy the game tomorrow with no expectations.
I might make some buffalo chicken dip. TBDCan I also have snacks?
You may only have one snack, son.Sounds like you probably should
I’m going to his place to watch the game, he damn well better have snacks.Can I also have snacks?
I suggest you explore through his cabinets and pantry either way.I’m going to his place to watch the game, he damn well better have snacks.
I pissed on your face.Who pissed in your cherios?
Takes a minute to get a good stream going when you're pissing on or in someoneI pissed on your face.
Or when wearing button fly jeansTakes a minute to get a good stream going when you're pissing on or in someone
I’m gonna get in his drawers…… I scooped all of you.I suggest you explore through his cabinets and pantry either way.
I realize he very likely isn't going to house a TD, but he at least has a chance (or to make a solid 10+ yard gain) to in the right situation. When you have a program like Iowa and having a guy with the ability to do that is usually the difference between 8 and 11 win seasons. When Iowa is seriously good (not Bacon Hill 10 win bullshit good), they have guys like that. You can't wait on them to be perfect.To use Big Texan J Hayden Fry's terminology, Jackson's still at the point in his career where he's getting "spoon fed". He has some physical maturation to get done (he just turned 19) and I doubt they want to get him broken before he becomes the 215 pound beast we're hoping to see.
He could get those 3-5 touches against Michigan, but I wouldn't expect big results. Those gaping holes aren't going to be there this week and FCS linebackers and DBs aren't going to be waiting if there is a hole or two.
You’re a very retarded man. Go hawks!!!Correct. He’s gonna play but very sparingly. He may get one shot at a game changing type play.
Williams averaged 25 yards a carry against UNI. There's probably a happy medium between having to play him against Michigan and him not seeing the field.Oh, and you cannot afford now to not get him involved. He's got enough tape and ability that someone else in the Power 4 is going to offer him a scholarship and a chunk of money after this year.
If you wait to season him, he's still potentially staring up at Moulton, Phillips, McNeil and Williams next year as all of them can come back. He might not have any other choice than to go to a Michigan State or similar. You don't want to lose a guy like him. I'd rather see McNeil and Williams walk out the door than Jackson, and I like both of them.
Golden showerI pissed on your face.
Iowa should have hired the bald guy as OC as Lester has recruited too much talentOh, and you cannot afford now to not get him involved. He's got enough tape and ability that someone else in the Power 4 is going to offer him a scholarship and a chunk of money after this year.
If you wait to season him, he's still potentially staring up at Moulton, Phillips, McNeil and Williams next year as all of them can come back. He might not have any other choice than to go to a Michigan State or similar. You don't want to lose a guy like him. I'd rather see McNeil and Williams walk out the door than Jackson, and I like both of them.
Who the fuck said Williams shouldn't play??Williams averaged 25 yards a carry against UNI. There's probably a happy medium between having to play him against Michigan and him not seeing the field.
everyone looks good against UNI.Oh, and you cannot afford now to not get him involved. He's got enough tape and ability that someone else in the Power 4 is going to offer him a scholarship and a chunk of money after this year.
If you wait to season him, he's still potentially staring up at Moulton, Phillips, McNeil and Williams next year as all of them can come back. He might not have any other choice than to go to a Michigan State or similar. You don't want to lose a guy like him. I'd rather see McNeil and Williams walk out the door than Jackson, and I like both of them.
Golden shower