**2026 NCAA Tournament Thread**

[douglasbader]

New season starts this week, boyz. Maryland/Oregon vs. Iowa on Wednesday at 11am. If they win, they play Ohio State at 11am on Thursday and if they win they play Michigan at 11am on Friday.

 

[Verbal]

I think I like their chances better on Thursday than Wednesday.

 

[KitKatApples]

Whamo likes a Sunday even on a Monday

 

[Fletch]

All hail!

 

[Jim Tebow]

Michigan will be rusty and listless. We've got them right where we want them.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[brantshawks]

Whamo likes a Sunday even on a Monday

And he'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[26.2]

This is limited to MENS tournament talk only right?

 

[Herbie2]

This is limited to MENS tournament talk only right?

 

[The Dad]

@Herbie2 - Did you hear the rumor that Hannah Stulke stayed behind last night and partied with the Michigan players?

 

[Russell Ziske]

@Herbie2 - Did you hear the rumor that Hannah Stulke stayed behind last night and partied with the Michigan players?

Where did you hear that?

 

[6deuce]

@Herbie2 - Did you hear the rumor that Hannah Stulke stayed behind last night and partied with the Michigan players?

Did they scissor?

 

[6deuce]

Did they scissor?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

 

[The Dad]

Where did you hear that?

Bader was saying something about it on gunitelounge.com - the number #1 chat site related to all things gunite and gay sex. I read it for the gunite talk.

 

[6deuce]

@The Dad reads Playgirl for the articles.

 

[douglasbader]

Bader was saying something about it on gunitelounge.com - the number #1 chat site related to all things gunite and gay sex. I read it for the gunite talk.

Not me.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Bader was saying something about it on gunitelounge.com - the number #1 chat site related to all things gunite and gay sex. I read it for the gunite talk.

Sounds like you're not getting as much out of it as you could

 

[brantshawks]

Sounds like you're not getting as much out of it as you could

Yep, like paying for the whole seat when you only need the edge.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Are you edging at GuniteLounge.com

 

[KitKatApples]

Yep, like paying for the whole seat when you only need the edge.

Oh he's edging alright

 

[L. Wade Childress]

@Herbie2 - Did you hear the rumor that Hannah Stulke stayed behind last night and partied with the Michigan players?

did they drink at brick town?

 

[Herbie2]

@Herbie2 - Did you hear the rumor that Hannah Stulke stayed behind last night and partied with the Michigan players?

No, I have not heard that. Michigan left a few hours after the loss to Iowa on Saturday and Hannah flew home with the team yesterday evening. so not sure when they would have had a chance to "party" as you say.

 

[6deuce]

No, I have not heard that. Michigan left a few hours after the loss to Iowa on Saturday and Hannah flew home with the team yesterday evening. so not sure when they would have had a chance to "party" as you say.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Looks like one guy must’ve done some proper research.

 

[cloudhawk]

Always been a big KJ fan

 

[cloudhawk]

Oh and fuck Mike and Pyles...assholes

 

[Herbie2]

Always been a big KJ fan

He has Iowa and Penn winning their conference.

A $10 parlay on those 2 would pay $6,065

 

[douglasbader]

Do it.

 

[Herbie2]

Not. A. Chance.

 

[Herbie2]

I do hope Fran has success at Penn, though, so will be fun to watch those games.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

.

 

[BBK]

I mentioned this in the chat, but I think Fran takes the Quakers dancing.

Penn has been the best team in that league the last few weeks. The tournament is at Cornell. Top seeded Yale plays Cornell in the semifinal, a game Yale just lost 10 days ago.

I like Penn to win it

 

[Stomper15]

I mentioned this in the chat, but I think Fran takes the Quakers dancing.

Penn has been the best team in that league the last few weeks. The tournament is at Cornell. Top seeded Yale plays Cornell in the semifinal, a game Yale just lost 10 days ago.

I like Penn to win it

No.

 

[KitKatApples]

Pennus

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I mentioned this in the chat, but I think Fran takes the Quakers dancing.

Penn has been the best team in that league the last few weeks. The tournament is at Cornell. Top seeded Yale plays Cornell in the semifinal, a game Yale just lost 10 days ago.

I like Penn to win it

 

[BBK]

My grandparents fell in love at Cornell College. They met when they were 19.

But this was allegedly after my sweet grandmother let some other fine young man take her to poundtown in a church bell tower there.

It's a story I never heard until she was all loco from Alzheimer's and dementia. She told the story so often my dad knew the early tells and always tried to stop her.

Fond memories never fade, caballeros

 

[BBK]

No.

Watch and learn, papito

 

[cloudhawk]

Now your dad is being taken to poundtown by Fox News and the Trump regime daily and he cant recognize it.

No church belltower though so its understandable. Sad

 

[Mysterio]

I mentioned this in the chat, but I think Fran takes the Quakers dancing.

Penn has been the best team in that league the last few weeks. The tournament is at Cornell. Top seeded Yale plays Cornell in the semifinal, a game Yale just lost 10 days ago.

I like Penn to win it

mccaffrey teams always show up in march....

 

[brantshawks]

mccaffrey teams always show up in march....

Usually carrying the bags for the womens team.

 

[26.2]

My grandparents fell in love at Cornell College. They met when they were 19.

But this was allegedly after my sweet grandmother let some other fine young man take her to poundtown in a church bell tower there.

It's a story I never heard until she was all loco from Alzheimer's and dementia. She told the story so often my dad knew the early tells and always tried to stop her.

Fond memories never fade, caballeros

Did she say what positions she did? I'm curious.

 

[BngHawk]

I think a church bell tower calls for 95% doggy.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Probably some freaky stairs stuff you could do

 

[The Dad]

 

[BngHawk]

Halo’s Poet Laureate James Joyce would have been down for a good bell tower fuck session. Passionate man.

 

[KitKatApples]

"The bells sound a little flat today"

 

[BngHawk]

"The bells sound a little flat today"

Dong! Dong! Dong!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Oregon hasn’t made a field goal 10 minutes into the game.