**Alabama State vs. Iowa Basketball - 11/18/21 - 6:00 pm - BTN**

[L. Wade Childress]

I want to diminish jorbos 3pt record because he’s a huge fucking douche, nothing more.

but he’s our douche.

 

[DonJMiller]

We’re still well in the green for blow jobs too.

/ Doug

 

[Jim]

First time in Carver this year. Felt like a Criminal game with that crowd. Saw Hawkeye Elvis and Mike Gessell. Damn right I wanted to recreate the North Carolina photo, but with me instead of Woody.

 

[Hawkstrat]

LOL at all you guys thinking Iowa will score 100 pts at any point this season

Cletus the tard.

 

[Jim]

I refuse to cheer for Ash with him on scholarship. Eff that. I’d give him a few golf claps as a walk on, but not this “cheer for the kid with a disability” bullshit.

 

[douglasbader]

Austin Ash update....

He's a clown that shoots like a girl. He's at a whopping 7 mpg that Iowa has played. He has the chance to play minutes in roughly 4 more games other than getting mop up time in the final seconds of a Big Ten blowout.

My mouth is and will remain penus free.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I choose to believe this is what Kakert is referencing and not bets

What am I missing?

 

[JD720]

What am I missing?

Kakert’s talking about the point spread.

 

[Creed]

Cletus the tard.

Cletard

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Kakert’s talking about the point spread.

Alabama State is 0-5 on the season, but 5-0 against the spread. Before tonight, they had beat the spread by 6 points or more each game.

 

[BBK]

I hear my man ThunderDoug already purchased kneepads and throat lozenges

 

[The Dad]

What order are we going in? I’m going to pretend I’m being blown by Ken O’Keefe. Not sure how fast that will go.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

What am I missing?

Just a vague Austin Ash joke, based on the Douglas off-season BJ talk

 

[BBK]

What order are we going in? I’m going to pretend I’m being blown by Ken O’Keefe. Not sure how fast that will go.

Naw bra itll be all at the same time. We will be in a circle around him, and cinedoug will be on his knees in the middle wearing nothing but a dog funnel and a hawkeye thong.

 

[Kamala]

Naw bra itll be all at the same time. We will be in a circle around him, and cinedoug will be on his knees in the middle wearing nothing but a dog funnel and a hawkeye thong.

I’m ok if he stays fully dressed

 

[Grandma]

Austin Ash update....

He's a clown that shoots like a girl. He's at a whopping 7 mpg that Iowa has played. He has the chance to play minutes in roughly 4 more games other than getting mop up time in the final seconds of a Big Ten blowout.

My mouth is and will remain penus free.

You're a real life weirdo who thinks he is going to actually have to suck a dick.

 

[BBK]

You're a real life weirdo who thinks he is going to actually have to suck a dick.

A bets a bet.

I haven't eaten 2 bowls of shit for nothin, nana.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Cletus the tard.

I was wrong about that. Should have factored that they were playing the Little Blind Sisters of the Poor

 

[CleteyColgate]

Cletard

You guys need new material

 

[Grandma]

A bets a bet.

I haven't eaten 2 bowls of shit for nothin, nana.

That's nice, honey.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I was wrong about that. Should have factored that they were playing the Little Blind Sisters of the Poor

Way different from every single other year that Iowa has played basketball.

 

[Saul Berkley]

Much like Iowa St, we’d dominate the SWAC.

Yea but they are just more together than us and isn't that what matters? At least that's what I'm told.

 

[TJones3312]

Way different from every single other year that Iowa has played basketball.

Especially this year. Everyone thought we had a tough non conference schedule.

 

[SuperHans]

Fat fuck cost me the cover

 

[CamelTones]

The main takeaway from that game is that they were coached by Mo Williams.

 

[SuperHans]

Ogundele was laughably bad

 

[Jim]

From suits to sweats.

 

[SuperHans]

Ogundele was laughably bad

-10 +/- in his 7:57

 

[Talkin' Goat]

For someone who is a good shooter, Sandfort has had a lot of big ole bricks. Not necessarily worried about it since he’s only a few games in and nerves likely still there. Just an observation as it’s weird to see swish - brick - brick - swish.

 

[SuperHans]

For someone who is a good shooter, Sandfort has had a lot of big ole bricks. Not necessarily worried about it since he’s only a few games in and nerves likely still there. Just an observation as it’s weird to see swish - brick - brick - swish.

He had some nice dimes and a good cut

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Mulva’s feet were indescribably slow. Don’t think we should expect anything from him for quite some time.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I thought Sandfort did a pretty decent job defensively staying in front of his man, and he got caught down low with a guy posting him up a few times where he didn’t give up ground either.

 

[douglasbader]

From suits to sweats.

Having basketball coaches and staff wear suits never made any sense. They all fucking hated it except MAYBE Rick Pitino, Pat Riley and Sherm Dillard.

"Go into this arena that often times is hot, be up and down all night being forced to wear your tight suit jacket and uncomfortable shoes that you have to make sure you don't mark up the floor. Now be completely engaged and coach all night."

Fuck that.

 

[Jim]

Having basketball coaches and staff wear suits never made any sense. They all fucking hated it except MAYBE Rick Pitino, Pat Riley and Sherm Dillard.

"Go into this arena that often times is hot, be up and down all night being forced to wear your tight suit jacket and uncomfortable shoes that you have to make sure you don't mark up the floor. Now be completely engaged and coach all night."

Fuck that.

Business casual then, ha.

I don’t give a shit, just thought it was interesting to see coaches in skinny sweats.

 

[BBK]

The General's fat ass always had a sweater on. The pitstains on those undershirts after a rough night in Assembly Hall were probably a brownish yellow.

 

[HawkBall23]

Ash is worse than I ever remember. High-school girls would be embarrassed at his shooting form. bohannon thinks Ash plays poor defense.

AA plays ole defense by the seat of his pants, I'll give him that.

 

[kenos]

Mulva’s feet were indescribably slow. Don’t think we should expect anything from him for quite some time.

I doubt Fran will get anything out of the 5 spot for a couple of years -- unless he is able to land a competent transfer.

Bowen and Dix will add athleticism and shooting. Looks like a future of small ball. But, that was the makeup of his Siena teams, so there you go.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I don’t like Settles on color

 

[The Dad]

You don’t like him randomly rattling off names from the late 90s teams on every broadcast?

 

[Hawkstrat]

That's my favorite part.

 

[6deuce]

Has done the Speraw golf story at least twice of not theee times already

 

[CamelTones]

Fathers of Iowa players, Gordy bohannon, Kenyon Murray, Chris Kingsbury and Gary Close.

 

[TJones3312]

Fathers of Iowa players, Gordy bohannon, Kenyon Murray, Chris Kingsbury and Gary Close.

Did we ever figure out why Close was on the list?

 

[B19Rob]

Mulva’s feet were indescribably slow. Don’t think we should expect anything from him for quite some time.

Can I expect him to get a fucking haircut at least?

 

[The Dad]

Mulva’s feet > Josh O’s hands

 

[nolookpass]

will The Key lead the nation in assists? Maybe, maybe not.

-Randy Peterson

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Nunge with 14 and 14 against Ohio state hurts a little after watching Iowa's post options

 

[Bob Sanders]

Seeing that we tied the 3-pt record that was previously set in 2018 made me curious how many JBo hit in that game. Looked it up and he had six. The other 13?
Weiskamp - 5
Ash - 3
Moss - 2
M. Baer, Dailey, and N. Hobbs (who?!) - 1

Nicolas Hobbs was a walkon guard who played in 12 games for Iowa between 2018-2021. His career 3-point percentage is 40% (2-5).

I went down a tangential rabbit hole and noticed that Michael Baer is averaging ~25 mpg through 3 games at Sienna this year. He's 2-14 from the field. Oof.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Nunge with 14 and 14 against Ohio state hurts a little after watching Iowa's post options

Hard to fault the guy for wanting a change after everything that went on for him, but he would make a *huge* difference in Iowa's overall quality this year. Shame.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Really pisses me off how selfish Nunge was by leaving. Didn’t give two shits what I wanted.