Banks vs Vandy

[The Dad]

I thought about updating this thread the other day. The last month has been great. It has rained like crazy and we are even supposed to get some snow on Christmas Eve.

http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KATT/2011/12/24/DailyHistory.html?req_city=Austin&req_state=TX&req_statename=Texas

12/24/2011: Snow 0.00 in

BAAAAMMMM!!!!!

THREAD OVER FOR ALL TIME

LOL Mikey.

 

[douglasbader]

Whatever thinks Eric May is better than Devyn Marble.

/thread over

Anyone who doesn't realize that Lick is a freaking outstanding coach at this point doesn't know the first thing about Basketball. If you give him another 2 years, he is going to have one of the best teams in the Big Ten every single year.
- douglasbader

/BAM END OF THREAD

National Coach of the Year, brah.

Still, not even that was even close to as retarded as saying Eric May was better than Marble.

 

[Whatever]

Whatever thinks Eric May is better than Devyn Marble.

/thread over

Anyone who doesn't realize that Lick is a freaking outstanding coach at this point doesn't know the first thing about Basketball. If you give him another 2 years, he is going to have one of the best teams in the Big Ten every single year.
- douglasbader

/BAM END OF THREAD

National Coach of the Year, brah.

Still, not even that was even close to as retarded as saying Eric May was better than Marble.

:rotf: Dougie double down. I'll let the board be the judge on that one.

 

[douglasbader]

I found a picture of Mikey.

 

[Whatever]

End of Thread???????????

 

[douglasbader]

Thread OVER!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Dad]

I found a picture of Mikey. Let us not forget this faggot lives with his in-laws and owns a cat. Also, his brother might be retarded.

That kid's head is 4 times the size of mine, yet he has about 8 times the hair coverage I do.

Sometimes life ain't fair.

 

[douglasbader]

Sorry, Mikey, game fucking over. Shut it down!!!!

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[L. Wade Childress]

lol this is great

 

[douglasbader]

lol this is great

I'm having a lot of fun actually.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

its like a huge king of the mountain battle in the snow. i jump in and kick some ass, then i take a rock in the face and get pummeled for awhile, then a few people duck out to catch their breath while others jump back in fresh and start throwing haymakers. eventually someone will end up with stitches and someone will end up crying and the principal will give us all detention.

 

[Herky823]

holy fucking shit.

JVB continues to roll banks in the "shit ive killed" department

i mean holy fucking shit

http://www.kcrg.com/sports/hawkeyes/James-Vandenberg-Bagged-A-Big-Buck-173512451.html

The buck my college roommate got last December was the 4th largest Iowa whitetail

Got a score of 230 with 28 pts.

/Csb

 

[L. Wade Childress]

pic?

 

[Herky823]

Ha

 

[MoneyPit]

I found a picture of Mikey. Let us not forget this faggot lives with his in-laws and owns a cat. Also, his brother might be retarded.

 

[jabberjaw]

Ha

I bet he'd be a better QB than Vandenberg.

 

[Herky823]

I found a picture of Mikey. Let us not forget this faggot lives with his in-laws and owns a cat. Also, his brother might be retarded.

Don't talk about our brother that way!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

holy shitballs

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Doug thinks the NFL is salivating over Kirk Ferentz.

/thread over

FIFY

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Whatever thinks Eric May is better than Devyn Marble.

/thread over

Anyone who doesn't realize that Lick is a freaking outstanding coach at this point doesn't know the first thing about Basketball. If you give him another 2 years, he is going to have one of the best teams in the Big Ten every single year.
- douglasbader

/BAM END OF THREAD

National Coach of the Year, brah.

Still, not even that was even close to as retarded as saying Eric May was better than Marble.

Doug's evaluation of coaches is always spot-on. He really knows his stuff.

 

[douglasbader]

About as good as your evaluation of "women", huh?

 

[Herky823]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

 

[Lime]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?p=1637734#post1637734

 

[douglasbader]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

He fucked a guy and then changed the story around to make it look like it was just his friends who did it.

 

[Revolver]

roughly 11 more points than he will score this weekend

There was a 30 pointer running open further down the field, but he missed it. Checked down to this one.

Ferentz was happy with the decision because he didn't want it to look like Vandy was running up the score.

At least The Dad has been funny in this crazy shitfest.

 

[BBK]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

He fucked a guy and then changed the story around to make it look like it was just his friends who did it.

LOL. No, if I remember correctly, he just fondled one of the trannies. Or he thinks he remembers it that way. It sounds like they were fairly drunk. One of those trannies may have gaped him for all he knows.

 

[Herky823]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?p=1637734#post1637734

:shock:

The sad thing is, I remember that post after reading it. How do I forget that but remember a whole host of stupid shit that's posted on here?

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I lose track. What did Pierce do with a woman and why is it in quotes? Was she a man?

He fucked a guy and then changed the story around to make it look like it was just his friends who did it.

Exactly. Because I was in danger of a bunch of cyber-strangers somehow getting their hands on the non-existent video tapes that would implicate me. But you were bound to hear the story at some point, so I decided to get out in front of it but switched around some details so that it was my friend that nailed a Thai hooker. Nothing gets past you!

 

[douglasbader]

So basically you fucked a guy. Got it.

 

[BBK]

Chicks with dicks, Dougie. In this day and age where folks are having horribly racist conversations in Austin sportsbar bathrooms, I thought you of all people would be a bit less close-minded and judgemental.

 

[douglasbader]

Chicks with dicks, Dougie. In this day and age where folks are having horribly racist conversations in Austin sportsbar bathrooms, I thought you of all people would be a bit less close-minded and judgemental.

Not judging, just stating the facts bro!

 

[BBK]

Oh. My bad. Carry on then, my friend.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

So basically you fucked a guy. Got it.

Slander. My reputation on an internet message board among total strangers that I will never meet has been irreparably damaged by your false claims. This is serious.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

This thread is like a game of diarrhea dodge ball. Some people are getting hit in the face and even some bystanders are getting splattered.

 

[BBK]

So basically you fucked a guy. Got it.

Slander. My reputation on an internet message board among total strangers that I will never meet has been irreparably damaged by your false claims. This is serious.

How big was it? I'm asking for AZ.

 

[douglasbader]

So basically you fucked a guy. Got it.

Slander. My reputation on an internet message board among total strangers that I will never meet has been irreparably damaged by your false claims. This is serious.

Nobody in the history of the world has ever lied to strangers, especially about something like fucking a dude.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

This thread is like a game of diarrhea dodge ball. Some people are getting hit in the face and even some bystanders are getting splattered.

Yeah, that escalated quickly!

What I've learned is that Doug is utterly humorless. He says stupid shit on occasion like everyone else but if you bust his balls, he goes fucking mental.

 

[douglasbader]

This thread is like a game of diarrhea dodge ball. Some people are getting hit in the face and even some bystanders are getting splattered.

Yeah, that escalated quickly!

What I've learned is that Doug is utterly humorless. He says stupid shit on occasion like everyone else but if you bust his balls, he goes fucking mental.

Only one of us has fucked a dude and it isn't me!

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Nobody in the history of the world has ever lied to strangers, especially about something like fucking a dude.

Is there something you're trying to say? You're safe here, among friends.

 

[douglasbader]

Nobody in the history of the world has ever lied to strangers, especially about something like fucking a dude.

Is there something you're trying to say? You're safe here, among friends.

I'm saying it. You fucked a guy.

 

[Santa Anna's Leg]

What did pierce do to flip Doug's hair trigger psycho switch here?

 

[douglasbader]

What did pierce do to flip Doug's hair trigger psycho switch here?

Pointing out someone had sex with a shemale isn't flipping a switch Sal. You can put down your sword and slowly get off the horse.

 

[BBK]

What did pierce do to flip Doug's hair trigger psycho switch here?

Have you ever banged a tranny, SAL?

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Only one of us has fucked a dude and it isn't me!

Doth protest too much.

 

[BBK]

Even if you didn't bang the tranny, Pierce, do you sometimes think that maybe you should have? It could have been a beautiful, life-changing experience for you, and now you'll never know.

 

[Santa Anna's Leg]

Pointing out someone had sex with a shemale isn't flipping a switch Sal. You can put down your sword and slowly get off the horse.

C'mon Doug, we know that's not how you work. Pierce is getting the full on treatment? What did he do to earn it? Was he on the opposite side from you in the great banks vs vandy debate?

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

What did pierce do to flip Doug's hair trigger psycho switch here?

I made light of his coaching evaluation skills. I know, pretty serious stuff. Anyway, Doug pulled up a thread where I told a story from Thailand. He has determined that I switched the details around. Just another day on HALO...

 

[Santa Anna's Leg]

I made light of his coaching evaluation skills. I know, pretty serious stuff. Anyway, Doug pulled up a thread where I told a story from Thailand. He has determined that I switched the details around. Just another day on HALO...

Ahh....sounds right.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Even if you didn't bang the tranny, Pierce, do you sometimes think that maybe you should have? It could have been a beautiful, life-changing experience for you, and now you'll never know.

Are you saying its too late?

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Ahh....sounds right.

Ironically, I didn't pick a side in the debate. He has a hard-on for me for some reason. Wait, that didn't come out right...