Banks vs Vandy

[The Dad]

How Doug finds the time and energy to contantly fight all of us douchebags, I'll never know. But goddamn, I sure love that he does.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Ahh....sounds right.

Ironically, I didn't pick a side in the debate. He has a hard-on for me for some reason. Wait, that didn't come out right...

You really don't need to pick a side in a debate with doug because he argues both sides generally.

 

[douglasbader]

What did pierce do to flip Doug's hair trigger psycho switch here?

I made light of his coaching evaluation skills. I know, pretty serious stuff. Anyway, Doug pulled up a thread where I told a story from Thailand. He has determined that I switched the details around. Just another day on HALO...

Incorrect.

 

[douglasbader]

Ahh....sounds right.

Ironically, I didn't pick a side in the debate. He has a hard-on for me for some reason. Wait, that didn't come out right...

You really don't need to pick a side in a debate with doug because he argues both sides generally.

Only in Shawneeland is picking a loss and a loss arguing both sides of the debate. That is truly maddening when you think about how he came to that conclusion.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Ironically, I didn't pick a side in the debate. He has a hard-on for me for some reason. Wait, that didn't come out right...

You really don't need to pick a side in a debate with doug because he argues both sides generally.

Only in Shawneeland is picking a loss and a loss arguing both sides of the debate. That is truly maddening when you think about how he came to that conclusion.

Only in dougieland is picking a close, one possession game, and a "mud stomping" the same thing.

 

[The Dad]

Lots of e-boners for Ol' Douglas.

 

[douglasbader]

You really don't need to pick a side in a debate with doug because he argues both sides generally.

Only in Shawneeland is picking a loss and a loss arguing both sides of the debate. That is truly maddening when you think about how he came to that conclusion.

Only in dougieland is picking a close, one possession game, and a "mud stomping" the same thing.

So that is a loss and a loss. Totally both sides of the fence.

I don't think that word means what you think it means lil' guy.

 

[douglasbader]

Lots of e-boners for Ol' Douglas.

No shit, and they are all boooorrriinnnng......

Shawnee can't even get a "both sides of the fence" analogy correct. My 4 year old even knows what that means.

 

[BBK]

phrase.

 

[douglasbader]

phrase.

Correct, but I wanted to keep true to the Princess Bride quote.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

This aggression against Pierce will not stand, douglas. He's good people.

 

[douglasbader]

This aggression against Pierce will not stand, douglas. He's good people.

No aggression at all, just saying he made love to a man.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Anyone willing to share that story with the board should never have it thrown in their face, dougie. It discourages other epic tales from being shared.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Only in Shawneeland is picking a loss and a loss arguing both sides of the debate. That is truly maddening when you think about how he came to that conclusion.

Only in dougieland is picking a close, one possession game, and a "mud stomping" the same thing.

So that is a loss and a loss. Totally both sides of the fence.

I don't think that word means what you think it means lil' guy.

You remind me of a child that is constantly saying what they think the score will be and every five minutes they change it. So while, on this particular topic, you are on only one side of the fence(so far), you have managed to claim either by prediction or by "feeling" nearly every possible outcome scenario in an Iowa loss. A close loss and a mud stomping. But, again, I understand why you do this so often.

 

[BBK]

Anyone willing to share that story with the board should never have it thrown in their face, dougie. It discourages other epic tales from being shared.

Agreed.

<---Will MMF.

 

[douglasbader]

Anyone willing to share that story with the board should never have it thrown in their face, dougie. It discourages other epic tales from being shared.

I liked that story better when the same thing happened in The Hangover II.

 

[douglasbader]

Only in dougieland is picking a close, one possession game, and a "mud stomping" the same thing.

So that is a loss and a loss. Totally both sides of the fence.

I don't think that word means what you think it means lil' guy.

You remind me of a child that is constantly saying what they think the score will be and every five minutes they change it. So while, on this particular topic, you are on only one side of the fence(so far), you have managed to claim either by prediction or by "feeling" nearly every possible outcome scenario in an Iowa loss. A close loss and a mud stomping. But, again, I understand why you do this so often.

So I'm not actually on both sides of the fence or even close. Thanks for clearing that up, retard!

 

[Shawneemicks]

So that is a loss and a loss. Totally both sides of the fence.

I don't think that word means what you think it means lil' guy.

You remind me of a child that is constantly saying what they think the score will be and every five minutes they change it. So while, on this particular topic, you are on only one side of the fence(so far), you have managed to claim either by prediction or by "feeling" nearly every possible outcome scenario in an Iowa loss. A close loss and a mud stomping. But, again, I understand why you do this so often.

So I'm not actually on both sides of the fence or even close. Thanks for clearing that up, retard!

No, you just blanket things to cover as many of the possible outcomes as possible, just like on many other topics. Its funny as hell.

 

[Revolver]

phrase.

Correct, but I wanted to keep true to the Princess Bride quote.

The Princess Bride is a great flick, but Pierce prefers Tootsie.

 

[douglasbader]

Link Shawnee?

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Man. Fuck this thread. It's just annoying now.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

i always thought that the both sides of fence analogy meant that when i am golfing and have to piss, i whip it out near the boundary of course and some of my piss goes over the fence while some of it hits the fence and stays on my side, while some of it gets on my pants or trickles down my leg.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Link Shawnee?

No doug, no link.
You win.
All hail the doug!!!!!!!!!1!

 

[douglasbader]

PWNED. Next!

 

[Whatever]

Thread OVER!!!!!!!!!

Bump. JFC Doug. Take a walk. Rub one out. Get off the internet.

 

[douglasbader]

How is Eric May?

 

[BuffettHawk]

I don't think James is going to the pros.

 

[Grape Ape]

Banks vs Vandy.


Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! What a fucking joke

 

[BBK]

This is the stupidest fucking thread in the history of HaLo.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Anyone who thinks that Brad Banks was a better QB than JVB needs to kill themselves immediately, or at least never post in the football forum again.

What a fucking retard.

 

[Grape Ape]

Anyone who thinks that Brad Banks was a better QB than JVB needs to kill themselves immediately, or at least never post in the football forum again.

What a fucking retard.

Jesus Christ

 

[nolookpass]

lolz. ol Sqwaukee is Baghdad Bob when it comes to qb eval.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I just re-read this entire thread. So much hate.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Ol Scottsdale. RIP

 

[The Dad]

Lots of people here need to kill themselves.

RATT

 

[Geese]

What a great thread. Not surprising that @Monster thought Vandy was better than Banks after seeing his love for Spencer

 

[Mr. Hawk]

RATT

When the mighty Whamo is on your side, one is usually RATT.

 

[Glen]

i always thought that the both sides of fence analogy meant that when i am golfing and have to piss, i whip it out near the boundary of course and some of my piss goes over the fence while some of it hits the fence and stays on my side, while some of it gets on my pants or trickles down my leg.

Is there a character limit for taglines?

 

[Gushawk]

Anyone who thinks that Brad Banks was a better QB than JVB needs to kill themselves immediately, or at least never post in the football forum again.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Can we include basketball?

Twelve years later and I’m still not sure.

 

[The Full Monte]

(Phew)

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Everyone is retarded about everything.

 

[Gushawk]

Like my brother @Debit One, I’m generally not retarded when it comes to Iowa Hawkeye personnel, especially quarterbacks. If you’ll recall, I could tell freshman ISM was fast as fuck from still practice photos.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Here are some truths related to Iowa QBs.

1. Those who say that JVB is Christensen level bad are showing how little that they know about QB play. JC has his own place in the Iowa QB circles of hell. He was the worst QB to play meaningful minutes at Iowa post-1980, with the possible exception of anyone from 1995 - 2000 as my ability to watch games in those years was limited.

2. Anyone who ever saw JC play at Iowa and subsequently said that he could be an all Big 10 QB is a horrible judge of talent.

3. Brad Banks did his job well, but is overrated as a QB. Ask yourselves this question - why is it that he didn't get a shot in the NFL? Before you say that size is the issue, ask yourself why he didn't get a shot but Russell Wilson is getting a shot.

4. Drew Tate is underrated by most Iowa fans. That he accomplished what he did in 2004 with no running game is amazing.

 

[Gushawk]

Iowa hasnt had a legitimate NFL QB in my lifetime. Holding that against Banks seems harsh. Banks was small and somewhat inaccurate, but he added a playmaking element that had Iowa’s offense humming in a way that it hasn’t since under KF. If that team had a defense similar to those we’ve seen of late, holy fucking shit would have it been glorious.

 

[BBK]

Saying Brad Banks wasn't that great or was overrated deceives my eyes and is one of the weirdest takes in the history of mankind

 

[Gushawk]

Saying Brad Banks wasn't that great or was overrated deceives my eyes and is one of the weirdest takes in the history of mankind

the contrast with Kyle McCann certainly was more than a young and intemperate Gustang could abide at times.

 

[KitKatApples]

Iowa hasnt had a legitimate NFL QB in my lifetime. Holding that against Banks seems harsh. Banks was small and somewhat inaccurate, but he added a playmaking element that had Iowa’s offense humming in a way that it hasn’t since under KF. If that team had a defense similar to those we’ve seen of late, holy fucking shit would have it been glorious.

If Kirk wouldn't have let Beathard destroy himself in the bowl game against Florida he might've been

 

[Gushawk]

Another clearly better guy who should have played sooner

 

[The Dad]

I used to think McCann and Rudock sucked beyond human comprehension…..and then I met Spencer Petras.