**Bryant vs Iowa - 12/29/18 - 7:00 pm - ESPNU**

[Geese]

Sounds like the game sucked but we still went undefeated in non con. That's pretty fucking impressive. Lets go boyz

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Rebounding was horrendous. Moss and Connor both need to be more assertive.

 

[douglasbader]

I think he may be saying there was a lot premature celebrating about how good this team is.

That is what I thought but was giving him the chance to not be a dumbfuck. It was a fluke game without one of their top players and a few other guys still banged up.

 

[douglasbader]

Hopefully Garza is ready to go for Big Ten season. We’re gonna need him with our backup center good for only 3 minutes against Bryant when the starter is out.

Garza could have played tonight.

You sure? He hasn't practiced. Fran sounds iffy on him playing at Purdue.

That was almost a catastrophe. Holy shit. Like you said they hit some bullshit shots that gave them confidence and kept them in it. Combined with the timing of everything it was almost a perfect storm. Keeping 5 guys out at the 3 point line meant zero help on some of those drives and they were getting calls on top of it. Thank God they won.

I think so. He was walking without a limp and no boot on. If this was a tournament game he would have been playing.

 

[Geese]

Connor needs to be more assertive??

 

[Dolomitey]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Connor needs to be more assertive??

Definitely. He’s like overly intent on being a pass first guy.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

 

[Dolomitey]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

Guy ahead of me from Virginia was asleep when traffic started moving. I went around.

 

[LifelongHawk]

Play 3 straight kenpom 330+ level teams and get worse.

Bryant averaged 6'2" and rebounds were even at 32.

Point guard abused us in isolations.

Bring on Purdue.

 

[BngHawk]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

Guy ahead of me from Virginia was asleep when traffic started moving. I went around.

Ever find out the cause?

 

[wondergrape]

getting texts of people running out of fuel

Guy ahead of me from Virginia was asleep when traffic started moving. I went around.

Ever find out the cause?

probably just tired

 

[hawkeyefan_2]

getting texts of people running out of fuel

Guy ahead of me from Virginia was asleep when traffic started moving. I went around.

Ever find out the cause?

https://www.kcci.com/article/1-dies-after-being-struck-by-speeding-pickup-on-i-80/25709028

 

[BngHawk]

Guy ahead of me from Virginia was asleep when traffic started moving. I went around.

Ever find out the cause?

https://www.kcci.com/article/1-dies-after-being-struck-by-speeding-pickup-on-i-80/25709028

Thankya

 

[Mo T]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

People text you when they run out of gas?

 

[cloudhawk]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

People text you when they run out of gas?

Better than texting him while they are sleeping

 

[Mo T]

getting texts of people running out of fuel

People text you when they run out of gas?

Better than texting him while they are sleeping

True. A good blast of the horn should solve it.

 

[Geese]

If this road blockage on i80 metro pushes well into what is now hour two, I’m going to begin bumping every thread on this board to mention how much I fucking hate Des Moines.

getting texts of people running out of fuel

People text you when they run out of gas?

Pretty weird imo. I only mass text my friends when I fill up with gas.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

getting texts of people running out of fuel

People text you when they run out of gas?

Pretty weird imo. I only mass text my friends when I fill up with gas.

I thought you just fly where you need to go.

 

[Geese]

Damnit serb

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Guys, I don’t think @Geese is a goose.

 

[BngHawk]

Guys, I don’t think @Geese is an goose.

Pretty confident you’re a mess, though.

 

[eclone]

A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y...and occasionally G?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

oh

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Guys, I don’t think @Geese is an goose.

Pretty confident you’re a mess, though.

Nope. You are.

 

[DonJMiller]

Guys, I don’t think @Geese is a goose.

 

[KitKatApples]

Guys, I don’t think @Geese is an goose.

Pretty confident you’re a mess, though.

Nope. You are.

Bung you idiot he's not a mess. He's a MESSDAWG!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cloudhawk]

People text you when they run out of gas?

Pretty weird imo. I only mass text my friends when I fill up with gas.

I thought you just fly where you need to go.

 

[Bovert]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

 

[Geese]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

I've tried telling them idk how many times

 

[BngHawk]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

Pretending you are an actual 500 lb man who lives in a pile of cats is a close second.

 

[Fletch]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

No shit.

I mean, it’s given away in the name. It’s multiple geese, not just one goose, that have access to the account.

 

[Geese]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

No shit.

I mean, it’s given away in the name. It’s multiple geese, not just one goose, that have access to the account.

Our original avatar was a pic of all of us before Mikey took over the account and changed it

 

[Bovert]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

Pretending you are an actual 500 lb man who lives in a pile of cats is a close second.

I have two cats: Bogey (my avatar) and Aki. And I could stand to lose 50+ lbs so I'm pretty fat, although nowhere near 500 lbs

 

[cloudhawk]

It's fun, and I like to have fun.

Go have no fun somewhere else

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Bovert called the fuck out

 

[Hawkstrat]

You know why when geese fly together one side of the 'V' is longer?



Because Geese is a faggot.

 

[BngHawk]

You know why when geese fly together one side of the 'V' is longer?



Because Geese is a faggot.

This right here is why I halo

 

[KitKatApples]

pretending geese is an actual goose remains the dumbest thing on a message board filled with almost exclusively dumb things

HONK!!!!!!!

 

[Nobody]

I enjoy that this is a thing they do now:

 

[CraigTNelson]

The ref in the background is amused by it too

 

[CamelTones]

WTF happened tonight? Winning by 5 when KenPom projected 28...that’s going to hurt the computer rankings.

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Watch some of these shots Bryant knocked down (and look at the time left on the shot clock). Their coach chose to dribble the ball near the half court line for 20 seconds then get into 1 on 1 situations with a kickout late. It almost worked.

 

[douglasbader]

WTF happened tonight? Winning by 5 when KenPom projected 28...that’s going to hurt the computer rankings.

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Watch some of these shots Bryant knocked down (and look at the time left on the shot clock). Their coach chose to dribble the ball near the half court line for 20 seconds then get into 1 on 1 situations with a lockout late. It almost worked.

In the first half highlights alone you had an NBA lean back three at the buzzer, a legs flailing near NBA three as the shot clock was about to run out and then a contested three a foot behind the line at the buzzer.

Second half starts with some goofy runner and 1 that somehow goes followed by Johnson hitting 3 long NBA threes. The highlights don't include about 4 circus shots that #22 hit driving to the rim.

 

[ThunderheadWilly]

Hopefully Garza is ready to go for Big Ten season. We’re gonna need him with our backup center good for only 3 minutes against Bryant when the starter is out.

Saw Kriener at Mabe’s in Decorah on Christmas night (/CSB!). Obviously had too much Around The Garden ‘za and couldn’t go more than 3 minutes. @AZmess, you down with Mabe’s?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Who isn’t?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I wonder which TNP this is.

 

[nolookpass]

bohannon makes a half assed attempt at a long rebound so nobodys back to prevent a breakout. Moss doesn't touch a guy (who pushes off)the guy makes the layup, a foul is called and Moss sits for almost the rest of the game.

seems dumb.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

If that’s all there was to it.

 

[ThunderheadWilly]

I wonder which TNP this is.

Long-time lurker but TNP who still fucks himself on the reg.

 

[Billy Butters]

WTF happened tonight? Winning by 5 when KenPom projected 28...that’s going to hurt the computer rankings.

View attachment 12482

Watch some of these shots Bryant knocked down (and look at the time left on the shot clock). Their coach chose to dribble the ball near the half court line for 20 seconds then get into 1 on 1 situations with a lockout late. It almost worked.

I enjoyed the color guy basically saying that recruits are going to love to play the Iona style of play while their PG sat at halfcourt and touched himself for 20 seconds every possession.

Fran better not ever schedule Bryant again as long as they have that faggot for a coach. Generally I'm fine with the shot clock at 30 but watching that garbage last night makes me want to drop it down even further.