Football Parking/Tailgating 2025

[Kerky]

Yes the poem is 45 minutes before kickoff, right behind the house at 707 Melrose. R4Hawks and MrsR4Hawks and ArtVandelay are fun and gracious hosts, and various celebrities/HaLo royalty wander in and out throughout the morning/afternoon. Hot Damn it's a good time...

Can definitely confirm that. Wish I could be there today but I'll be on the road to Illinois.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I've seen Danish there, brants, monster, JandJ, kerky, recgyno, gus, MoT, 6douche, wcf, and I am likely forgetting many others.

A veritable who's who of who gives a fuck

Yes you did forget many others, fag.

 

[gable_guy]

Always one game that lots get full so early

 

[KitKatApples]

Always one game that lots get full so early

It’s a good idea to get there before 10:30when they play at 2:30

 

[6deuce]

Hawkeye Village is for the elite apparently

 

[Kerky]

Guess the plan is to tailgate in Hancher. Not my #1 choice and only parked there a couple times. How is Hancher for a tailgate location?

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s a location one can tailgate in

 

[cloudhawk]

I enjoyed the shit out of lot 65. The lot that runs next to Hawkins Drive that you walk by from lot 65 to Duane Banks. Looks like a great spot.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I enjoyed the shit out of lot 65. The lot that runs next to Hawkins Drive that you walk by from lot 65 to Duane Banks. Looks like a great spot.

imagine Lot 65 with no shit

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’ll be comin in hot, leavin Waukee at noon. Park at Newton road ramp and hopefully will be walking in right before kick.

 

[jandj]

Guess the plan is to tailgate in Hancher. Not my #1 choice and only parked there a couple times. How is Hancher for a tailgate location?

I’ve parked there a couple times this year. It’s decent, a little tamer than other lots but plenty of fun. Price is right and the shuttle system runs pretty smooth.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I’ve parked there a couple times this year. It’s decent, a little tamer than other lots but plenty of fun. Price is right and the shuttle system runs pretty smooth.

We get people who park at Hancher and just bus to our tailgate spot. There’s some spots over by Myrtle Lot, Melrose Court, near the church that are a good time too.

 

[Pedro]

My group tailgated in lot 56 or 59 (can't remember exactly). It was just off Melrose (next to Melrose Ct). People were still driving in at 1:30pm for a 2:30pm game. Everybody had to stop everything to move tables, chairs, games, grills, etc. Buncha goddamn fucktards thinking they can arrive in a parking lot that late.

 

[cloudhawk]

Lot 65 was like that: look at all the room for tailgating activities- next thing you know kids are getting sideswiped by cars making Reece VanderZee type catches near gametime

 

[6deuce]

Fuck them kids!

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

There’s always couple late arrivals by me. I’m gonna set up a canopy tent for tomorrow and I’ll give those fucks an earful if they pull in at noon.

 

[cloudhawk]

Fuck them kids!

Fuck ya tough little fuckers just limped it off

 

[6deuce]

There’s always couple late arrivals by me. I’m gonna set up a canopy tent for tomorrow and I’ll give those fucks an earful if they pull in at noon.

I almost ran you over after the Minnesota game. You stepped right in front of my vehicle when I was trying to exit lot 49. I should've clipped you.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Don’t be a douche. People pay a lot for tailgating spots so they can roll in whenever they want.

 

[cloudhawk]

Don’t be a douche. People pay a lot for tailgating spots so they can roll in whenever they want.

To be fair- more of a parking spot

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Too late, I’m already a douche!!

 

[cloudhawk]

Although it was awesome a coupla dudes pulled in about 30-45min before gametime and shotgunned about 3 beers and took a couple pulls of fireball off a bottle and headed in.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I found this in the freezer down at the acreage. Might still be ok to drink.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Is that semen?

 

[6deuce]

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It actually happened though. I was like “Holy shit that’s RecGyno” and wanted to roll down the window and call you a faggot bit cooler heads prevailed.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Next time dooo it. I might actually hear it.

 

[Kerky]

Sitting here in south Hancher and I think they put tarps on wrong side. It’s ok for now but isn’t wind supposed to be out of west north west eventually?

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean at some point

 

[Kerky]

Just shook hands with Beth. They’re making the rounds with fans and tailgating

 

[jandj]

Just felt up Beth. They’re making the rounds with fans and tailgating

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