Former players thread

[Hawk&Balls]

One of these days he might get a real job on his own merits

 

[Mysterio]

silver spoon fuck

 

[B19Rob]

What a fucking loser. CC could do so much better.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Jebus. He is clearly on the path to become a head coach at some point, and by 40 will probably 10x your net worth. Connor was not the loser son.

 

[B19Rob]

Jebus. He is clearly on the path to become a head coach at some point, and by 40 will probably 10x your net worth. Connor was not the loser son.

If he has 10x my net worth in the next 13 years it will be because his parents died and left him everything or Caitlin failing to make him sign a prenup

 

[BBK]

The Noblesville Boom? That's not a real team. Can't be

 

[BBK]

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What a fucking loser. CC could do so much better.

They will eventually break up and Clark will marry a woman

 

[26.2]

They will eventually break up and Clark will marry a woman

100%

 

[KitKatApples]

They will eventually break up and Clark will marry a woman

She's already dating one

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Herbie2]

They will eventually break up and Clark will marry a woman

That's why Stephanie White is her role model.

 

[eclone]

Haven’t seen that name for awhile…

 

[BBK]

Haven’t seen that name for awhile…

He was first team All G League in 2020. Since then he was playing in Japan for a few years and now plays for a 2nd division team in Northern Italy.

33 years old

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

He was first team All G League in 2020. Since then he was playing in Japan for a few years and now plays for a 2nd division team in Northern Italy.

33 years old

Uncanny resemblance to a 33 year old age progressed Adam Lanza.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Stirtz at #16 to memphis grizzly.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Ok now being traded to okc.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

So he gets to sit on the bench with all the other first round picks?

 

[Herbie2]

Dix signed a 2-way deal with OKC

 

[BBK]

Dix signed a 2-way deal with OKC

 

[Jim Tebow]

Stirtz and dix may get to play together after all. Somewhere the last finger on a monkey paw hauntingly folds into the disgusting palm.

 

[KitKatApples]

Dix signed a 2-way deal with OKC

I didn't realize he was a senior

 

[Lee Beevers]

I didn't realize he was a senior

Get a clue, Apples!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Mysterio]

somebody is about to get a bunch of angry texts from the mccaffrey boys

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Mike Gesell?

 

[Nobody]

 

[Jim Tebow]

Good for 'Da House' as his teammates affectionately referred to him (maybe).

And bigger kudos to bmc for sitting his slow white ass. Most coaches would have played him out of fear and convention. Though one wonders if, without whatever nil package he had, would he have become a cancer. In other words does nil make it possible to bench dudes who would otherwise pitch a hissy fit.

Regardless it worked and he was a great 9th man on an elite 8 team.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Too much to laugh about with this one.

 

[Verbal]

Boner Fitness & Learning Center, a/k/a the YMCA.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[BBK]

Need to get PTL back up and running

 

[Thrawn II]

Need to get PTL back up and running

The Metro!!! version, Cap City, is alive and filled with high school and bad D2/D3/JUCO players. I mostly post this to note that Halo favourite Brent Blum is sponsoring a team.

 

[The Dad]

The Metro!!! version, Cap City, is alive and filled with high school and bad D2/D3/JUCO players. I mostly post this to note that Halo favourite Brent Blum is sponsoring a team.

On the totem pole of hoopers, chunky redheads are at the very bottom.

 

[Natty Bumppo]

 

[Uli Kunkel]

Oklahoma City with the quick release of Payton Sandfort

 

[Stomper15]

Dix, Fart and Bennett all summering together.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

With an Alford

 

[KitKatApples]

and a partridge in a pear tree

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Darius Myles was a lottery pick

 

[Jim Tebow]

Darius Myles was a lottery pick

Mj loved him. He spelled his name with an i instead of a y though.

After seeing Miles and Quentin Richardson walking around the 2000 pre-draft camps wearing And1 gear, Jordan approached them and asked why they weren't wearing Nike. When they told him they didn't have a shoe deal yet, MJ told them, "Alright, I got you," and swiftly made Nike sign them both to Jordan Brand, effectively pulling them away from competing brands.

Miles also built a rapport with the Hall of Famer years prior. As a young high school player, Miles attended a Michael Jordan Camp and famously took the bold step of volunteering to guard MJ during a pickup game, earning MJ's respect despite Jordan "busting his ass" on the court.

 

[26.2]

Mj loved him. He spelled his name with an i instead of a y though.

After seeing Miles and Quentin Richardson walking around the 2000 pre-draft camps wearing And1 gear, Jordan approached them and asked why they weren't wearing Nike. When they told him they didn't have a shoe deal yet, MJ told them, "Alright, I got you," and swiftly made Nike sign them both to Jordan Brand, effectively pulling them away from competing brands.

Miles also built a rapport with the Hall of Famer years prior. As a young high school player, Miles attended a Michael Jordan Camp and famously took the bold step of volunteering to guard MJ during a pickup game, earning MJ's respect despite Jordan "busting his ass" on the court.

This isn't even close to what actually happened

 

[douglasbader]

Mj loved him. He spelled his name with an i instead of a y though.

After seeing Miles and Quentin Richardson walking around the 2000 pre-draft camps wearing And1 gear, Jordan approached them and asked why they weren't wearing Nike. When they told him they didn't have a shoe deal yet, MJ told them, "Alright, I got you," and swiftly made Nike sign them both to Jordan Brand, effectively pulling them away from competing brands.

Miles also built a rapport with the Hall of Famer years prior. As a young high school player, Miles attended a Michael Jordan Camp and famously took the bold step of volunteering to guard MJ during a pickup game, earning MJ's respect despite Jordan "busting his ass" on the court.

Nice AI post you fucking dork.

 

[douglasbader]

Dix, Fart and Bennett all summering together.

Lol at that tweet. "OKC rookies are all on the squad."

No fucking shit? Really??

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The alternative is a jim tebow original

 

[KitKatApples]

This isn't even close to what actually happened

Perhaps not entirely accurate

 

[Herbie2]

4 ex-Hawks getting some NBA Summer League run Saturday:
Stirtz 10 pts (3-6, 2-3, 4 asts)
Dix 5 pts (2-6, 1-4)
Sandfort 13 pts (4-12, 2-9)

Hausen 3 pts (1-1, 1-1)

 

[Stomper15]

Hausen shooting lights out again.

 

[eclone]

Good for 'Da House' as his teammates affectionately referred to him (maybe).

And bigger kudos to bmc for sitting his slow white ass. Most coaches would have played him out of fear and convention. Though one wonders if, without whatever nil package he had, would he have become a cancer. In other words does nil make it possible to bench dudes who would otherwise pitch a hissy fit.

Regardless it worked and he was a great 9th man on an elite 8 team.

 

[BBK]

His career high at Iowa was 13 versus W. Michigan.

Averaged 4 ppg

 

[TJones3312]

His career high at Iowa was 13 versus W. Michigan.

Averaged 4 ppg

83 total points.