**Gonzaga vs. Iowa Basketball - 12/19/20 - 11:00am - CBS**

[BuffettHawk]

Anyone who thinks someone is less of a fan because they didn't go to that school is a fucking faggot.

Written like a true Tavern Hawk.

 

[newsbreaker]

Does pre-acceptance count? I'm not sure I ever mailed it back in. Maybe I get to second level tavern hok with it.

You count whatever the hell you want. We're talking about acceptance and attendance at a state school that requires little more than drawing breath to attend.

 

[CurdMan]

In a thread discussing the biggest Iowa regular season basketball game I can recall in years, and maybe the game of the year in cbb, and you guys are discussing the definition of a tavern hok. Take this shit to cyfan and for fucks sake be better

 

[Mo T]

It's going to be an Iowa beatdown. No need to discuss the game further.

 

[Stomper15]

It's going to be an Iowa beatdown. No need to discuss the game further.

 

[Lee Beevers]

In a thread discussing the biggest Iowa regular season basketball game I can recall in years, and maybe the game of the year in cbb, and you guys are discussing the definition of a tavern hok. Take this shit to cyfan and for fucks sake be better

also, good thing this website is not universityofiowaalumnuslounge.com or like 7 of us would be posting here.

enjoy the college team from east central Iowa on the hardwood Saturday, you cock gobbling tavern Hawk fucks.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cyclone fanatic uses the term tavern hawk as an insult, which shows how fucking stupid they are. Tavern whatever is pretty much the exact status that every school wants to achieve, where are you are consistently relevant for so long that people automatically become fans of your teams whether or not they went to school there. So it’s really no surprise that Iowa State fans have no fucking idea what they are talking about.

 

[26.2]

I didn't take a single class at Iowa. Got in twice, didn't go either time. I don't give a single partial fuck what anyone thinks about any of it.

Don't call yourself a Hawkeye and you will be just fine.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Don't call yourself a Hawkeye and you will be just fine.

Is this a thing people do?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hawknballs is more of a hawkeye than newsy

 

[newsbreaker]

Don't call yourself a Hawkeye and you will be just fine.

I’ll call myself anything I want, and you’ll do nothing about it before, during, or after.

 

[26.2]

I’ll call myself anything I want, and you’ll do nothing about it before, during, or after.

I would if you did it to my FUCKING FACE

 

[newsbreaker]

I would if you did it to my FUCKING FACE

I don’t spend much time in dumpsters, so that’s unlikely to happen. Maybe one day.

 

[26.2]

I don’t spend much time in dumpsters, so that’s unlikely to happen. Maybe one day.

I spent some time in a cum dumpster once. Her name was Mrs Newsbreaker.

 

[cloudhawk]

Sorry. You're not.

Basically.......I mean I didn't go to a class or anything so I get it.

 

[cloudhawk]

Written like a true Tavern Hawk.

Fuckin A right!

 

[BuffettHawk]

I would if you did it to my FUCKING FACE

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I love HaLo

and tavern hoks

 

[Harlan]

I spent some time in a cum dumpster once. Her name was Mrs Newsbreaker.

Did you find my watch?

 

[26.2]

Did you find my watch?

No but I did find some brass knuckles

 

[Harlan]

No but I did find some brass knuckles

Oh, those aren't mine.

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh, those aren't mine.

Maybe 26 doesn’t know how to wear a watch and did find it

 

[newsbreaker]

I spent some time in a cum dumpster once. Her name was Mrs Newsbreaker.

She mentioned this little prick she used to know. Makes sense now.

 

[6deuce]

Written like a true Tavern Hawk.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

She mentioned this little prick she used to know. Makes sense now.

Jeez, call your mom every now and then.

 

[Harlan]

Maybe 26 doesn’t know how to wear a watch and did find it

WTF did you call him?

 

[Mo T]

You short a man 2/10 of a mile, you might as well steal his cattle.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

In a thread discussing the biggest Iowa regular season basketball game I can recall in years, and maybe the game of the year in cbb, and you guys are discussing the definition of a tavern hok. Take this shit to cyfan and for fucks sake be better

Look who is engaging though. One of them his favorite song is Cheeseburger in Paradise.

 

[BngHawk]

Look who is engaging though. One of them his favorite song is Cheeseburger in Paradise.

You’ll not speak of buffett like that.

he’ll give you the horns.

 

[BngHawk]

CBIP is a christ-awful song, though.

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck that idiot Jogger for ruining this thread.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Fuck that idiot Jogger for ruining this thread.

?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I like Jimmy Buffett. Don't get the hate. Fine drinking songs.

 

[Wanderer]

I spent some time in a cum dumpster once. Her name was Mrs Newsbreaker.

I’ve never been a big “sloppy seconds “ guy but you be you.

 

[CamelTones]

O/U is 172.5
Spread is Gonzaga -3

So they’re projecting an 88-85 final score. That seems low for this game yet that’s pretty high for a college game.

 

[foxhawks]

How do you look in the mirror if this is your actual opinion?

 

[Judge Kemp]

I didn't take a single class at Iowa. Got in twice, didn't go either time. I don't give a single partial fuck what anyone thinks about any of it.

I didn’t attend Iowa, and don’t think I even sent an application there. I am a true Tavern Hawk.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I didn’t even finish high school. I’m a Tavern Hok/Tavern Lynx.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I didn’t even finish high school. I’m a Tavern Hok/Tavern Lynx.

Big wnba fan?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

@HiawathaHawk what’s your lean on the game?

Shit, who knows. Pretty much a toss up game in normal circumstances but I have to think their layoff benefits us.

On paper our biggest weakness is defensive rebounding and they're just average offensively. They haven't shot the ball well from outside but don't rely on it heavily either.

Biggest concern is them in transition where they're really good and we're really bad. They've played at the 9th highest tempoh. Their offensive possessions are 14th fastest on the country, we're 13th. I think we'll play hard defensively but they feast on getting to the rim. Can our 3's offset the number of dunks we allow.

Fwiw, Duncan Robinson said this was his favorite arena to shoot in.

 

[Wanderer]

Shit, who knows. Pretty much a toss up game in normal circumstances but I have to think their layoff benefits us.

On paper our biggest weakness is defensive rebounding and they're just average offensively. They haven't shot the ball well from outside but don't rely on it heavily either.

Biggest concern is them in transition where they're really good and we're really bad. They've played at the 9th highest tempoh. Their offensive possessions are 14th fastest on the country, we're 13th. I think we'll play hard defensively but they feast on getting to the rim. Can our 3's offset the number of dunks we allow.

Fwiw, Duncan Robinson said this was his favorite arena to shoot in.

This is why Hiawatha makes the big bucks on this board.

 

[26.2]

Fuck that idiot Jogger for ruining this thread.

I am good a ruining things. This thread. Basketball rims. Your wife’s pussy. I leave a trail of the dead in my wake.

 

[BBK]

Pretty simple, but whoever shoots better from outside probably wins.

Garza and Timme should be able to score on one another with consistency. Garza staying out of foul trouble will be pretty crucial.

This reads like a post bovert makes fun of. Im good with that.

 

[Bovert]

Pretty simple, but whoever shoots better from outside probably wins.

Garza and Timme should be able to score on one another with consistency. Garza staying out of foul trouble will be pretty crucial.

This reads like a post bovert makes fun of. Im good with that.

 

[BBK]

I love you, bovine. you faggot.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Luka is going to dominate Timme

 

[6deuce]

Luka is going to dominate Timme

 

[BBK]

Anyway, Go Hawks. Fuck Mark Few.

 

[Stomper15]

I didn’t attend Iowa, and don’t think I even sent an application there. I am a true Tavern Hawk.

I left Iowa before I was even in high school and never had thoughts of applying. #tavHOK

 

[BngHawk]