***Iowa at Wisconsin - 2/22/26 - 3:00PM - FS1***

[Talkin' Goat]

Bucky must be destroyed. Like Brants anus.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[brantshawks]

So lightly caressed from time to time enough to make you pucker?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

So destroyed?

Correct.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What exactly do you want me to do with this information, Mitch?

 

[Stomper15]

Know who is favored to win. That's what he wants you to fucking do with it.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

What exactly do you want me to do with this information, Mitch?

Do you own a functioning printer? What kind of paper are we talking? Let’s start there.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Do you own a functioning printer? What kind of paper are we talking? Let’s start there.

no. I don’t think so.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

no. I don’t think so.

Well we’re going to need to find something else for you to shove up your ass. Look around the room. What do you see?

 

[KitKatApples]

I like the brainstorming here

 

[douglasbader]

Total sucker line, bet the house, boyz.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Well we’re going to need to find something else for you to shove up your ass. Look around the room. What do you see?

I see a brown bear looking at me.

 

[BBK]

Total sucker line, bet the house, boyz.

On Wi-sconsin?

 

[BBK]

Always cracks me up how sports reporters seem to be the only people on Earth who pronounce it that way.

Everyone else says Wis-consin

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I see a brown bear looking at me.

I bet he’s a gentle lover. Just go with it. The purple cat will be weird no doubt, but it’ll all be over soon.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Just beat these fucks

 

[KitKatApples]

Come on team. Let’s see some spirit out there

 

[jd10]

nice start

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Good game to make all of your shots

 

[MoneyPit]

nice start on offense for a change

 

[jd10]

passing has been incredible so far

 

[ABeardedDragon]

Some bricks have gone right back to Wisconsin.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Need to tighten up on D

 

[Iowatheltics]

Phantmon calls on iowa now that bald ref!

 

[jquintana]

I have no idea what charging, block or no call is any more. Boyd just ran straight into Folgeiras and got the call.

 

[Iowatheltics]

Nice tackle Wiscy

 

[Karl Hungus]

They get called for a ton of fouls while setting screens

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Let’s get a good Sage game

 

[Iowatheltics]

Yes he drawing fouls!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Sage!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

McCollum is going to get a T this game. He's quite unhappy with all of this bullshit.

 

[jd10]

holy shit stirtz

 

[ABeardedDragon]

Lol booing an obvious charge

 

[BBK]

We are an 8 seed. The sooner we all accept this the better your expectations will be managed

 

[jd10]

that entire wisconsin team can eat shit

 

[TurdBurgler]

So much for getting the defense right last game.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

We are an 8 seed. The sooner we all accept this the better your expectations will be managed

Fuck off.

Could be a 9 seed.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Fuck that game. Win the next two.

I hope to God Iowa plays them in the BTT.

 

[CamelTones]

Their Koch and Folgueiras made their 3s while Iowas Koch and Folgueiras missed their 3s.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Their Koch and Folgueiras made their 3s while Iowas Koch and Folgueiras missed their 3s.

A combined 3-14 from 3. Ouch

 

[hawkeyealum]

Koch always misses his threes. Just a brutal shooter

However Koch is much more of a contributor than Combs. He won't even take an open shot, doesn't create anything and isn't a defensive stopper

 

[CamelTones]

A combined 3-14 from 3. Ouch

That was pretty much the difference. Stirtz matched Boyd’s output. Sage matched Blackwells. Their forwards just made their shots.

I think Wisconsin only got called for 2 fouls in the second half too.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Koch played 40 minutes, didn't grab a rebound.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

We are an 8 seed. The sooner we all accept this the better your expectations will be managed

I think some genius said 8-10 seed when the season started.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Koch played 40 minutes, didn't grab a rebound.

Also known as the “Patrick” in the box score.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Koch played 40 minutes, didn't grab a rebound.

He is literally Pat with better shooting form.

 

[CamelTones]

Koch was 2-10 from 3. 2-11 overall. He killed Iowa today.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Gotta question the rotations. Isaia Howard looked pretty active there at the end. Why did coop play the whole game?

We are a bad team without stirtz.