***Iowa Basketball 2023 Off Season Thread***

[kenos]

Your profile picture is black. Are you hiding?

I am the darkness

 

[brantshawks]

that's the worst fucking picture I've ever seen

He looks like the guy with aids in Kids.

 

[Stomper15]

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The brothers took one visit out here to SF and this is how I sent them back.

 

[TurdBurgler]

20 wins would be a great season. 16-15 or 17-14 seems realistic.

 

[BBK]

Iowa marketing Patrick as the face of the team isn't going to get fans excited.

It's Tony and Big Sandfart's team.

Hell I'm more excited about Brock Harding this year than Pat

 

[Fletch]

I am the darkness

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[CleteyColgate]

Iowa marketing Patrick as the face of the team isn't going to get fans excited.

IowaFan won't get a boner over Pat but how about you @BBK ?

 

[Geese]

Sandfart

Lol

 

[BBK]

IowaFan won't get a boner over Pat but how about you @BBK ?

Your dad gets the biggest boner when he tonguepunches my shithole

 

[brantshawks]

The brothers took one visit out here to SF and this is how I sent them back.

Gay?

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh man, that is gross

 

[Bovert]

The program is a regional joke...marginal success aside, I would hate to have my program be the punchline of so many jokes and coached by a complete doofus that plays his doofus kids too many minutes. They are a laughingstock. If I were a fan, I would have wanted him gone damn near a decade ago.

-cyfan

 

[Pinehawk]

That tattoo looks like shit

That font is terrible. And, the spacing on the word ‘It’s’?
The ‘s’ even looks Iike a number ‘5’.
Amateurish.

 

[snips]

yah, I get the meaning of the tattoo and obviously his body, he can do what he wants... however, my opinion is the execution of said tattoo is not ideal for his overall style

 

[kenos]

yah, I get the meaning of the tattoo and obviously his body, he can do what he wants... however, my opinion is the execution of said tattoo is not ideal for his overall style

he looks like a 30-something accountant having a pre-emptive midlife crisis

 

[tallperson54]

20 wins would be a great season. 16-15 or 17-14 seems realistic.

This is correct. I'm usually way too optimistic about Iowa BB but this year's team is likely to be mediocre at best.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'm excited about the freshmen. But Patrick getting 30+ minutes to not play defense will be frustrating all season.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Meh I’m used to the no defense thing. Can’t score in football, can’t defend in basketball. But if I’m honest, I’m much prefer, entertainment wise, the product put out by Fran.

 

[snips]

both products bring their own unique, yet oddly similar sense of frustration to watch

 

[Lee Beevers]

both products bring their own unique, yet oddly similar sense of frustration to watch

No. Iowa basketball is wonderful to watch. It sucks that our players are mostly huge pussies but it’s still fun.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[brantshawks]

Also, blowing it up and starting over?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And more ice cream stations.


I could have told you that

 

[Dr. Zaius]

When does she lose the interim title?

 

[Pinehawk]

When does she lose the interim title?

When Brian is replaced.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Nimmers is at Indian Hills this year

 

[The Dad]

Nimmers is at Indian Hills this year

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

Do we have a S&C program for the basketball team?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Sewing and Crocheting

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Do we have a S&C program for the basketball team?

 

[ClintWalker]

Nimmers is at Indian Hills this year

He'll get less playing time there than he did at Iowa.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Do we have a S&C program for the basketball team?

Patrickgazellehops.gif

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have not met anyone who thinks we are going to be any good this year.

those people are idiots.

 

[Revolver]

We should have this down by now. They’ll be better than expected. They will likely cling to the bubble and maybe potentially get into the dance. All while being extremely frustrating in stretches.

 

[Kamala]

We should have this down by now. They’ll be better than expected. They will likely cling to the bubble and maybe potentially get into the dance. All while being extremely frustrating in stretches.

And then get bounced on the first weekend because either their opponent shoots 75% from 3 or we shoot 6% from 3, or both.

 

[Nobody]

 

[BBK]

I kinda think we are unfairly being written off as an afterthought this year.

Our guards and wings are going to be pretty good. Just have to hope someone or a couple someones can rebound a bit and defend in the post and this team will be alright

 

[kenos]

I kinda think we are unfairly being written off as an afterthought this year.

Our guards and wings are going to be pretty good. Just have to hope someone or a couple someones can rebound a bit and defend in the post and this team will be alright

I'm calling 18 wins

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Dix, Sandfort and Perkins aren't a horrible base to build on.

Freeman is going to be a stud. Harding is going to be capable.

Rebounding should be improved Krikke, Braun, Freeman and Dembele.

Just need Patrick to quit or play 10 minutes or less and this is a tournament team.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I kinda think we are unfairly being written off as an afterthought this year.

Our guards and wings are going to be pretty good. Just have to hope someone or a couple someones can rebound a bit and defend in the post and this team will be alright

 

[hawkeyealum]

Fran will have any sort of rebounding prowess coached out of Krikke, Braun, Freeman and Dembele by Dec 15th

 

[AZmessDAWG]

We hate our coaches

 

[hawkeyealum]

I don’t hate Fran at all but I’m not going to pretend we are going to have some improvements on the defensive end when history suggests otherwise.

sitting his child would be a good start though. Maybe Fran will do what Kirk cannot

 

[Verbal]

sitting his child would be a good start though. Maybe Fran will do what Kirk cannot

It is more likely that he takes 15 shots per game.

 

[kenos]

It is more likely that he takes 15 shits per game.

figurative, or literal?

 

[cloudhawk]

We hate our coaches

They make us hate them

 

[BBK]

Just hoping we can do it as poorly as last year, and no be worser

 

[douglasbader]

Someone else should start the 2023-2024 Official Season Thread. I'm not doing it, don't deserve to.