***Iowa @ Penn State 2/28/26 - 11:00 a.m. - BTN***

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Iowa -9.5 on the road.
 

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Just win. Early tip, that place is going to be dead and weird. At home they’ve lost to MSU by 4, Michigan by 2, USC by 2 and beat Minnesota.
Such a weird team. Also lost only by 8 to Illinois at home but then blown out by Rutgers.

Hopefully they have quit though, since beating Washington on the road, they have gotten blown out 3 straight games.
 

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Banks is still listed on the Iowa website as a senior, but shows up in live stats as a junior. No idea if it's been like this all year, but the stats roster populates directly from the NCAA
 

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Hasn't been announced, but he's coming back next year.
 
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If Ben told them to go into a shell, that's on him. Otherwise WTF was that offense to end the game
 

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Letting that team shoot 64% on you is pathetic. Figure it out, fuckers.
 

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Hausen has 3 straight DNPs and then gets 15 mins today.
 

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Sage benched in favor of Hausen and Howard. Hausen goes from zero minutes to 20?

Folgers benched completely after a couple of dumb mistakes.....

Weird, Fran-like rotation shit.
 

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Hey, when a guy has the hot hand and plays lockdown defense you gotta ride him!
 

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Defense was bad, sub patterns were bad, and end of game offense was bad. PSU was 9/15 from 3, just a shitty day all around
 

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In the last 3 games he has played Hausen is 3-18.
 

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I'm heated and going to go WAY over the top, but fuck Ben McCollum for that last 3 minutes and fuck his dipshit players that can't seem to stay on their own 2 feet for more than 5 seconds.

- McCollum tried to replicate the Nebrantska game when they got a 5 point lead. Just run the clock out and don't even actually try to score. How many losses and how many coaches will it take to figure out trying to run the clock out in basketball almost never works?

- Iowa players have got to have the worst balance of all fucking time. Banks, Combs, Howard, Cam, Stirtz, Koch are just CONSTANTLY spazzing and falling down. It's an embarrassment. Learn how to play basketball on your 2 feet or get the fuck out.

- Speaking of that, the game ends with two of the most retarded sequences of all time. Howard trips their player out of pure clumsiness, then trips himself, runs into Combs and Combs shoves him into the ground and the Penn State player to give them a foul and 2 free throws with 1.5 seconds left sealing the loss.

Oh, and if the loss wasn't already sealed, McCollum (the Curt Cignetti of College Basketball!!) draws up the worst inbounds play of all time with two players running towards the inbounder when they have to go full court with 1.5 seconds left and somehow the two guys LITERALLY TRIP OVER EACH OTHER while the Penn State players stand there going "what the fuck is wrong with these guys" and laughing.

Atrocious, inexcusable loss to a terrible team while playing some of the very worst defense you will ever see and giving up 65% shooting. I don't know, guys, maybe you shouldn't just let them straight line drive you to the rim for layups over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
 

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Sometimes ol' Spaz McCollum likes to remind you that about 20 months ago he was a Division II coach.
 

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Obviously want to win the next few games but at this point losing out may be the best draw for the tourney. Go get em Hawks!!!
 

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Isn't the point of playing a slow controlled offense, that you don't need to make some drastic changes in a tight game?
 

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The possession with 2 offensive rebounds ending a Stirtz TO let them right back in it. Took a minute off the clock and if they score they probably put the nail in the coffin. Nope, dribble off your fucking leg.
 

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Folgers lead the run that got Iowa back to tied and in front. Then he sits. Hausen gives you nothing and plays down the stretch. With a 5 point lead, you can’t sit on it.

And Iowa had two possessions in the game where they got 3 looks at it, or at least two offensive rebounds, and scored zero points. Every other team seemingly buries a 3 when that happens, not Iowa. Fuck.

I suppose a win over Nebrantska again makes up for it, but that loss never should have happened.
 

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My man Hiawatha is going to roast me for going over the top, but I don't care right now.

I'm already sick of the ballerina offense. The constant passing up good shots so they can run around with their heads cut off and launch a terrible shot is maddening. The constant passing up shots 2 feet from the hoop to kick it out is insane. Shoot the fucking basketball and score.
 

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regardless of who the coach is iowa always manages to play like lil bitches at pedo state
 

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My man Hiawatha is going to roast me for going over the top, but I don't care right now.

I'm already sick of the ballerina offense. The constant passing up good shots so they can run around with their heads cut off and launch a terrible shot is maddening. The constant passing up shots 2 feet from the hoop to kick it out is insane. Shoot the fucking basketball and score.
I agree, and I guess we'll see how this all plays out in the tournament. No one is going to care if it leads to some good wins or runs in March.
 

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They had a couple of nice plays where the extra pass went toward the basket to the open guy. Do more of that instead of passing to pass.
 

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Felt like Iowa couldn’t get a single stop unless it was a turnover.
 

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Iowa only dropped 1 spot in Kenpom with that loss. Maybe the 10 seed is in play, but it seems like they might be locked into that 8-9 game. We'll see!!!!
 

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That's what he did today.
He was also lost defensively and gave up a go-ahead basket in the last minute
 

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The possession with 2 offensive rebounds ending a Stirtz TO let them right back in it. Took a minute off the clock and if they score they probably put the nail in the coffin. Nope, dribble off your fucking leg.
Or, you know, make a fucking wide open shot when it matters once in awhile? Just a parade of bricks on open looks.
 

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Folgers lead the run that got Iowa back to tied and in front. Then he sits. Hausen gives you nothing and plays down the stretch. With a 5 point lead, you can’t sit on it.

And Iowa had two possessions in the game where they got 3 looks at it, or at least two offensive rebounds, and scored zero points. Every other team seemingly buries a 3 when that happens, not Iowa. Fuck.

I suppose a win over Nebrantska again makes up for it, but that loss never should have happened.
Folgers gave the ball away 3 straight times in crunch time. And provided zero rim protection.
 

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Felt like Iowa couldn’t get a single stop unless it was a turnover.
You know why it felt like that? Because it was. This below is one of the most pathetic things I have seen in a long time, and Fran is laughing about how terrible McCollum's defense is. 72.2% from the field, 75% from three, sent them to the line 10 times. Fucking pathetic.

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How many layups did Iowa give up in the Maryland and Penn State games? Keep having your guys go out 30 feet from the hoop and chest up with superior athletes that immediately blow by your guys for a layup line while have ZERO rim protection is the most ridiculous defensive strategy I have seen. It's as dumb as Fran's awful zone defenses that you could get an open shot in 1 pass.
 

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You know why it felt like that? Because it was. This below is one of the most pathetic things I have seen in a long time, and Fran is laughing about how terrible McCollum's defense is. 72.2% from the field, 75% from three, sent them to the line 10 times. Fucking pathetic.

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That really is unbelievable. Especially considering how well they shot in the 1st half. I wasn't able to watch the 2nd half but figured there was no possible way they would shoot as good so figured Iowa would win by 10 or so. Just a terrible display of basketball.
 

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That really is unbelievable. Especially considering how well they shot in the 1st half. I wasn't able to watch the 2nd half but figured there was no possible way they would shoot as good so figured Iowa would win by 10 or so. Just a terrible display of basketball.
It wasn't even good shooting. They only took 4 threes in the second half, it was mostly a layup line. Iowa can't get a stop and they are one of the worst teams at fouling in the Big Ten. It's an awful combination.
 

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I'd rather banks not come back and find a decent center that can start next year.
 

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It wasn't even good shooting. They only took 4 threes in the second half, it was mostly a layup line. Iowa can't get a stop and they are one of the worst teams at fouling in the Big Ten. It's an awful combination.
I guess it's just encouraging that they are going to make the tournament with this roster and this style of play. But good lord Ben better get some good transfers/recruits. Watching this style as a losing team would be atrocious.
 

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Just finished watching. WTF with Hausen. He did nothing for 10-15 minutes(?) and Folgers sat. Even a basketball dipshit like myself can see that was a terrible strategy.
 

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Banks should get Panchero's gift cards for coming back.
 

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Had 18 more FGA. +8 offensive boards, +7 turnovers. They go 9-15 from 3, we’re 9-28 on the day Koch goes 5-7. Unreal.

They shot out of their minds but we let them get too comfortable. It’s so frustrating how our defense can be suffocating in games against better teams and then have games like this. And usually when we’re bad it’s just getting beat in iso situations.

Stirtz finally had a bad shooting game and we didn’t pick him up. The stretch where Alvaro went turnover, turnover, missed 3, missed front end was a killer.

I get the early Hausen minutes because they were collapsing and we had wide open 3’s plus he could survive defensively until he got switched onto Reed. I did not understand staying with him.
 

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Just finished watching. WTF with Hausen. He did nothing for 10-15 minutes(?) and Folgers sat. Even a basketball dipshit like myself can see that was a terrible strategy.
Ben McCollum (the Curt Cignetti of College Basketball) decided to play Hausen for like 12 straight minutes in a must win game on the road while he only played an athletic Tate Sage sat and picked his nose.
 
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